Ice-T and his wife Coco attended the premiere of I Am Legend last night in New York. While my first thought seeing these photos is wishing Ice-T suddenly became invisible, I’ve got to wonder what sex is like with those gargantuan breasts. I know, if I were trapped underneath them, I’d be screaming bloody murder and praying for a quick death. Not because of the boobs. That’s just my natural reaction to the thought of marriage. OH, GOD, KILL ME! See? It’s all reflex.
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put the ugly people in the back | December 12, 2007 at 4:16 pm
POW!
Texas Tranny | December 12, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Those are some big-ass tits.
put the ugly people in the back | December 12, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Those boobays are so scary, they look like they are going to errupt like a bloody silcone whorecano.
steve | December 12, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Man, you can turn some already-skanky white bitch into a zoo exhibit and she’ll be even more appealing to the monkeymen. That tiny variation in gene function has such a profound impact on their brain functioning. But it sure makes ‘em good in basketball.
Jimbo | December 12, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Yankees jacket. Perfect.
RENEE... | December 12, 2007 at 4:23 pm
she’s nasty and has horrible taste in clothing. she’s also kinda chubby but tries to hide it / balance her proportions with her ridiculous, fake breasts.
tittyfuck | December 12, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Man, I love to titty fuck her.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 12, 2007 at 4:24 pm
she always in ads in the back of King magazine and the like.. TAAADOOOW!
put the ugly people in the back | December 12, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Silly Nestlé he’s so proud of his ho and her airbags. Dude she is not a trophy. And I’m not saying that in a raging feminist way I’m saying that trash is not a prized piece of T&A, parading that around is like showing off a pimped out Neon like a wannabe bad ass; it’s just sad and also very very funny.
dude | December 12, 2007 at 4:25 pm
man, that’s one cheap whore
brem | December 12, 2007 at 4:28 pm
That’s like a monstrous cameltoe!
Nikki B.. | December 12, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Jesus how can she carry those things? Maybe Miss Alba will get some boobs now that she is knocked up by her loser boyfriend.
the explanation | December 12, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Blacks are dumb, so they need things to be very obvious.
PETA | December 12, 2007 at 4:36 pm
ARRGGHHHH! FUR!! WHERE IS FUTUREMAN NOW!?
RENEE... | December 12, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Coco; you’re ugly and your “big daddy” dresses you funny
KK | December 12, 2007 at 4:41 pm
if by “big ass tits” you mean literally, then i agree … they are so big it looks like she has an ass on her chest.
KK | December 12, 2007 at 4:41 pm
if by “big ass tits” you mean literally, then i agree … they are so big it looks like she has an ass on her chest.
RENEE... | December 12, 2007 at 4:41 pm
…or better yet, Coco, you’re ugly and your “sugar daddy” dresses you funny
MNF | December 12, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Why does she have permanent Camel toe?
more more more | December 12, 2007 at 4:45 pm
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
lentista | December 12, 2007 at 4:49 pm
NICE CAMELTOE…. CAN I SNIFF UR PANTIES AFTER U TAKE THEM OFF……..MMMMMMMMMMMM
Jimbo | December 12, 2007 at 4:50 pm
@19 Because she has implants in her lips too..
POOTER | December 12, 2007 at 4:55 pm
HOLY SHIT!
Did she stuff Jennifer Love Hewitt in her bra?
TommyGun | December 12, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Holy freaking camel-toe
TommyGun | December 12, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Coco is like the Dodge-Neon of skank!
Auntie Kryst | December 12, 2007 at 5:00 pm
If they are attending a premiere of a movie, where’s the red carpet? It looks like they are walking down an alleyway. Are they trying to sneak in the side exit?
tp | December 12, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I just threw up in my mouth
Burgernoodle | December 12, 2007 at 5:07 pm
uh, she’s totally sporting camel toe.
STFU | December 12, 2007 at 5:08 pm
#13
“Blacks are dumb, so they need things to be very obvious.”
but the white bitch is the one wearing them so what does that make her?
roastbeef | December 12, 2007 at 5:08 pm
eeewww, nasty lopsided tities…I would be embarassed to be in public with that thing.
kitty kitty | December 12, 2007 at 5:10 pm
# 4
jealous cause yet another white chick is curling up with a black man tonight? every time i turn around, another white chick is defecting your team.
Mex E. Melt | December 12, 2007 at 5:13 pm
you could cut diamonds with her jawbones. she needs those overblown tits to distract you from the fact that she use to be named charles
Mari | December 12, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Hahah I bet all you faggots are dating supermodels.
deaconjones | December 12, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Dude, i think she’s an unbelieveably hot piece of ass, as in Top 5 in the world id like to fuck, there’s just something about this girl man that drives me frigging crazy, maybe it cuz shes got more meat, dont know,
also, i guarantee that bitch sucks dick like its a coke dispenser! BLAM
PottyMouth | December 12, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Shouldn’t Ice-T be in the nursing home by now?? Isn’t he pushing senior citizen status??
Coco is top shelf and you are Big Lots | December 12, 2007 at 5:15 pm
there isn’t a man on this board that would dive in her nasty hole if she offered so stop bitching. your envy stinks like her box.
put the ugly people in the back | December 12, 2007 at 5:15 pm
#29. Right on!
#13 is the fucking dumbass. How many black women do you see with implants. Now quick how many brainless white women do you see with implants. Oh what now, you don’t have that many fingers.. that’s what I thought.
shosho | December 12, 2007 at 5:16 pm
#13
if you think blacks are dumb thats why they need things to be very obvious then she is the smartest white fake blonde bitch to go after this money
Jimbo | December 12, 2007 at 5:16 pm
@33 and what’s your point? Jealous nobody is dating your fat ass??
x | December 12, 2007 at 5:17 pm
#37
isn’t pamela fake tittied anderson the number one “bombshell” of the last two decades and guess who made her so? white dudes. black men like big butts.
muffin | December 12, 2007 at 5:20 pm
#38
white bitches go after ANYBODY’S money. the term “gold digger” was invented for them. they have the least loyalty to their race of all women.
NICOLE | December 12, 2007 at 5:29 pm
I can’t believe the superficial writer didn’t notice the CAMEL TOE!!!
deaconjones | December 12, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Who gives a shit, of course shes dating him for his money, his ugly as fuck, his face looks like a wet paper bag
And whatever guy wouldnt hit that is either queer or intimidated, there is no inbetween
NICOLE | December 12, 2007 at 5:30 pm
I can’t believe the superficial writer didn’t notice the CAMEL TOE!!!
Valerie hates talentless hacks | December 12, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Yuck!
put the ugly people in the back | December 12, 2007 at 5:34 pm
#40. Exactly. I can’t even think of a black celeb with implants, maybe
Vivicia A. Fox and Janet Jackson those are the only two I can think of. Now I don’t even have time to list the number of white women with implants.
My conclusion in life is that most people are stupid and people’s idiocy has nothing to do with race it has to do with the fact that the majority of human beings are a disease killing this planet with all their racism, waste, whoring greedy, vapid worthlessness.
Merry Christmas.
Shallow Val | December 12, 2007 at 5:36 pm
40 but she has the face of a fryng pan. Pam Anderson is just a hella mess.
Rome | December 12, 2007 at 5:38 pm
She looks like Elisha Cuthbert…
stoner | December 12, 2007 at 5:40 pm
haha #13 your so right. they are stupid its just a known fact.
POOTER | December 12, 2007 at 5:41 pm
…yet another day, yet another race war breaking out on the fish. When will you people learn that tastelessness and stupidity has the ability to transcend racial boundaries?