Coco in a bikini = GOOD GOD

December 28th, 2009 // 204 Comments

Ice-T’s wife Coco is vacationing in Miami this week and I don’t even know how to process whatever the hell this is I’m looking it. Part of me says fire up the hot tub and scented candles, while the other part is screaming for me to grab a trident and protect the mainland from Poseidon’s warbeast. I don’t even know.

Photos: Splash News
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  2. JiggaJay

    NOW THAT’S A FUCKING WOMAN. I LOVE EVERY PART OF HER!!

    I WOULD FUCK HER SILLY!

    BOOM!!

  3. Jon

    This right here is all a black man needs. Big ass fake boobs.. CHECK. Big ass booty… CHECK.. nice face, who cares.

    This woman is on the prowl for black guys. A true size queen with all the aftermarket plastic surgery accessories. Nothing less than 8 inches can fill this woman up. If your are average size, she’ll only fuck you if there is a dildo in her ass at the same time. Yo go girl.

  4. @Projectile Vomitter

    I met Ice-T he is hard. Pretty much a jerk. I guarantee he would make you crap your pants. Not because he is “black” but because he is a real man not an internet critic who wakes up alone everyday.

    Coco is nowhere near Brooke New Hulk Hogan or Khloe Kaveman size. She is actually normal sized with a big set. Not “clear the room” big but “damn she got some big ones” big.

    Honestly with today’s “hollywood couples” these two are refreshing.

    @The people who are saying she is ugly. Please post pics of the amazing women you are having sex with so we can see what true beauty is.

  5. Gigd

    Her ass is waaaaay better photoshopped. Id still hit it in a heartbeat though.

  6. Deacon Jones

    @27
    LOL! that was seriously one of the funniest comments I’ve read on this site.

    “That being said”, I would eat her turds with a fork and knife.

  7. Bay

    Even as big as she is, she has the perfect hip to waist ratio. She’s lucky it hasn’t been distorted by her weight gain.

  8. The Realisticker

    Where did they get the albino? That would have been a great stocking stuffer. Stores must have sold out fast.

  9. Esoteric

    She’s wearing the bottoms pulled up like that in an attempt to lengthen the look of her legs (and overall body height). It’s a typical short chick tactic, sometimes it works and other times, uh, not so much.

    That being said, I like Ice-T and Coco, they always seem very into each other and unconcerned about other’s opinions.

  10. You Llloyd

    Hey monkey man Lloyd. I guess your hero Ice is the baddest man you ever let in your ass? YOu haven’t met me son. I have lived a hard life for which I am not proud in the least. I am not a rap fag or an actor nor did I marry a whore.
    If your hero met me face to face he would have more than a match. Unike an internet queer like you, I am not afraid of anything that bleeds.

  11. Margaret

    implants in her butt and chest…we know it, it looks terrible she was so petite before.

  12. Meh

    The problem is not the fat that she’s big….it’s the short legs! My, the proportions are weird. And the tits look ridiculous. Porn star attractive but looks exteremly weird.

  13. Hugh Gentry

    that’s a lot of woman in a 4’10″ package!!

  14. SO RIGHT

    Um…gross.

  15. SO RIGHT

    Um…gross.

  16. @110 you are afraid of using your own name. You sir are hiding behind your keyboard and still trying to sound tough. Come find me in Camden NJ and I will show you who bleeds.

  17. She’s not ugly but she looks different from the pics we’re used to seeing.

  18. obz

    so many black guys just wanna be white..

  19. This trick was too lazy to do the pilates. It’s implants. In the ass, the girls and the face. She’s genetically inferior, especially in the face. See the before shots of her, like Holly Butterface Madison. Like so many in Hollywood, an attempt to seem like you got the good genes. Problem is, once they have those kids…The kids betray their true selves. Think Jennifer Garner and Angelina Jolie. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have that freakish looking daughter Apple with the fucked up wonk eye. Won’t even start on Adam Sandler’s kids.

  20. p.s. they’re shaving that kids head to hide something.

  21. Sarah

    To the person that said she was built for fucking: how the HELL is it even possible to get a dick in past that giant, fake-but-still-covered-in-cellulite, disgusting ass?! Do you have to pry those things open with a crowbar to get in there doggy style? Which then makes me wonder if she’s even able to clean herself properly.

    She’s got a hideous face and her body is that of a ridiculous mutant hippo with various things implanted into her body.

  22. Sarah

    To the person that said she was built for fucking: how the HELL is it even possible to get a dick in past that giant, fake-but-still-covered-in-cellulite, disgusting ass?! Do you have to pry those things open with a crowbar to get in there doggy style? Which then makes me wonder if she’s even able to clean herself properly.

    She’s got a hideous face and her body is that of a ridiculous mutant hippo with various things implanted into her body.

  23. Lloyd Johnson's husband

    Hey Lloyd, what makes me different from you, besides the fact that I am not an ape, is that I do not actively seek trouble. Your kind of animal cannot avoid it. You are not bright enough to keep out of the cages that all of you truly belong in. I guess you are proud of your master’s name too, Johnson. Hahahahaha
    As to my bleeding, if you were not some latent homosexual posting pictures of giant asses linked to your name, as opposed to just dating women, you might be man enough to actually fight. I doubt it though. Punks like you are nothing without their little gangs of fags. Why don’t you just go back to work on your dirty street corner selling drugs?

  24. Ice Pee

    Thunder! Thunder! Thunder THIGHS! Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. White Nigga

    Yeah he’s “black” alright. His skin is the same color as his blonde, white wife lol. What is he 10% “black” ? lol

  26. me

    Open letter to King Kong… “You too can look like this with an simple and inexpensive outpatient sex-change operation.

  27. jiz

    Mrs. T has a wonderful body. I could spend hours planting gentle kisses on her delightful anus.

  28. Just as you trolls take pleasure in anonymously posting insults I enjoy confronting conflict face to face. I like seeing fear in people’s eyes. I love it when you create fake names to hide behind so you can hurl insults from the safety of your computer.

    You are not a man. You are fear’s bitch. You checked out my blog. You probably even googled me yet you still fear me. Why? Bitch-ass punks fear real men. That’s why before your father left your weak ass he told you to stand up to bullies. He knew you were a punk and he wanted you to be a real man. You failed him. You suck at life. Suicide is a legitimate option for you.

  29. Rei

    THAT IS THE WHITEST BABY I HAVE EVER SEEN!

  30. Since when are fat chicks hot?

  31. mensa

    @ 128: wow you’re lame. go away.

  32. Alex

    Ahhh! A real woman, at last!

  33. ElDorko

    Pic 24 is actually for a lifesaving educational video, When Manatees Attack, or Proper Abdominal Thrust Techniques

  34. kliffanderos

    If she fix her pussy more tight and fix biggest boobs more I like that lady very much..

  35. @131 your name is mensa, what an oxymoron! I guess if I anonymously post racist rants I would be more accepted around here.

    Coco is a sweet girl.

  36. AdamYYZ

    I think she is beautiful.

    They seem like a nice couple. Why all the hate? What have they done lately that makes them bad celebrities worthy of a bashing?

    Hit that shit for me Ice T

  37. Lloyd Johnson's husband

    ” That’s why before your father left your weak ass he told you to stand up to bullies”.
    Damn mah ape, you be forgettin’ dat white men (true humans) don’t leave their children, your kind do that. Stupid ignorant pussy. You really are a joke sissyfuck, aint’ you is?
    I guess you are fiddlin about with yo dick gettin yo punk ass all upset right about now,ain’t ya son? Or is it boy?

    As to settling scores with violence, that’s why you people are all locked up in cages. I like fucking with you because you break down so very very easily into the componenets of your “mind” (not quite as sentient as a border collie or a parrot) – violence and perversion. That’s really all you got there oh and athleticism. Never get your type to work very hard without a whip or a ball to chase around. You creatures love to chase and bounce and toss around balls.
    What else do you have? What has your culture accomplished on the world stage?

    All I know is that you fell easily as a continent with embarassing rapidity!

    Post more pics of huge asses! How about your ugly face?

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  43. Nat

    132 – Have you ever seen a real woman before? Fat doesn’t mean real. It just means fat.

  44. mensa

    racist?

  45. LOL

    @132. Alex – December 29, 2009 3:47 PM
    “Ahhh! A real woman, at last!”

    “REAL?” You jest. The only thing “real” on that woman is the cellulite on the back side of her thighs.

  46. Don

    Spankacalafuckaliciousexpialadocious.

  47. Brad

    If only bigger girls well all as well proportioned as her.

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  49. greggo

    I expected more cellulite. Lucky her.

  50. Racer X

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