Coco shouldn’t jog in a heavily populated area

December 12th, 2007 // 189 Comments

Ice-T and his wife Coco attended the premiere of I Am Legend last night in New York. While my first thought seeing these photos is wishing Ice-T suddenly became invisible, I’ve got to wonder what sex is like with those gargantuan breasts. I know, if I were trapped underneath them, I’d be screaming bloody murder and praying for a quick death. Not because of the boobs. That’s just my natural reaction to the thought of marriage. OH, GOD, KILL ME! See? It’s all reflex.

Photos: INFdaily.com
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  1. marc

    # 71 candy cane are you trying to get hired by the fish? ’cause you totally stole his style. Except you suck

  2. poncho grady

    remember when having a white chick meant something? now they will lay down with any and everybody. they are just so common.

  3. No, Carlos, FRIST!!! thinks so too..

    Now go back to your mac n’ cheese kid Cuisine and leave me alone..

  4. LadyJane

    I really don’t feel up to reading all this shit, but I need to say…
    NICE ‘TOE, BEYOTCH!!!!

  5. LadyJane

    I really don’t feel up to reading all this shit, but I need to say…
    NICE ‘TOE, BEYOTCH!!!!

  6. When a guy says he doesn’t get HORNY ASS HELL from this picture, we’re talking about the damn FAGGOTS in particulair!!

  7. Also….carlos…you are clearly funnier than I. Where do you get your material? Jerry fucking Seinfeld???

    Now! Back to my mac n’ cheese Kid Cuisine..

  8. LadyJane

    WTF????^^^^^^

  9. sherry

    HA HA u r just plain funny

  10. Binky

    Frist .
    Although I was hoping for more than one tune from your link – I think ‘Carlos’ may not believe 9/11 was an inside job .
    Any comments # 98 Carlos ?

  11. de Cosmos

    That is not a camel toe.

    It’s a bottle opener.

  12. Binky

    Public at LARGE :#110 You’ve been like ‘one tune’ lately Binky.
    Binky. Well Ok. Things haven’t been quite the same since I turned on the TV to avoid Survivor and what comes on is some sort of kiddie porn show.
    Like CBS – where’s Murrow, Cronkite, and Dan Rather ?
    Just wondering…

  13. Hey Binky!!!! CBS is a fucking inside job, that’s what happened!!!!!

  14. Cliff Notes : Yes # 98 – you are the only one. And 9/11 was an inside job.
    Binky : Well. I suppose that just about covers it – for now.
    Jake Bauer : No!!!!!……….. Cliff !
    I’m still not after ya! I’m sorry about the ‘confusion’ a few links back.
    Can anybody spring me from this tin can? I’m finding the soap very slippery…
    Binky : Sorry Jake. The hippies around here are telling me it’s Karma.
    ( But I must admit this Cliff Notes guy is a bit of a ‘know-it-all’)

  15. lili

    too bad her body is like that, i do think she has a cute pretty face.

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    Greets Peter

  17. Tanx for the tip Peter.
    I was beginning to think I was a bit of a loser – and should probably take up internet gambling.
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    Ask them about their ‘Spam, spam, spam and eggs.}

  18. shaggy

    i’m coco for coco puffs! shit yeah. a white chick with fake tits – just the way i like ‘em.

  19. Missystar

    I can’t believe he actually married that. What the fuck is wrong with him?

  20. Aeryn

    she reminds me of Tamra from The Real Housewives Of Orange County.

  21. Missystar

    Update: I just went on IMDB and it claims this leathery hag was spawned in 1979. I find that really, really hard to believe. Obviously, we are dealing with satanic forces here. Like, Faust and all that.

  22. carlos

    FRIST #103 and 105 totally cracked me up. I apolozige for my earlier comment and am taking it back.
    # 110 Binky: I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m guessing it’s one of the FRIST’s funny comments. Sorry, I haven’t read them all.

  23. Anal Phlegm Munch

    He’s no even black. He looks like a mixture of 7 different races and a bucket of ugly.

  24. she is terrible! really! follow me you can find real gorgeous

  25. # 122 Don’t worry – most of the time I don’t know what I’m talking about either.
    Life continually confronts us with mystery and new ideas.
    About the only thing I’ve figured out so far is: “9/11 was an Inside job.”
    Public at LARGE: That’s it ?
    Binky: Well. Ok . That and gravity.

    Jake Bauer : NOOOOOOOOO ! Where’s Cliff Notes ? !! It’s true about jail as well !
    Get me OUT OF HERE !!!!

  26. ScuttlingCrab

    It’s not racist to be against black-white intermingling. It’s racist to be FOR it, because if it continues there will be no more races. That’s racial genocide.
    So if you’re dating outside your race, you are genocidal.

    Where this nightmare is heading is black men and Asian women. Big dicks, small vaginas, the ultimate combination for an age obsessed with its genitals. Oh, but I suppose it’s “love” right?

  27. Not sure of your point #126,
    9/11 – Inside job ?
    Or are you leaving us forever – as they all do… ?

  28. toam

    Nice body, I saw her photos on an online dating club sugarmommymeet.com. It is a famous site amony rich women. They are wandering on the site for looking for their handsomen sugar babies.

  29. IKE

    Actually, #126, as long as there is that “ONE DROP” rule, it’s not genocide for the black race. It’s genocide for the white race…..maybe not others…. I think Asians will claim their own quicker than caucasians.

    Big dicks and little vaginas. Uh…… you’d prefer little dicks and big vaginas?

    (FYI, for a big vag. see the “Amazing Ty” – she should float your boat.)

  30. IKE

    Actually, #126, as long as there is that “ONE DROP” rule, it’s not genocide for the black race. It’s genocide for the white race…..maybe not others…. I think Asians will claim their own quicker than caucasians.

    Big dicks and little vaginas. Uh…… you’d prefer little dicks and big vaginas?

    (FYI, for a big vag. see the “Amazing Ty” – she should float your boat.)

  31. Had a bit of time my hands…#128.
    ‘sugarmommymeet.com’ ?
    Your link doesn’t even exist.
    Comments ?
    9/11 – Comments ?

  32. IKE

    I guess it was worth saying twice.

    Ooops. There must be “one drop” somewhere around here.

  33. IKE

    Sorry. My mouse stutters.
    :)

  34. So Ike’s Ghost -
    Tina told me 9/11 was an inside job #132.
    Comments ?

  35. IKE

    Sorry.
    Just Me….
    IKE

  36. Public at LARGE : (My bet is IKE will disappear. Very soon))
    Binky : Well ok, Let’s see. ‘Two Minute Warning’ had Miami beating Buffalo last week. In Buffalo. So….flush the ‘experts’
    …keeps on burning…hummmm….roll it…..is Mary… like Mary Magdeline ?….is this all like a code ?…
    My educated guess is Ike Turner Comments are DOA !

  37. IKE

    Ok…one more before I go to bed:
    This one is kinda an open message to the previous racists….you’re welcome to respond in kind.
    So, I’m taking it that from most of your comments, if you had a chance to do CoCo you wouldn’t. Right?
    Instead you would rather be with a nice wholesome girl that stays with her kind….like maybe Amy Winehouse….whose old man is what…hmmmm…..away on business (I love Amy, I just saw her picture off to the side and…..well, couldn’t resist), or maybe Jennifer Love Hewitt (like she’s not getting too big for white guys). If you had to pick one, would you choose CoCo over the other two? Doesn’t she look best out of the three?
    Welp, have at it, I’ll catch ya in the morn.

  38. Ike – 9/11 was an inside job.
    Subsequently perhaps a million innocents killed.
    Do you have any non-Coco related comments to add?
    ( For those of us keeping score at home ?)

  39. Kreskin (THE AMAZING tm) : I predict, Binky (and related hangers-on), that IKE #137 will bail on all 9/11 questions.
    Binky : Well.Ok . Kreskin. Thanks for that. I won’t argue with you. Your conclusions sound reasonable. But, by the way, I always figured you may have had some sort of radio transmitter or something relaying crowd info through those thick glasses of yours. Remember that ? Questions in the crowd thing. Comments ?
    Kreskin (THE AMAZING tm) : Hello. Hello. SSHHHH … Hello-Tokyo? SHHHHHHH…Ummm . What was that ? What’s the frequency Kenneth ? SSSSHHHHH. Over. 10-4..
    Oh. Binky – your problem is you just see glasses as half full. Oh. And you’re off topic for this thread.
    Binky: Yeah. Right.

  40. angelna89564

    wow

  41. tony415263

    she is so sexy, her profile on seekingsugar.com is also fantastic.

  42. guy sebastian

    i find the writer of this website so annoying. he used to be quite funny, but i think he’s just lame now. such a typical straight male way of writing, everything needs to be about big tits, his penis and fucking.

    seems like a closet case to me.

  43. Squidtits

    Her head is like a smiling, monster-sized clit protruding from a giant, white, furry pussy.

  44. Squidtits

    Also, i’d like to titty fuck her with my fat, rubbery tentacle-cock. Just thinking about the sort of noises that would make before the inevitable loud BANG! as one of those mammas bursts under high pressured passion makes me squirt my ink sac all over the goddamn tank.

  45. Exyank

    She’s such a class act. She’s always got cameltoe (unless she’s wearing a skirt, in which case her ass is hanging out), and she’s always got her udders on display. She almost makes Jordan (Katie Price) look stylish!

  46. Mr Semprini

    It looks like her left breast is beginning to envelop the right breast. I don’t know about most people, but that’s weird…

  47. FACE

    I love this chick and I love Ice. Dont hate. She ridiculous and she hot as hell and you know you want to fuck her – those of you who arent fags.

  48. guy

    seems like a closet case to me.

  49. my comment

    I just think it’s funny that they are both named after beverages.

  50. 147. FACE – December 13, 2007 7:36 AM

    I love this chick and I love Ice. Dont hate. She ridiculous and she hot as hell and you know you want to fuck her – those of you who arent fags.

    That’s it~~

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