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The Professor | February 11, 2010 at 6:15 pm
First!
I’m with this Cocoa.
Rougher than rocco | February 11, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Whats going on with that, did Slick Willie pick up some poor eating habits around Harlem? Get well!
Suzie | February 11, 2010 at 6:34 pm
I honestly am having trouble staring at that thing! GROSS!!!
penisman | February 11, 2010 at 6:38 pm
I don’t understand how anyone could hate Jessica Biel. Unless she’s a jealous female. She’s the hottest woman on the planet, who gives a shit about talent?
Oh Yeah! | February 11, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Now there’s an ass worth of a couple dozen Haitians.
lalala | February 11, 2010 at 6:59 pm
drunken stepfather really fucking sucks
Will Shatner | February 11, 2010 at 7:00 pm
I’d love to motorboat that bad boy!
Oscarin | February 11, 2010 at 7:05 pm
!Qué culo!
Tashy | February 11, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Agreed, Drunken Stepfather sucks. But WHY oh WHY did Jenna ruin her face? :’(
The Ejaculator | February 11, 2010 at 7:57 pm
I would eat that ass for breakfast lunch and dinner.
LittleCupcakes | February 11, 2010 at 9:03 pm
Coco We Go Limp
ranger | February 11, 2010 at 9:19 pm
seen jessica biel. hot. would let her speak all she wants.
phil | February 11, 2010 at 9:33 pm
Those pants should have “angel” written on the butt
vdls | February 11, 2010 at 9:57 pm
Jenna Jameson’s face makes me feel really sad. She was never a great beauty, but she was at least pretty at one time. She really looks terrible. And yes, the Drunken Stepfather is a pedophile with a worthless blog that does not need hits from anyone. I agree that Fergie has a perfect body. That is the body I would choose if going to a plastic surgeon also.
Alli Watermelon | February 11, 2010 at 10:42 pm
Umm…COCO should work on her arms. They’re quite repulsive. I guess throughout all her plastic surgery, she has neglected those hams. Yuck.
yoyoyo | February 11, 2010 at 11:35 pm
She’s an honorary sheboon
r4 firmware | February 11, 2010 at 11:58 pm
I love this cause too but how do I know that a portion of the money will actually go to Haiti relief?
Richport's Ghost | February 12, 2010 at 1:18 am
I just changed my name to Haiti.
O HAI, COCO….
watch how i met your mother | February 12, 2010 at 1:38 am
Jenna Jameson’s face makes me feel really sad. She was never a great beauty, but she was at least pretty at one time.
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watch how i met your mother | February 12, 2010 at 1:40 am
Jenna Jameson’s face makes me feel really sad. She was never a great beauty, but she was at least pretty at one time.
zia from backlinks
watch how i met your mother | February 12, 2010 at 1:42 am
Jenna Jameson’s face makes me feel really sad. She was never a great beauty, but she was at least pretty at one time.
zia from backlinks
jj | February 12, 2010 at 3:49 am
I know we are not supposesed to say bad things abouth other people, but I think she is really ugly…
Susan | February 12, 2010 at 6:53 am
watch ugly betty
Voyeur | February 12, 2010 at 8:53 am
Okay, tell you what the black guys get to keep ghetto bumper ride known as Coco, and the white guys get to keep the pale astray better known as Lindsey Lohan (hell throw in Amy Winehouse for shits & giggles). For you men who aren’t raging bigots or just don’t really give a shit… fap to whichever celebrity you want since none of us are going to get any celeb ass in real life anyway. Ladies… just keep up business as usually, hating any female that’s prettier, uglier, smarter, dumber, richer, etc, & etc then you. Everyone should be fucking happy now.
Cap'n Ahab | February 12, 2010 at 9:30 am
Kim Kardashian, eat your heart out….
…and order the supersize.
Natalie | February 12, 2010 at 9:50 am
Alexander McQueen’s death should have been a big post. Bad taste, superficial. Such a terrible loss.
Brett | February 12, 2010 at 10:28 am
Every time I see Coco, all I can think about is giant spiral-cut ham.
AteIsEnough | February 12, 2010 at 10:42 am
I wish she’d stop posting picturesof that big fat ass. Kim K’s ass could never appear again and that would be fine with me too, but at least the rest of Kim is fairly sexy. Coco not so much…YIKES!!!!
Darth | February 12, 2010 at 10:54 am
Religious fanatics or Coco!? What kinda help do Hatians really want!?
Rhialto | February 12, 2010 at 10:59 am
A piece of her ass will feed hundreds of hungry Haitians.
Rachell | February 12, 2010 at 11:01 am
Ok does Coco do anything at all except have people take pictures of her sticking out her ass all day?
Galtacticus | February 12, 2010 at 11:05 am
Is she going to grow coconut- or banana trees in Haiti? How’s she planning to help them?!
Nero | February 12, 2010 at 11:16 am
She’s going to provide thousands of Haitians free gas.Don’t ask me how she’s gonna do this!
Lolo | February 12, 2010 at 11:39 am
That ass-pad is so fake! I’d love to see her accidentally sit on a thumbtack and watch one of her buns go flat. I bet that ass is all cottage cheese without the silicone.
UltraSly | February 12, 2010 at 11:57 am
@8 “Que” no lleva acento si no es pregunta.
I cannot believe how repulsive that human is; thick everywhere, like a midget horse, she should be sent back to the mangroves already. Besides her appearance, they could have at least mirror the image to make the sign on her shirt less da Vinci’s.
UltraSly | February 12, 2010 at 11:59 am
@33. Good one.
SO RIGHT | February 12, 2010 at 11:59 am
Oh Coco — put that thing away before someone gets hurt.
Hamburgler | February 12, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Sweet.
timmy the dying boy | February 12, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Good idea. Coco’s ass can provide shelter for hundreds of homeless Haitians.
Kie | February 12, 2010 at 3:32 pm
THATS IS ASS FAKE AND NOT ALL BLACK MEN LIKE THIS SHE LOOKS LIKE A MIDGET WHY WOULD I WANT A STORE BOUGHT WHITE WOMAN WITH ALL A BLACK WOMENS ATTRIBUTES WHEN I CAN JUST GET THE REAL THING, A BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMAN WHO’S ASS WOULD SHUT COCO DOWWNNN!! And usually a thick black woman’s ass is round and not like a box , Ice T is A SELLOUT HE HAD TO MAKE HIS WOMAN LOL
Dan | February 17, 2010 at 7:55 am
really surprised no one had mentioned that “haiti we go hard” sounds and looks-from the look of that photo, like a porn film :S
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Rogue Cuckold | April 30, 2010 at 3:17 am
I would love to watch Coco being banged by her black studs! Then I would perform any tongue duties she required!