Coco is everything that is right about everything

February 2nd, 2010 // 110 Comments

After seeing the latest pic of Coco squatting on her sink make the Internet rounds today, I realized it’s been way too long since I plundered her Twitter account for erotic hilarity. So join me as I catch up with the the life of Coco through the magic of penis jokes in the captions.

NOTE: Out of consideration for readers who actually work for a living, I defied the laws of physics by somehow managing to star some of Coco’s body parts whose sheer mass alone defy the laws of decency. And my heart.

Pics link to NSFW versions.

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  1. newmann

    when you are fucking this ass just it is shaken like hair gel,must be exciting experience to fuck that ass.

  2. Rhialto

    Her outfit should be the new official Sumo wrestler outfit.That includes the bra as well.

  3. Nero

    I’m even not asking if there’s any sextape from this girl.I’d better ask where she’s hiding her sextape.

  4. Doc Schweinstrudel

    WOW I totally loved that baby alligator! So adorable!!!
    (The rest my mind just black out from shock and horror)

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  7. Travolta!! : “Hey Coco, you should check out Scientology! It’s really weead! It gives you like dese superior mind powers or sumthin’, but if you wanna control ya flabby guts ya still gotta call Jenny Craig for dat.”

  8. dancy

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  9. Steve O

    “24. Rasputins Liver – February 2, 2010 9:28 PM

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    Fuckin’ ‘eh!!!!

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    Whatta fuckin’ disgusting pig she is!!!!

    *”

    Once again, the town douche posts thinking for some ridiculous reason that hes even remotely witty or funny.

    Shes hotter than anything you could even dream of getting, even with an ass the size of Minnesota. On another note, they mustve lightened the restrictions on the junior high computer labs to allow you access to this site.

  10. tatata

    DISGUSTING WHORE !

  11. No one loves Coco like Coco does. Ugh.

  12. M

    To the owners of the Superficial, for the love of God, please put on a funny writer.

  13. Soop

    Who is Coco?

  14. havoc

    This chick would be so much fun its ridiculous.

    The possiblilities are endless….

    .

  15. obz

    all ass no class.

  16. Jimmy

    Please post a warning whenever you have a picture of this creature on the website. I was in the midst of breakfast when I saw this trash sitting on a pseudo toilet on a bathroom counter. I was really close to vomiting all over my laptop. This photograph is disgusting just as its subject is a totally disgusting piece of waste.

  17. titsonsnack

    This girl has a big bum.

  18. Thanks for writing this blog.

  19. I love to lose my penis in that ass!

  20. OMG! Wow is the only word you can say when you’ll first saw her.. But I don’t think it’s too real, it’s very far different from the other hot girls out there!

  21. AnnaDraconida

    …this is supposed to be sexy? It’s like a deformed caricature of a human woman.

  22. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I hope Ice T is not hiding under that sink with his mouth open.

  23. yuck

    TRY A LITLE HARDER ….GEEEEZ!!!!!! GET OVER YOUR FAKE-ASS SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS

  24. Andie

    Her ass looks like eggs in that squatty-bathroom pic. And yeah, there’s something just… WEIRD about her shape. She’s really short or something. I dunno. I’m glad I’m tall and thin. I wouldn’t want to look like that. It’s not awful, just not what I think is best.

  25. Also see dimitra alexandraki in maxim…..what coco…she is THE woman…!

    see dimitra here…:
    http://enimerwsi-gr.blogspot.com/2010/02/next-top-model-maxim.html

  26. Her butt is on par and I think it looks better than Kim Kardashians, beyonces, eniifers and all of them put together

  27. Toolboy

    I could not damage that, no sir, not even if I used a brick. In fact, I am pretty sure she wouldn’t even know I was having sex with her.

  28. shellibelli

    her ass looks totally fake and not in a good way.
    like big fake implants kind of way

  29. Anon

    @47: Ha! So true…

  30. Anon

    @47 – Ha! So true…

  31. Melrose

    She’s insane but I love her. You go, girl!

  32. pork

    Dear Coco,

    Yum.

    Luv,
    Internets

  33. Pal

    I think she’s very well proportioned.

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  35. Boogeyman King Dong

    #50
    Her ass cheeks will take you in an iron grip!

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  37. me

    That girl looks like she’s having fun!!!! Where can I get me some of those?

  38. a white girl

    can’t possibly have an ass that big. gotta be butt implants. the tits are fake, obviously.

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  40. Ekstasis

    Every black girls nightmare!

  41. That guy

    Who the fuck gets butt impants? Her ass is real and real gorgeous. I’d pay big bucks just to sniff the thing.

  42. grusomerapist

    she is probably all silicon and implants im sorry boys her ass is probably more plastic than a prostetic leg

  43. James Holden

    I hate when you can see a woman’s butt over her thighs.

  44. I call 'em as I see 'em

    #49, I so agree with you. Hey- maybe she doesn’t get back pain from her massive fake tits because they’re counter balanced by the gargantuan fake ass…

  45. Christ on a bike...

    What the hell? DO not tell me that this woman can’t afford contact lenses…

  46. Mr. Nice Guy

    She looks like a fun Fuck. I rather hit this then Ann Hathaway. Rather Date her too.

  47. Rex

    My favorite whore

  48. Jme

    All you jealous haters need to look in the mirror! Coco is slammin n you’re probably not. You just want to call her a pig bcos it makes you feel better about yourself for some twisted reason. I go lesbionic for an ass like that!

  49. Nichols

    No that ass is all real, check out her workout schedule that was posted a couple weeks ago. Don’t hate, ladies, just hit the gym. omg. I would give up my arm to hook up with her…

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