Coco’s Twitter is poignant

May 24th, 2010 // 85 Comments

With her ass-mountain firmly on the pulse of the Internet, Coco quickly jumped in on the “celebrity breasts and babies” bandwagon, and posted what I can only assume is the prelude to a suffocating toddler:

Hangin w my twin nieces.Daisy just loves my boobs.She likes putting her head in between them

So apparently I do share the same pleasure center as a 15-month-old infant. Well played, therapist. In the meantime, I included a few more pics from Coco’s Twitter because that thing is a goddamn treasure trove. I especially enjoy the fan art which is, oddly enough, exactly how I picture Ice-T and Coco at home. Except both of them have seen human reproductive organs before unlike whoever drew this. (Are women’s breasts supposed to look like Marvin the Martian’s rocket? I mostly just close my eyes and start flailing my arms until I strike nip.)

Photos: Cocosworld
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  1. Rebecca

    That baby’s a lesbian!!!

  2. Rebecca

    and why does Coco wear that terrible 1980s stripper lipstick? what is that man?!??!?! seriously…

  3. havoc

    LOL! You put the pink starts over a cartoon!!!!

    I love that.

    .

  4. MR.T

    OK…the annoying ass advertisements that start playing sound without asking me if I want to listen to them are extremely annoying and will probably keep me from coming to this site near as much as I usually do….make…them…stop!

  5. Rebecca

    Last question… when she looks at Ice T, does she see a tall handsome dark skinned man with muscles?

  6. Alex

    Aww That baby is cute.

    But wow “coco” is disgusting. I think it’s hillarious that “she” really believes she’s a sexy woman, or a woman at all actually. I’m 99% sure this is a transvestite. I’m all for big fake tits but these are grotesquely enormous hunks of fat and silicone attached to a man.

    I bet ice t or ice cube or whatever only fucks “her” in the ass and tries to convince himself it’s not gay cuz she’s post op.

  7. No Alex@

    @Alex.

    He’d have to have a 16″ pecker to even touch her butthole . . .

  8. Coco reminds me of a younger Val Kilmer. Before the Doors.

  9. Neorules2112

    Lucky Baby . I would love to feast on those knockers

  10. scott

    I will never understand finding fake saline bags inside a woman’s chest attractive.

  11. snarkyscreenname

    Make sound advertisements stop :-(

  12. bar room hero

    @11,
    same here, plastic surgery makes women look like transsexuals (case in point: Heidi Montag).

  13. Phildo

    She has a white baby. And she’s married to Ice-T and has been since 2005. That baby is definitely under 5 years old. WTF?

  14. Phildo

    I guess maybe it’s not her baby. But whatever.

  15. gigi

    …. and It’s not like Ice T is some kind of deep jungley mandingo african-black… I can see their potential child looking white-ish &/or slightly exotic… somebody’s *behavior* may be one way, but their physical DNA has another agenda.. duh. That being said, we should find a way to watch little Daisy develop… something tells me arson or cutting might be in her future

  16. JR

    Somebody actually drew…fan art of these people? WTF Deviant Art, did you get tired of turning out Twilight fan art so now we’re moving onto pseudo celebrities? What is wrong with you people?

  17. chuck

    A dingo ate my baby

  18. Sport

    Not at all fucked up and creepy.

  19. qwerty

    The baby’s head looks alarmingly small,maybe they should take her to a doctor.Oh,wait..

  20. fortnight

    Who drew the picture

  21. xarinth

    the pic is from a site called johnpersons.com. Drawn by artist : The Pit.

  22. guy rossi

    Why does ice-t have a picture of Terry Crews playing with his wifes titties?

  23. Chief Gan Deorge

    i first read the subject title as “Coco’s Twitter is Pregnant”…

    PS Superfish, lose the talking Woolite pop up ad, you fuck… who still uses Woolite anyway? goddamn….

  24. BOFA

    I actually think coco looks pretty and that this picture is somehow very cute. But then I pay closer attention and I realize that this baby has a good chance of either suffocating in silicone or getting stabbed in the back of head by acrylic nails.

  25. A Little Freaked Out

    Isn’t this child pornography? The other lady’s pics were of her own nursing children. This baby does not belong to this Coco person and she seems to be no less than exploiting the child for sexual purposes.
    Disturbing.
    Someone should inform the FBI.

  26. Repulsed

    I am with #26. I find it deviant and I think “coo-coo” is a filthy whore.

  27. Paloma

    Ok that’s gross. That looks like molestation to me. It’s not like it’s her baby & she’s breastfeeding. Even if it were there’s no need to post a picture of this nature on the internet. That’s just wrong. If this were a guy who took a picture of a kid laying on his lap with the face shoved into his crotch people would be going apesh*t & called every authority possible to have him charged with sexual molestation. This just isn’t cool.

  28. Dr. John "Always at Your Cervix!"

    I agree with 11 and 13…as my old pal Dave used to say about implants, “Hell, I could put those on my dog.” (Dave’s a sick man. He doesn’t have a dog!)

    Secondly, if Coco is married to Ice-T, would you call her Coco T? Or Mrs. T? Or Ms. T? Or Misty? And if her name is truly Mrs. T, does that mean that Mr. T coould legally fuck her?

    #28. Paloma…there is a difference between a man’s crotch and a a woman’s cleavage. Crotches contain genetalia. Cleavage does not.

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  31. Sonny the Bird

    Looks like the the baby is COO COO FOR COCO PUFFS!!!

  32. Tek

    @31 It’s the PEDOBEAR!!!!!!! YAY!!!! ^_^

    LOL @ her looking ‘cute’. Look at that face in pic #2. Stop lying to yourselves, it’s a tranny. A tranny with two basketballs bolted to ‘her’ chest, and two watermelons on her ass. In other words, it’s all fake.

  33. Paloma

    “Dr.” John the only reason you don’t find this perverted is because you are a pervert. I’m fully aware that breasts don’t contain genitalia but there is still a big sexual connotation that with breasts regardless of their actual purpose (no their purpose is not to please perverts like you). This is not a natural scenario. It’s not like she is a wet nurse on behalf of the child’s sick mother & the only way for the baby to survive was to have Coco breastfeed her (if it’s even possible for milk to reach the surface beyond all of that silicone). Besides that, this isn’t 1890 when formula didn’t exist so that wouldn’t even be a realistic scenario today. This is sick; plain and simple.

  34. billabong021

    The drawing looks fuckin stupid to the max..

  35. Not Paloma

    …. if she – or any woman – hugs a kid, where are her breasts supposed to go? Are they supposed to dematerialize until she stops holding the kid? Are they supposed to elevate and move out the way until she stops hugging the kid, any kid … you? Yes, these questions are just as ridiculous as you comparing a woman’s chest to a man’s crotch. Maybe hugging a kid is not a natural scenario on your planet. Or, maybe a woman holding a kid to her breasts – whether her chest is small or huge – is not a natural scenario on your planet and is perverted in every case.

  36. He’d have to have a 16″ pecker to even touch her butthole . . .

  37. Look at that poor baby on that plastic piece called mom :)

  38. captain america

    the good news?
    …..THOSE TITS WILL EVEN BECOME BIGGER, folks!!

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  40. Deacon Jones

    phew…
    I think I’m the only guy here that would tear this bitch apart (pic 3). But then again, I’ve dated strippers and personal trainers who wore too much makeup and had shitty self-esteem, so I’m not really a good reference here

  41. salsa

    Motorboatin’ baby!

  42. Mancuso

    This woman is growing on me…

  43. Dr. Who

    This woman is hideous. Darlene was waaaaayyyy hotter.

    BTW Is that a zit, by the babies right index finger, on her left tit?

    Gross

  44. wq

    I totally agree with 26. I find that picture very disturbing.. I knew she was one of the skankiest sluts on this planet but using an innocent baby in a picture like that is just disgusting! Seriously, that’s just WRONG. I feel sick…. What a whore.

  45. HLM

    Hopefully Coco’s freakishness doesn’t rub off on her nieces.

    That’s one adorable baby!

  46. LOL @ them having to sit on a towel on the white couch. Dirty skanks.

  47. stinkdaddy

    Good thing Coco’s not like, attractive, or anything. You get your “O FUK YEZZ” and your “aww how cute” cortex wires crossed up and that’s where pedophiles come from.

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