Coco wants you to see things through her eyes

November 17th, 2009 // 179 Comments

And by things I mean breasts. She wants you to see her breasts.

NOTE: Included some more of Coco’s recent Twitter pics so someone in the scientific community can explain to me how this is happening and why we’re not using those gamma rays to create a super-army of Incredible Hulks.

Photos: Cocosworld
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  1. You're still ugly

    All you females know that by talking shit about Coco you arent going to fool any men into thinking you and your dumpy body is what’s attractive, right? All you’re doing is making yourselves look bitter about being plain and ugly and setting the bar for what’s fuckable( which you are prolly below) even higher. Good luck with that bitches.

  2. kIKI

    If that silicone bursts it may kill her. Too bad.

  3. Meeeerp

    I kind of don’t like it when a chick has a full-sized ASS hanging from her chest.

  4. Meeeerp

    I kind of don’t like it when a chick has a full-sized ASS hanging from her chest.

  5. kingofbeer

    I am convinced that this women has no nipples.

  6. shes looking sexy as ever

  7. PD

    That is disgusting.

  8. shelley

    @51 yeah, we know. blah blah fucking boo hoo blah blah. She’s still nasty as fuck. Plain and simple.

    And guys post here too fuckass, and they aren’t all gonna be slobbering over this whale’s tits. Shit’s nasty.

    Morons need to stop playin high school psychology 101 like some fucking social genius. Chicks say bad shit cause they’re jealous, just like guys post bad shit cause they’ll never get a hot chick –two fucking reasons out of a million that are abused by people who have nothing better to throw into the conversation.

    So keep whinin’ pussy.

  9. CharlieX

    @51, are you a troll or a moron? I don’t have a ‘perfect’ body, but I have a nice one. In fact, I love admiring a beautiful woman, perhaps its the artist in me. I don’t have an issue with jealousy, or even with her unapologetically erotic portrayal of her body. But I have a problem with finding her anything other than scary-to-look-at. Just my opinion, believe it or do not, you seem to have your own prejudices about women carved out, so you are the one seeing the most amount of ugliness in people.

  10. Hazmat

    I see San Onofre

  11. anon9

    #23 – What were you doing for three minutes, you hypocrite?

  12. Seriously

    51 – This isn’t 1997, ugly people aren’t the only ones using the internet anymore.

    I honestly would not trade my body for hers, no matter how fat or tit-less, or skinny, or hairy I may be.

    Are you honestly angry that we don’t find this attractive? Male or female? REALLY? It’s not even a ‘her’ anymore, it’s an ‘it’. If that translates to jealousy to you then you really need to get some women friends.

  13. kill it with fire

    *puke*

  14. Rough don't dance

    *I feel sorry for Ice tea, what if the thought of cheating come across his mind, where the hell do you go without down grading*…

  15. BitchX

    @61. Haha, you live in SD too?

  16. angry fatty

    AHHAHA LOOK AT ALL THE UGLY, FLAT-CHESTED GIRLS WITH NO ASS THROWING A FIT OUT OF JEALOUSY OVER THIS HOTTY

  17. Puke

    The hood rats probably like it, but I don’t think she is attractive at all.

  18. Jay

    I can see why she’s so pleased with herself although I’d never want any woman in my family to look like that. Is she an orphan?

  19. Ouzo

    She’s disposable. Use her once and get rid of the idiot!!!

  20. Jojo

    What the hell is going on with this girl’s ass? It’s like a perfect sphere. Even with all the airbrushing it just looks like mama cooked a delicious goose.

  21. red

    ugh that last pic is especially repulsive, it looks like her ass is detachable.. who the fuck would even want to plow that monstrosity?

  22. maryjane

    thats disgusting..

  23. Jeb

    first pic is great. My schlong would look real nice in between those two titties.

  24. DragonKatt

    Meh. Different people have different tastes in women. I find Coco fascinating. She looks so different, I can see why so many are turned on by her. Some find implants sexy, and others don’t (the same way some men don’t like girls to shave and some do). It is all up to personal taste.

    @51 I don’t think she is attractive. She is an interesting character, but I don’t find her sexy. Most of it is probably how she goes about carrying herself. She lacks all forms of class. And no, I am not jealous of her in any way…and I have quite an amazing natural body myself. 5’5″ 125lb, 34DD with nice hips and an ass that has recieved compliments from random people (kinda creepy when it happens though). And No, I am not a butter face. In fact, just earlier today when I was filling up gas, the attendant came up to me and said “I just gotta tell ya, you are one beautiful lady”. ;) Oh…and I have a fun personality too. I love paintball, laser tag, videogames, sex, and so much more.

    @24 I assure you, my big boobs are not flappy sand bags. ;) And honestly, I think it would be MUCH better to have tits that MOVE when having sex, than ones that stay relatively stationary.

  25. JDM

    She baffles me. That butt defies all logic. Obviously some people find it attractive, but mostly I look and scratch my head going “Huh?!”

  26. Hello

    #75- I totally want to do you. (PS- I’m packing 7.5 inches).

  27. ding a ling

    She is really gross. Her butt doesn’t fit the frame. Her breasts are gross. If you are not born with it, then you were not meant to have it. Enough said. She flaunts plastic which tells me she has low self esteem.

  28. ding a ling

    She is really gross. Her butt doesn’t fit the frame. Her breasts are gross. If you are not born with it, then you were not meant to have it. Enough said. She flaunts plastic, which tells me she has low self esteem.

  29. I love it when people on this site post their stats, as if they were actually women.

    Everyone knows that women don’t know how to use computers.

  30. Posh

    Wow, mad ugly.

  31. going on a limb

    I’m a chick, and Coco turns me on. She is so curvy and ULTRA womanly looking. I think she’s really hot. Thanks Fish, don’t stop posting her. She makes me horny.

  32. Drew

    @75

    “And no, I am not jealous of him in any way…and I have quite an amazing natural body myself. 6’2″ 200lb, very muscular with great abs and an personality that has recieved compliments from random people (kinda creepy when it’s elderly women). And No, I am not a butter face. In fact, just earlier today when I was filling up gas, the attendant came up to me and said “I just gotta tell ya, you are incredibly sexy ;)” Oh…and I have a fun personality too. I love cuddling, The Notebook, vacuuming, cooking and so much more.”

    I re-wrote that in the perspective of a male. Sounds like bullshit, doesn’t it? It sure does.

  33. ladeeda

    @83 i like you.

    That chick#75, if it is a chick, clearly doesnt get enough attention in real life that she needs it from anonymous commenters.

    that alone spells her utter bullshit:)

  34. Rasputins Liver

    *

    Damn, man!

    That’s no ass! That’s a fuckin’ planatoid she’s got followin’ her.

    As for her fake milk bags….ugh.

    She’s just more of the usual country-ghetto white trash we’ve seen for far too long in the last couple decades.

    I wouldn’t fuck her with Dubya’s Li’l Cheney, ND i LOth that motherfucker.

    *

  35. Rasputins Liver

    *

    Damn, man!

    That’s no ass! That’s a fuckin’ planatoid she’s got followin’ her.

    As for her fake milk bags….ugh.

    She’s just more of the usual country-ghetto white trash we’ve seen for far too long in the last couple decades.

    I wouldn’t fuck her with Dubya’s Li’l Cheney, And I loath that motherfucker.

    *

  36. TheJoker07

    Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice!

  37. shankyouverymuch

    I think it would be really fascinating to see pictures of her BEFORE all her plastic surgery… I’d to see in a natural state.

  38. lori

    Disgusting and trashy. Grotesque.

  39. Djarlu Svolbringnian

    Coco is magnificent! I enjoy every view.

  40. Crocoduck

    Oh dear God, the apocalypse is upon us!

  41. the only opinion that matters

    I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.

  42. See you next tuesday

    Forget holding the drink, that thing could suppport the whole cooler.

  43. datroof

    Even if her bewbs are fake, this woman has a spectacular body.

    Ice-T, though a pathetic sellout for playing a cop on a really lame tv show, is still big pimpin.

  44. See my TIPS on how to get a better butt with pilates. Do it while weeding, house cleaning or just using stairs. While brushing your teeth, etc. No need to go all out..

  45. IKE

    HOLY SHIT, COCO!

  46. Half women, half man, half horse.

  47. kate

    oh my god, that is really disgusting.

  48. gigi

    I love all the jealous chicks hating all over the place – you know in your primal subconscious you’re all jealous- I know I am on a certain level! Sure Coco’s a caricature, but she will always get what she wants – bottom line [ha! I saw that too after the fact] Frankly, it’s fascinating– somebody should study her…. btw, the makeup haul pic is funny & sad all at the same time… awwwww

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