Coco wants to do Haiti and other news

February 11th, 2010 // 43 Comments

- Jessica Biel proving why Jessica Biel should never speak. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alexander McQueen: Another Lady GaGa casualty? [PopEater]

- Bill Clinton is smacking nurses’ asses right now. [TheFABlife]

- Jenna Jameson should probably stop accepting invites. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Tiger Woods’ penis is a resume builder. [Celebslam]

- Robert Redford has no idea who this is or why she’s here. But he’ll allow it. [Just Jared]

- Fergie’s body is desirable by other women? They know about the penis right? Because there’s a penis. [The Blemish]

- Bristol Palin wants Levi Johnston to have a successful career in entertainment. I can’t imagine why… [Betty Confidential]

- Taylor Lautner is 18, pedophiles! – Says the man who posts Miley Cyrus bikini pics. [Socialite Life]

- Nick Cannon has never had sex with Mariah Carey: Exhibit #457. [Bossip]

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  1. The Professor

    First!

    I’m with this Cocoa.

  2. Rougher than rocco

    Whats going on with that, did Slick Willie pick up some poor eating habits around Harlem? Get well!

  3. Suzie

    I honestly am having trouble staring at that thing! GROSS!!!

  4. penisman

    I don’t understand how anyone could hate Jessica Biel. Unless she’s a jealous female. She’s the hottest woman on the planet, who gives a shit about talent?

  5. Oh Yeah!

    Now there’s an ass worth of a couple dozen Haitians.

  6. lalala

    drunken stepfather really fucking sucks

  7. Will Shatner

    I’d love to motorboat that bad boy!

  8. Oscarin

    !Qué culo!

  9. Tashy

    Agreed, Drunken Stepfather sucks. But WHY oh WHY did Jenna ruin her face? :’(

  10. The Ejaculator

    I would eat that ass for breakfast lunch and dinner.

  11. LittleCupcakes

    Coco We Go Limp

  12. ranger

    seen jessica biel. hot. would let her speak all she wants.

  13. Those pants should have “angel” written on the butt

  14. vdls

    Jenna Jameson’s face makes me feel really sad. She was never a great beauty, but she was at least pretty at one time. She really looks terrible. And yes, the Drunken Stepfather is a pedophile with a worthless blog that does not need hits from anyone. I agree that Fergie has a perfect body. That is the body I would choose if going to a plastic surgeon also.

  15. Umm…COCO should work on her arms. They’re quite repulsive. I guess throughout all her plastic surgery, she has neglected those hams. Yuck.

  16. yoyoyo

    She’s an honorary sheboon

  17. I love this cause too but how do I know that a portion of the money will actually go to Haiti relief?

  18. I just changed my name to Haiti.

    O HAI, COCO….

  19. Jenna Jameson’s face makes me feel really sad. She was never a great beauty, but she was at least pretty at one time.
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  20. Jenna Jameson’s face makes me feel really sad. She was never a great beauty, but she was at least pretty at one time.
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  21. Jenna Jameson’s face makes me feel really sad. She was never a great beauty, but she was at least pretty at one time.
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  22. jj

    I know we are not supposesed to say bad things abouth other people, but I think she is really ugly…

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  24. Voyeur

    Okay, tell you what the black guys get to keep ghetto bumper ride known as Coco, and the white guys get to keep the pale astray better known as Lindsey Lohan (hell throw in Amy Winehouse for shits & giggles). For you men who aren’t raging bigots or just don’t really give a shit… fap to whichever celebrity you want since none of us are going to get any celeb ass in real life anyway. Ladies… just keep up business as usually, hating any female that’s prettier, uglier, smarter, dumber, richer, etc, & etc then you. Everyone should be fucking happy now.

  25. Cap'n Ahab

    Kim Kardashian, eat your heart out….

    …and order the supersize.

  26. Natalie

    Alexander McQueen’s death should have been a big post. Bad taste, superficial. Such a terrible loss.

  27. Brett

    Every time I see Coco, all I can think about is giant spiral-cut ham.

  28. AteIsEnough

    I wish she’d stop posting picturesof that big fat ass. Kim K’s ass could never appear again and that would be fine with me too, but at least the rest of Kim is fairly sexy. Coco not so much…YIKES!!!!

  29. Darth

    Religious fanatics or Coco!? What kinda help do Hatians really want!?

  30. Rhialto

    A piece of her ass will feed hundreds of hungry Haitians.

  31. Rachell

    Ok does Coco do anything at all except have people take pictures of her sticking out her ass all day?

  32. Galtacticus

    Is she going to grow coconut- or banana trees in Haiti? How’s she planning to help them?!

  33. Nero

    She’s going to provide thousands of Haitians free gas.Don’t ask me how she’s gonna do this!

  34. Lolo

    That ass-pad is so fake! I’d love to see her accidentally sit on a thumbtack and watch one of her buns go flat. I bet that ass is all cottage cheese without the silicone.

  35. @8 “Que” no lleva acento si no es pregunta.
    I cannot believe how repulsive that human is; thick everywhere, like a midget horse, she should be sent back to the mangroves already. Besides her appearance, they could have at least mirror the image to make the sign on her shirt less da Vinci’s.

  36. SO RIGHT

    Oh Coco — put that thing away before someone gets hurt.

  37. Hamburgler

    Sweet.

  38. timmy the dying boy

    Good idea. Coco’s ass can provide shelter for hundreds of homeless Haitians.

  39. Kie

    THATS IS ASS FAKE AND NOT ALL BLACK MEN LIKE THIS SHE LOOKS LIKE A MIDGET WHY WOULD I WANT A STORE BOUGHT WHITE WOMAN WITH ALL A BLACK WOMENS ATTRIBUTES WHEN I CAN JUST GET THE REAL THING, A BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMAN WHO’S ASS WOULD SHUT COCO DOWWNNN!! And usually a thick black woman’s ass is round and not like a box , Ice T is A SELLOUT HE HAD TO MAKE HIS WOMAN LOL

  40. Dan

    really surprised no one had mentioned that “haiti we go hard” sounds and looks-from the look of that photo, like a porn film :S

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  42. Rogue Cuckold

    I would love to watch Coco being banged by her black studs! Then I would perform any tongue duties she required!

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