Colin Farrell Tapped That

December 17th, 2013 // 25 Comments

In a new interview with Ellen, Colin Farrell admits to having a “romantic relationship” with Elizabeth Taylor in 2009 after bumping into her at the hospital. So here’s that while I try and see if Colin Farrel and Russell Brand have ever been in the same place at the same time. Via E! News:

“So I got home a few days later with Henry and I was thinking about Elizabeth and how she was doing, and I called my publicist and I said, ‘I bumped into some people of Elizabeth Taylor’s…could I send her some flowers?’ And my publicist said…’That’s funny because I’m looking at an orchid from Elizabeth Taylor for you.”
“I’ll say!” Farrell agreed as the audience reacted excitedly. “I said, ‘Wow, that’s amazing.’”
“I said, ‘Well, send that bad boy over to the house and can I still get the flowers?’ And it came with a hand written note from her. I then cheekily about a week later said, ‘Listen is there any chance I can go…and see her?’”
His publicist made some calls and “I got to have an audience with her and that was the beginning of a year and a half or two years of what was a really cool…it was kind of like the last—it feels like in my head, not her, I’m projecting, but the last kind of romantic relationship I had.

Because Colin Farrel’s a gentlemen, he claims the relationship was never consummated, but on certain nights, when the wind is just right, you can hear a man quietly whisper, “Rub yourself with moth balls and let me call you Elizabeth.” And then, if you listen even harder, you’ll hear Dina Lohan say that costs $50 extra. “Cash…”

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. “That’s it, baby… take your teeth out….”

  2. Hahaha, “rub yourself with moth balls”
    That was fucking awesome

  3. This website has been dark today.

  4. JimBB

    Truly, his dick knows no shame. That’s only a slight step above Lindsay Lohan during her annual super-herpes outbreak.

  5. brick

    I’d rather consume a jar of mayonnaise with a straw.

  6. Like that’s the worst thing he’s been in.

  7. Cock Dr

    He’s Irish….they are a horny breed indeed.
    Get a couple shots into him and he’s yours for the taking.

  8. Colin Farrell Emma Thompson Saving Mr Banks Photocall 57th BFI London Film Festival
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hm, she’ll be confined to a wheelchair in . . . 6 years? Right, 6 years. A brief waiting period for impossible bliss.”

  9. Slappy Magoo

    More power to him, the closest I’ll ever come to fucking an icon was the time I masturbated while driving over the Golden Gate Bridge. Just as beautiful and almost as much maintenance work done to it.

  10. Deacon Jones

    Im not buying this on so many levels.

  11. If this is an attempt to get his name back out there, he truly has the worst PR people in the history of Hollywood. Wow, I feel skeeved out.

  12. Frank Burns

    It’s no worse that Blake Lively’s tryst with Stephen Hawking. “You haven’t heard an orgasm announced until you’ve heard it through that voice box,” Blake told friends. Okay, that never happened, I just wanted to freak out The Superficial guys.

  13. Hugh G. Rection

    Imagine if thesuperficial.com was around when she was in her prime.

  14. justintime

    “What’s wrong with that?” exclaimed Zaloog.

  15. rican

    That definitely tops the guy from Simply Red admitting to doing Aretha Franklin.

  16. I hope he put her diaper back on after he was finished…

  17. Colin Farrell Saving Mr Banks Photocall 57th BFI London Film Festival
    notimpressed
    Commented on this photo:

    GROSS. why admit that now, she’s dead buddy, let it go. And she sure didn’t look good in 2009.

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