Colin Farrel and Nicole Narain make sex tape

cfarrell_sextape.jpgPage Six reports that a man who identified himself as J.J. called them and asked for advice on selling what he says is an authentic, 14-minute sex tape of Colin Farrell and Plaboy model Nicole Narain, but admits he doesn’t have model releases from Colin or Nicole who briefly dated him two years ago.

J.J. described the steamy tape in graphic detail, starting with a naked Nicole in her living room turning on some music, and ending with Farrell pointing the camera at her white cat in the corner of the room and saying, “Baby, you have the most beautiful [kitty].”

In between, Narain, who was Miss January in 2002, displays her pierced tongue as she looks up at the camera and winks. And Farrell, who had a shaved head for his role in “Daredevil,” reciprocates, saying, “I could do this breakfast, lunch and dinner.”

Narain, who has a tattoo on her backside, also goes through a couple of sexual positions described in the Kama Sutra, starting with “the missionary.”

I guess a lot of people would be interested in seeing a Colin Farrell sex tape, but I’d be more interested in seeing a Colin Ferret sex tape. I’m not exactly sure who Colin Ferret is, but if he’s anything like the bushy tailed creature I’m picturing, then I’m sure that would be one smoking hot tape. You don’t know sexy until you’ve seen a ferret try to do it with a Playboy model in the butt.