After seeing the latest pic of Coco squatting on her sink make the Internet rounds today, I realized it’s been way too long since I plundered her Twitter account for erotic hilarity. So join me as I catch up with the the life of Coco through the magic of penis jokes in the captions.
NOTE: Out of consideration for readers who actually work for a living, I defied the laws of physics by somehow managing to star some of Coco’s body parts whose sheer mass alone defy the laws of decency. And my heart.
Pics link to NSFW versions.
Photos: Coco’s World
All you jealous haters need to look in the mirror! Coco is slammin n you’re probably not. You just want to call her a pig bcos it makes you feel better about yourself for some twisted reason. I go lesbionic for an ass like that!
stop talking about me unless you want to suck my nipples, lick my vagina, and eat my pussy then you need to stop.
not my style
nice
COME ON, NO ONE HAS AN ASS THAT HUGE!
Actually this mutant is everything that is wrong with physical beauty.
But thanks for the article, it reminds me that yes, I’m apparently the only guy in the world that thinks that profound fucking godly worship should be reserved for something more impressive than a disgustingly exaggerated pair of ass and tits.
Look! She’s LIEK SO HAWT I WOULD DO HER SO HARD SHE GOTS DE BIGGEST TITS AND ASS SO THEREFORE SHE MUST BE THE MOST IMPORTANT AND SEXXXXY THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!
Jesus fucking Christ. Stop being sex-crazed prepubescent 13 year olds with juvenile ideals of fantasy archetypes, you fucking retards. When you’re older you’ll realize that the attractive ones are the ones that AREN’T freaks of nature.
Just goes to show you can “take the girl outta the trailer park….”
OH YES LOLLLLL
I would love to stick my tongue up her anus all day long
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