Coco and the Fine Art of Tweeting

HOLY ASS!!!!! That thing defies the laws of physics!

#98-99
P.O.P.- so are u black or white? im fucking confused and i think you are as well

Kinda trashy, but I’d be a bold-face liar if I said that wasn’t sexually arousing at all. Just because I’m a bit of an Uptown girl doesn’t mean I can’t honestly appreciate that this woman is a different type of Venus. Honestly? If I saw this woman at a club, I wouldn’t be able to take my eyes off of her.

“Oh my god!
… look at her butt
It is so big!
She looks like one of those rap guy’s girlfriends
But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It’s just so big
I can’t believe it’s just so round
It’s like out there
I mean, gross!
Look, she’s just so … black!

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearin’
I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’
Oh, ba-by, I wanna get wit’ ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes
Me so horny!
Ooh, Rump-a-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well use me, use me
Cuz you ain’t that average groupie
I’ve seen her dancin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s sweat, wet
Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette….”

“Oh my god!
… look at her butt
It is so big!
She looks like one of those rap guy’s girlfriends
But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It’s just so big
I can’t believe it’s just so round
It’s like out there
I mean, gross!
Look, she’s just so … black!

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearin’
I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’
Oh, ba-by, I wanna get wit’ ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes
Me so horny!
Ooh, Rump-a-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well use me, use me
Cuz you ain’t that average groupie
I’ve seen her dancin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s sweat, wet
Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette….”

Oh, thank you for this. I am posting it on Facebook. I love that top and what a great cause. :D

99 POP, why does it matter who “invented” whatever? A white Dr. invented basketball….and low and behold there’s Michael Jordan.

Anyway…
What an incredibly small waist! She really does make silicone look appealing. :)

Her clit must be the size of Ice T’s d*ck

You always complain about Kim Kardashian not showing enough ass. Well, maybe you should appreciate Coco. She just gives and gives… She’s the giving tree.

To quote Kanye…

” She gotta ass that can swallow up a g-string… “

Her ass is as real as her tits!

I don’t like her/his face.

That’s 150 pounds of awesome in a 100 pound bag.

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Yeah girls who don’t find THIS atrctive are jealouse?

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA what a joke.

I hate gys who think this. OMG I would rather be 300 pounds than this.

She looks like something made of rubber eww.

WOW its amazing……………
Sexy appeals rounding Heavy work out…
Too hot.

For all the men who’re saying ‘i’d hit that’.. wouldn’t your cock get stuck between the planet sized buttcheeks before they even make it to the hole?
think logically.

118 – Hahahah they don’t think..

My only thought is that if men really find this hot, than the world is coming to an end.. My 2 cents

…..that weight bench would require some serious sanitation after that filthy, funk ridden crotch was splayed all over it. This makes me feel icky about going to the gym. Dirty vagina germs from certified whore…. errrrrrr

My first thought was … omfg!

If You call that feminine and beautiful, then I’m happy to declare myself as a man from this day. :D

Bajesus.

Step aside Kardashian, there’s a new ass in town.

Can’t make a hoe a wife. Ice-I and Coco are such trash.

How does this body HAPPEN???

Why the fuck are there stars on these pics? you can’t see shit!

My friend was eating in a restaurant in NYC (not a fancy one, just a beer and wings joint) and ICE T and his wife came in and sat near him. He said ICE T kept looking at him like “Quit stareing at me” and my friend was like “I wasnt stareing at HIM. I was stareing at HER. It was like a car crash. I couldnt help but LOOK”.

Do they have any kids??? Cuz as much as you guys say you wanna hit it would you really want the mother of your children to look, dress and act like this???

Yes, she has butt implants and breast implants, a nose job and liposuction on the waist. many many sites including this one
http://famousplastic.com/2008/01/08/nicole-coco-austin-butt-implants/
show the before-after comparison.

It’s a bit over the top obviously, added her way of dressing herself, but she does look totally bangable, if you ask me (and I’m a woman). Cheap, but hot.

For some reason I find that 1 pic where the chick is making out w/ Coco’s rump area and Ice-T is just unconcerned & discussing some random thing w/ somebody absolutely HYSTERICAL. Business as usual while pseudo lezzy photo op goes down lol

sorry, but she’s just plain ugly .& she probably looks completely retarded in bare feet.

great body, must be very active

You know – If you’re gonna buy tits that big, buy a bra that they fit in. It’s MUCH more flattering. That’s grose.

My god that’s perfection.

I DRESS JUST LIKE THAT TO EXERCISE TOO

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I normally like a girl with a big ass, but Coco is just plain nasty…

It looks like we found finally a good replacement for Kim Kardashian!

To the Kardashian’s sisters;may thou go in peace thou demons and don’t come back to us.The white light is finally shining upon us.

We’d embrace all the good things what’s coming to us.

She must be filming fer boy friend. Those pumps can’t be touched. Here I come. Yeh yeah yyeeeeeaaaahhhh

She must be filming fer boy friend. Those pumps can’t be touched. Here I come. Yeh yeah yyeeeeeaaaahhhh

Can someone please explain the need for the feather duster between her azzcheeks in picture 7? I’m not sure if she’s trying to outdo Lady BarfBarf or trying to look like a turkey centerpiece for the Thanksgiving dinner table

Nice to see she’s really making something of herself. And that something would be an attention whore, emphasis on WHORE… why else would she put these damn pics up on Twitter… and I still don’t get why the fuck you people are so obsessed with that program!!!!

Why yes, I would hit it… why do you ask?

Mudshark. And to think, Ice-T’s filthy old penis has been inside that butt.

I’D FUCK THAT ASS ‘TILL MY DICK EXPLODED!!

A NASTY ANOREXIC WHITE BITCH IS NOT PRETTY….FEED UR HOES!!

That first pic would be hot if it were 1984

I f*ing love her shoes!
Shit i’d like to stick my foot right in there…the pink ones.
..yes i’m a girl

I f*ing love her shoes!
Shit i’d like to stick my foot right in there…the pink ones.
..yes i’m a girl

I didn’t know they did ass transplants.

How does she fit that thing onto a toilet seat?

she has a pretty face but tries way to hard to be sexy ….look at me !!!!