Coco wants you to see things through her eyes

November 17th, 2009 // 179 Comments

And by things I mean breasts. She wants you to see her breasts.

NOTE: Included some more of Coco’s recent Twitter pics so someone in the scientific community can explain to me how this is happening and why we’re not using those gamma rays to create a super-army of Incredible Hulks.

Photos: Cocosworld
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  1. what?

    ok she is gross. but what is up with that make up all over the floor picture? seriously, what is that supposed to mean? what is she trying to portray? look how cool i am with all this make up? look at what i need to look pretty? i am completely confused. she is utterly ridiculous

  2. kate

    i can honestly say i am not even remotely jealous of this mess. i am tall and thin with a nice ass and a nice stomach and an au natural look… i have very few problems with my looks. don’t care if i sound conceited because hey, this is an anonymous post! really don’t understand how people think this chick and women like her are hot. she SCREAMS insecurity. bar refaeli and gisele bundchen…. now THEY are beautiful women! classy and natural and gorgeous!

  3. juoking75

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  4. Just amazing! SImply superb.. So hot i must say. She has got very nice but heavy figure but yet she looks stunning in that bikini . Her body is so nice . Thanks for the pic.

  5. ew

    Hating on people for not finding this attractive? Are you serious?… This chick ain’t my cup of tea and it’s got nothing to do with being jealous. I dont think anyone here is leaving negative comments out of jealousy. She’s a freakshow.

  6. juoking75

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  7. Just amazing! SImply superb.. So hot i must say. She has got very nice but heavy figure but yet she looks stunning in that bikini . Her body is so nice . Thanks for the pic.

  8. Mrs. Vagoo

    100, I wouldn’t mind having Salma Hayek’s body, but this? You canNOT be serious (or a woman).

    This lady has turned her body into a hot mess, that’s the bottom line. And a shame.

    And it’s a shame that you’re sort of jealous of ……..that. Really.

    I have a hard time believing ANYone is jealous of that, no matter what they look like themselves. This is pretty fucking far from an ideal body in my book.

  9. Wellington Smoresworth IV

    I remain unimpressed by this she-thing.

    Hear Hear @ 58 fight da powah

  10. DragonKatt

    @ 83 and 84

    Naw, just bored. I wasn’t writing to you guys, but replying to those above hinting at reasons why people, namely females, wouldn’t like coco.
    I get plenty of attention, I just get bored easily and I am always curious as to how people would respond to comments like that. It would make a fun sociology paper actually.
    …and I can’t stand movies like the notebook. Ew. I prefer the Fifth Element and Wedding Crashers. =/

    @77
    Ew. No. Sorry, ‘size’ has nothing to do with it. Quite frankly, it is just a bonus to the whole package…and if you only advertise the ‘bonus’ there must be no package. =/

  11. Sarah

    Wow, she looks smart

  12. lico

    you could not even butt fuck this girl. you would bounce right off

  13. pdxfacehole

    Not only would you bounce right off that ass I’m not sure you’d ever see your dick again.

  14. Dyslexic Cnut

    75 – you worded it precisely, shes not attractive because of the way she carries herself, but she is an interesting character.

    As to her ass, she CLAIMS that her boobs are fake, but her ass is indeed REAL. I think her and by looking at the last pic, her ass is full of shit.

  15. Dyslexic Cnut

    DragonKatt – “Oh…and I have a fun personality too. I love paintball, laser tag, videogames, sex, and so much more.”

    @75 & 83 – FUCK!!!!

    At the end of #75′s post, it does sound like that should be a sentence in a personal ad on eHarmony or some shit.

  16. @100 What exactly are you jealous of?

    If I were to try to look like her, I’d have to sacrifice my health, my bank account, my career, my dignity, and my ability to comfortably be in public places. And my already awesome wardrobe.

    And what would I do with it all? Flaunt it until hopefully one day some sugar daddy will come along and hand me all of my dreams? And a back brace?

    I have a career and a brain, so I don’t need any of that to be happy or to get by in life, and frankly, I don’t have the time to be high-maintenance.

    So, honey….if you’re willing to sacrifice all of those things in order to “get everything you want,” then that’s between you and you, but leave me and the rest of womankind out of it.

    And while I’m here: I love how all the women who are defending their anti-jealous stances feel the need to throw in some body measurements, like your opinion is more valid if you’re hot (Keyword: Opinion).

  17. And @51 Interesting assumption, but you should already know what a real woman looks like-no convincing necessary. If you don’t, you have much bigger, sadder problems. Cheers.

  18. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Too Much!!!! Good Gawd Almighty!!!! Too Much!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. tweek

    you can see her nipple in both the laying down picture and the purple thong pictures… just look again

  20. tweek

    you can see her nipple in both the laying down picture and the purple thong pictures… just look again

  21. tweek

    you can see her nipple in both the laying down picture and the purple thong pictures… just look again

  22. Is the word perfect suit? Well maybe fake but she has got very nice heavy figure a but yet she looks stunning in that bikini.

  23. the one in the laying down picture is on the left side. you can see the difference in colors.

  24. Turd the third

    I can hardly wait to see it, if it makes it to 75 or 80 years old. By then it will be doing the circus freak show tour I bet!

  25. Stephanie

    Aquarius’ will usually say or do anything to get what they want (with no shame whatsoever) including but not limited to: Exploiting their domestic disputes for album sales(Rhianna), Pretend to ‘fuck the police’ then become a TV cop(Ice-T), Act foolish all over the place for attention when infact they might not be all that dumb(Paris Hilton), Take advantage of middle aged women who think products are better just because you endorse them(Oprah) and they are boring as FUCK! (Lauren Conrad) Aquarians..cast off this aweful energy and be humanitarians without forgetting the ‘human’. As for Coco…she looks like a nice girl, needy Pisces..but nice.

  26. JJ

    i really could be sick right now.
    like i WANT to vomit !!

    coco is ferrel. just ferrel.
    completely fake and, omg, her ass!!!
    like wtf???
    i seriously do not understand how anyone can find that attractive.
    i mean, there is nothing wrong with being curvy. alot of the time baing curvy is really sexy, but coco makes me want to pewk.
    her body is so unbelivably out of proportion.
    if i had her body i think i would kill myself.
    or at least do some serious damage control !!
    we’re talking some major dieting and fuck loads of exercise.

  27. Rough don't dance

    lol @ 126 look like someone wont leave the house until they read their horoscope…

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  29. Carolyn

    Ha ha ha, big ugly fake breasts.

  30. Don

    Those have to be booty implants. In my whole lire, I’ve only seen one White woman with an ass like that and her name is Elke the Stallion. She’s German.

    Kudos to #48. I was wondering if anyone was gonna correct #13.

  31. Lloyd Johnson

    This is what happens when you wife up a stripper. She quickly becomes a bored housewife. I wonder if IceT needs a gardener?

  32. Ming Took

    2 comments –

    1. Does Borat know she stole his speedos

    2. I hear Nasa are planning on putting the shuttle into orbit around her ass. They are worried its affecting the earths gravity and is pulling the moon in closer.

  33. I think she is really hot.

  34. Shannon

    Why would you want to make your body look SO out of proportion?

  35. michelle

    her ass intrigues me. it’s obvious she has had breast implants but did she have a butt implant?

    i don’t think she’s nasty. her body is definitely interesting.

  36. Nameless

    She’s basically built herself into a human fuckdoll.

    She’s also taking pages from Adrianne Curry’s self taken twitter pics.

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  38. Mama Pinkus

    she looks like a cartoon

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  40. Robot

    Wow! She really is vain, isn’t she? It also appears that her bad vibes have scared all the rest of the people away on this beach, too.

  41. Robot

    # 137 – Nameless

    I don’t understand your comment. What’s wrong with being a human fuckdoll, isn’t that what we are really to each other.

  42. Exotica

    She has definitely made some cosmetic surgeon quite a bit of money. I have nothing against cosmetic surgery, but she looks like a prostitute. Of course, that works for a lot of men, cuz many can only think with their little heads.

  43. crazypants

    #137 – you’re right, she’s built herself into a human fuckdoll, but what’s weird – SHE PULLED IT OFF!

    She’s managed to look completely inhumanly impossible, but I for one and many other agree, she’s completely hot! It’s nuts, but I would go crazy on that woman. Every square inch of her body has been designed to be fucked and ravished – it’s amazing.

    Other famous for their bodies types have tried this, Katie Price, Shauna Sands, innumerable porn stars, but it actually works on Coco, whereas those other women just look odd and creepy.

  44. Amanda

    Here is what Coco looked like before plastic surgery, including butt implants. http://famousplastic.com/category/nicole-coco-austin/

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  46. cc

    DragonKatt @75 you really need to call me.

    Funny, Coco is one of the only celebrity I can think of that makes me use the word ‘grotesque’.

  47. Garrett's Girl

    Coco has a refund gap between her teats. I wish I looked like that lying down from the breasts down. I don’t want her backside, though.

  48. HAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHA who would be jealous of her. It looks like raw poultry on her ass. Its pretty gross.

  49. Casey

    mehh not enuf ass

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