Coco in a bikini = GOOD GOD

December 28th, 2009 // 204 Comments

Ice-T’s wife Coco is vacationing in Miami this week and I don’t even know how to process whatever the hell this is I’m looking it. Part of me says fire up the hot tub and scented candles, while the other part is screaming for me to grab a trident and protect the mainland from Poseidon’s warbeast. I don’t even know.

Photos: Splash News
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  2. Shwarah

    She has dwarf legs.

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  4. Dr Woo

    Pic 19 is Sumo baby!

  5. She’s got big big parts.

    But for the next three years, that is a good thing.

  6. cc

    She wouldn’t be smiling if she saw the fleet of Japanese whaling ships just over the horizon.

  7. rumble grumble gurgle roar

    shaved sasquatch.

  8. Lone Wolf

    @ 18. Pics or it didn’t happen.

    Re: Coco. T notwithstanding, would I hit that?

    Why, yes. Yes I would.

  9. Lone Wolf

    @ 18. Pics or it didn’t happen.

    Re: Coco. T notwithstanding, would I hit that?

    Why, yes. Yes I would.

  10. Lone Wolf

    @ 18. Pics or it didn’t happen.

    Re: Coco. T notwithstanding, would I hit that?

    Why, yes. Yes I would.

  11. Lone Wolf

    Sorry for the multiple posts. Fucking Commodore dial up piece of shit computer runs on a floppy disk and punch cards. Fish Guy, feel free to delete.

  12. opie

    She has t-rex arms like Rich Vos.

  13. jzz

    ICE-T is straight up Pimpin

  14. squatter

    @ 56:

    WIN.

  15. gen

    Incredibly thick women kind of fascinate me, but I’m glad I don’t have that kind of body.

  16. Really awesome pics I must say. She is really looking gorgeous in that floral bikini. Truly hot…

  17. #18, how can I put this lightly? You’re fucking dumb.

  18. Gomer

    I like this pics of Coco and I would hit it like the fist of an angry god, etc. I bet she’s fun.

  19. Krys

    Lol @ people saying she has ass implants.
    Look at her hips and thighs, she’s just built that way.
    Funny how when a woman isn’t shaped like a little boy everyone yells plastic surgeon.

  20. Rico Jones

    Anyone that says she is gross is either a fagot or a jealous woman. She is built for fucking.

  21. Gar

    Honestly, she’s not half bad, i wish she could stay without makeup, and without any back extensions, she’s just good as she is.

  22. Amber

    Built for fucking? Okay…

    It looks like she ate a healthy meal or two, although her ass doesn’t look as full as it usually does, LOL.

  23. Are those things natural?

    If so, Kudos to her and whoever she is shacked up with.

  24. Tabasco

    Hmm… I’ll go along with the ‘built for fucking’ call. I’ll bet she’d have no problem at all taking in a black man balls deep. I’ll bet she wears a mean pearl necklace too.

  25. cherry

    not bad

  26. Fake Tittays

    She’s Thicker than a Snicker!

    Yes, CoCo we see your big fake tittays. Too bad that’s all the “talent” you have.

    She’s not going to age well.

  27. Scarred for life

    Last picture killed it for me, i dont think i can look at coco thinking she’s hot ever again.

  28. Tom

    Her body is a work of art.. I would give her all 4 inches.

  29. Tom

    Her body is a work of art… I would give her all 4 inches.

  30. wow

    I love the way she flaunts it fearlessly. Her body may not be everyone’s idea of perfect but her confidence is enchanting and sexy as hell.

  31. Nameless

    Meh…fake as a three dollar bill…she’s pornstar hot…that’s about it.

  32. Mortimer211

    I’d hit her like a ton of bricks. I like sturdy women!

  33. DirtyWhiteBoy6969

    I’d hit it and never quite it. Ice-t knows what it’s about!

  34. j

    She looks great!!

  35. Rogue

    I’d never want to leave the house. All day, every day. ON it.

  36. Seb

    She looks like a fat ass midget! Plus she can’t even stand up straight!

  37. haggard

    Those bikini bottoms look like they were meant to be the boyshort variety, not the pulled up your ass and over the top of your hips variety.

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  39. smadgie

    She need to get back to the plastic surgeon. Get some of that massive ass fat sucked out!

  40. lara

    @70

    I can assure you the women on here are not jealous. No woman in their right mind wants to look like that.

  41. jc

    She has such a nice cellulite ass and a pretty face.

  42. Projectile Vomitter

    To the ape that said noone would say shit to Ice-T’s ugly face _ is this punk your hero? Why do black men date white women? Are there own not good enough?
    This woman is a fat slob IMO. Her fake tits are pathetic. Her legs and ass lack tone and are fat.
    Pass (after heaving up breakfast)

  43. Rhialto

    I can only encourage them more.These local Miami broadcast stations with the live morning gym.

  44. Narcissist

    Google is a helpful tool people. Easy to use.
    http://famousplastic.com/2008/01/08/nicole-coco-austin-butt-implants/

    If it’s not implants it’s probably steroids. Ice T would have to shave her back hair then.

    She does seem to keep her waist trim, or maybe it’s just “relatively” trim.

    @ 35 – Ugh. Hoi polloi.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CMGmK08IKA

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  46. Duke Nukem

    #56 wins the prize.

  47. Darth

    How to dig a hole on the beach without a shovel and bucket? You can’t start young enough to teach them!

  48. Lovely

    Wow, What kind of ugly ass bikini is that? It looks like sexy granny panties! Why in the world is she wearing them so far up her ass and waist?

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