Coco in a bikini = GOOD GOD

December 28th, 2009 // 204 Comments

Ice-T’s wife Coco is vacationing in Miami this week and I don’t even know how to process whatever the hell this is I’m looking it. Part of me says fire up the hot tub and scented candles, while the other part is screaming for me to grab a trident and protect the mainland from Poseidon’s warbeast. I don’t even know.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    woo hoo 1 Party time with those melons! !

  2. Lady3

    I don’t think that is her!!??

  3. alec


  4. dash drip cock

    firth? frifth?

  5. André


  6. adg

    now that’s what i call zaftig!

  7. Darken

    So Ice-T finally takes over the mantle of whitest black man. From Tiger of course.

  8. jet

    why does she wear the bottems up her ass so far – it looks like she likes it in some pics???? her booty would look so much better if she didn’t wear it so high. WTF

  9. XD

    3rd from last is too funny

  10. 7L

    built for fucking. i wonder if she likes anal?

  11. JEFF



    YOU GO T!

  12. JEFF

    PS. #7


  13. superficial

    CELLULITE AWARDS: COCO!!!!! EWWWWW….Coco only looks good when she bends down and sticks her ass…..other than that it looks gross.

  14. HilarityIWantYou

    she is shameless

  15. One smart ho. Without the giganto implants ( o )( o ) she’d be just another broke, chubby blonde.

  16. krazykat314

    who’s the kid?

  17. shusha

    A body only a black man could love.

  18. She has a lovely body. I have the same figure, big boobies too, and it’s hard not to be treated in a sexual manner by men. So I embrace my body. Sometimes I wish I were less busty and hippy, but this is me..

  19. Megan Fox's stubby thumbs


    Even though I love my Metal. For me, Ice-T ruled in the late 80′s and he still rules now.

    Now as for this war pig. Cottage Cheese legs anyone?

    Ice man, what the hell is wrong with you bro. Darline was and still is WAY hotter.

    With this physique, I guess the pics of Coco working out, weren’t of her working out? Looks like she never has in her life.

  20. Cristi

    she has the WEIRDEST body EVER- just such strange dimensions.

  21. Krys

    Why does she look so old? She’s only like 30.
    Maybe it’s that God awful PC beach souvenir bikini she’s wearing.
    Damn that suit is hideous.
    I never realized how cartoonish her height makes her curves look.
    They’re a cute together though.

  22. Megan Fox's stubby thumbs

    Not so fast #7 Darken. Ice is half black and half white.

    BTW Coco. Most fat female asses look OK bent over.

  23. warmachine

    @17 True words. I have a lot of black friends that go for bigger women.To each his own I guess. Personally, I prefer woman of the non-hippo variety.

  24. u know da name

    she looks more like that porno star flower tucci with huge fake boobs

  25. ZippytheWonderSlug

    I’d love to get lost in her mountains! I’d love to do her, but I would ask her to keep the bikini on, just bend her over right there on the beach and have a go.

  26. JJ Daddy-O

    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can’t deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
    ‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
    I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get with you
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got makes me so horny
    Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    ‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie
    I’ve seen them dancin’
    To hell with romancin’
    She’s sweat, wet,
    Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette
    I’m tired of magazines
    Sayin’ flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell ‘em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!

  27. Jake

    I love the last pic where that thing is putting it’s cock in Ice-T.

  28. Rough night long

    My shock and awe of coco’s attributes have been doused by some superfical dweller, who posted a pic of her before and after surgery the last time she was featured on Superfish. Im very disappointed, thought this shit was real. BTW why have something like that up your tukus if youre going to gain weight…

  29. frankiestage

    #15 said: “One smart ho. Without the giganto implants ( o )( o ) she’d be just another broke, chubby blonde.” Agreed. I would guess her “career” is happy about the magic PhotoShop provides as well. I feel sorry for Ice-T in that last photo, as he’s having to support all 180+ lbs.

  30. serena

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  31. Matrim

    Is that actually her? I have my doubts as the ass in those pictures is merely big, not ri-god damned-diculous. Where are the ass implants?

  32. mfbinc

    i dare anyone who rips on coco to say it to ice-t’s face……i didn’t think so…..

  33. i liked her better in her oily booty twitter pics where she didnt look so frumpy.

  34. cltsig

    Where da white women at?

  35. There is good, and there is bad.

    Gooooood. Baaaaaad.

  36. DocGrrl

    Absolutely disgusting!!!

  37. how r u motherless dawgs going to sit there and judge this man for walking with his wife anywhere. b happy to people have found what we all r looking for. u so called thugs dont want to die alone either,and if you do ur a sucka ass nigga. go on ahead big hommie. thats ur woman walk with her. i aint mad a chaaaaaa!
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  38. scud


  39. Fribble

    What the hell????
    No tattoos????
    She’s must be foreign. Any self-respecting American female knows that she’s required to mutilate her body with stupid, tasteless “art” that’s going to sag, fade, and embarrass the hell out of her in a few years.

    “Mommy, why is there a picture of the Devil fucking your ass on your back?”
    “Shush, dear. It was just a phase Mommy went through.”
    “But you scare my friends, Mommy!”
    “Fuck your friends! Don’t they know anything about expressing their ‘inner self’?”

    No tattoos makes her hotter than 99% of the self-absorbed twats normally posted here.

  40. Dayam

    I don’t know if I should have sex with it or if I should pull it back to sea.

  41. CoCoYoYo

    Ok, the fake t*** are a bit over the top and the bikini is on the cheap side of trashy but otherwise? She really looks OK! Sure, she’s not a skinny-mini like Sienna Miller but so what? Some people like the stick-thin look, some like the curvy look.

    And as for the cellulite? Get over it already. Thin girls get it, fat girls get it. There are girls in their teens with cellultie, for goodness sake! It’s hereditary and difficult to get rid of.

  42. Wow she looks gorgeous. She has a very tight body still.

  43. wooooah

    face looks like a dudde.

  44. poppatyelvis

    You’ll need jiffy lube and a crow bar to get those bikini bottoms off!

  45. dsfsdfddsfsds

    Where does she get these 80′s outfits? Did Ice buy them years ago and put them in storage for his future bride, lol.

  46. filipe

    i dont know she is fake but she is no doubt so fucking goodddddddddddddddddddddd

  47. Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!

  48. Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!

  49. filipe

    she is so hot ill take her no doubt

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