Coco is a national treasure

November 3rd, 2009 // 118 Comments

Now it’s time for everyone’s favorite part of the month where I mine Coco’s Twitter for high-quality examples of photographic excellence. And she literally has everything this time around: Rihanna, Ice-T with a ball gag, couches, giant breasted mermaids and, of course, a gratutious up-close shot of her super-butt. I swear, if Coco embodied the American spirit anymore, the next National Treasure movie would have to include Nicolas Cage solving JFK’s murder* after deciphering the secret location of Coco’s nipples. — Ha! Just kidding. She doesn’t have any.

*Spoiler Alert: It was the Freemasons! Beat you to it, Dan Brown. FACE!

Photos: Coco, Getty
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  1. stacey

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  2. Sam

    Ice-T got it a bit wrong. It’s the slave who’s supposed to be wearing the ballgag. And by the looks of it, she’s the slave (the photo where he pulls her by the hair).

  3. I am a female and I think CoCo looks hot. I like her mostly because she is not scared to flaunt what she’s got and what she bought & paid for. I think she is actually cute not sexy…..

  4. bawain

    she looks more like a whale to me

  5. Meh – I’m not into the whole oddly-shaped, too big breast implant thing. Doesn’t really look human to me…

  6. uli

    hija de su puuuta madere esta buenisima mmmmmmm …….

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  14. He’s not a woman, she is a fat blob. What an ugly bitch. Melissa is not down on him to help him feel better about themselves. Melissa perhaps even urinate on it that could help her better understand her place in life and will get rid of any self esteem issues.

  15. Andre
    Commented on this photo:

    What a beast of an ass. Not to say that I wouldn’t rub my cummy dick all between them cheeks.

  16. DKK
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    Perfect!

  17. garizona
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    Yess…..It is good..ass..)) fuck it so much…

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