Coco and the Fine Art of Tweeting

October 12th, 2009 // 178 Comments

I’m only just now discovering that Ice T’s wife Coco has a Twitter account, and it seems like she’s using it to post provocative photos of herself. Which makes perfect sense when you think about it. When you’re a woman with obscenely large breasts you really only have two choices on how to spend your day: Take classy pictures of yourself or fight crime. Clearly Coco choose the more altruistic option.

NOTE: Some pics are LSFW.

Photos: Coco
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  1. HOOTERS!

    HOLY ASS!!!!! That thing defies the laws of physics!

  2. clpierced

    #98-99
    P.O.P.- so are u black or white? im fucking confused and i think you are as well

  3. Jess

    Kinda trashy, but I’d be a bold-face liar if I said that wasn’t sexually arousing at all. Just because I’m a bit of an Uptown girl doesn’t mean I can’t honestly appreciate that this woman is a different type of Venus. Honestly? If I saw this woman at a club, I wouldn’t be able to take my eyes off of her.

  4. Angel

    “Oh my god!
    … look at her butt
    It is so big!
    She looks like one of those rap guy’s girlfriends
    But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
    They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
    I mean her butt
    It’s just so big
    I can’t believe it’s just so round
    It’s like out there
    I mean, gross!
    Look, she’s just so … black!

    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can’t deny
    That when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up front
    Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she’s wearin’
    I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’
    Oh, ba-by, I wanna get wit’ ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got makes
    Me so horny!
    Ooh, Rump-a-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well use me, use me
    Cuz you ain’t that average groupie
    I’ve seen her dancin’
    To hell with romancin’
    She’s sweat, wet
    Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette….”

  5. Angel

    “Oh my god!
    … look at her butt
    It is so big!
    She looks like one of those rap guy’s girlfriends
    But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
    They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
    I mean her butt
    It’s just so big
    I can’t believe it’s just so round
    It’s like out there
    I mean, gross!
    Look, she’s just so … black!

    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can’t deny
    That when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up front
    Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she’s wearin’
    I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’
    Oh, ba-by, I wanna get wit’ ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got makes
    Me so horny!
    Ooh, Rump-a-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well use me, use me
    Cuz you ain’t that average groupie
    I’ve seen her dancin’
    To hell with romancin’
    She’s sweat, wet
    Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette….”

  6. Oh, thank you for this. I am posting it on Facebook. I love that top and what a great cause. :D

  7. IKE

    99 POP, why does it matter who “invented” whatever? A white Dr. invented basketball….and low and behold there’s Michael Jordan.

    Anyway…
    What an incredibly small waist! She really does make silicone look appealing. :)

  8. Hehe

    Her clit must be the size of Ice T’s d*ck

  9. waitup

    You always complain about Kim Kardashian not showing enough ass. Well, maybe you should appreciate Coco. She just gives and gives… She’s the giving tree.

  10. wiki_warren

    To quote Kanye…

    ” She gotta ass that can swallow up a g-string… “

  11. Real McCoy

    Her ass is as real as her tits!

  12. tc

    I don’t like her/his face.

  13. milky

    That’s 150 pounds of awesome in a 100 pound bag.

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  15. Fab<3

    Yeah girls who don’t find THIS atrctive are jealouse?

    HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA what a joke.

    I hate gys who think this. OMG I would rather be 300 pounds than this.

    She looks like something made of rubber eww.

  16. WOW its amazing……………
    Sexy appeals rounding Heavy work out…
    Too hot.

  17. For all the men who’re saying ‘i’d hit that’.. wouldn’t your cock get stuck between the planet sized buttcheeks before they even make it to the hole?
    think logically.

  18. Fab<3

    118 – Hahahah they don’t think..

    My only thought is that if men really find this hot, than the world is coming to an end.. My 2 cents

  19. Patrick Bateman

    …..that weight bench would require some serious sanitation after that filthy, funk ridden crotch was splayed all over it. This makes me feel icky about going to the gym. Dirty vagina germs from certified whore…. errrrrrr

  20. Robin

    My first thought was … omfg!

    If You call that feminine and beautiful, then I’m happy to declare myself as a man from this day. :D

  21. NG

    Bajesus.

    Step aside Kardashian, there’s a new ass in town.

  22. RP

    Can’t make a hoe a wife. Ice-I and Coco are such trash.

  23. Damianne

    How does this body HAPPEN???

  24. damn it

    Why the fuck are there stars on these pics? you can’t see shit!

  25. mamamiasweetpeaches

    My friend was eating in a restaurant in NYC (not a fancy one, just a beer and wings joint) and ICE T and his wife came in and sat near him. He said ICE T kept looking at him like “Quit stareing at me” and my friend was like “I wasnt stareing at HIM. I was stareing at HER. It was like a car crash. I couldnt help but LOOK”.

    Do they have any kids??? Cuz as much as you guys say you wanna hit it would you really want the mother of your children to look, dress and act like this???

  26. Sunny

    Yes, she has butt implants and breast implants, a nose job and liposuction on the waist. many many sites including this one
    http://famousplastic.com/2008/01/08/nicole-coco-austin-butt-implants/
    show the before-after comparison.

    It’s a bit over the top obviously, added her way of dressing herself, but she does look totally bangable, if you ask me (and I’m a woman). Cheap, but hot.

  27. gigi

    For some reason I find that 1 pic where the chick is making out w/ Coco’s rump area and Ice-T is just unconcerned & discussing some random thing w/ somebody absolutely HYSTERICAL. Business as usual while pseudo lezzy photo op goes down lol

  28. dean johnson

    sorry, but she’s just plain ugly .& she probably looks completely retarded in bare feet.

  29. great body, must be very active

  30. tasha

    You know – If you’re gonna buy tits that big, buy a bra that they fit in. It’s MUCH more flattering. That’s grose.

  31. TheJoker07

    My god that’s perfection.

  32. Alli

    I DRESS JUST LIKE THAT TO EXERCISE TOO

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  34. shemp

    I normally like a girl with a big ass, but Coco is just plain nasty…

  35. Darth

    It looks like we found finally a good replacement for Kim Kardashian!

  36. Gando

    To the Kardashian’s sisters;may thou go in peace thou demons and don’t come back to us.The white light is finally shining upon us.

  37. Galtacticus

    We’d embrace all the good things what’s coming to us.

  38. Oscar T.

    She must be filming fer boy friend. Those pumps can’t be touched. Here I come. Yeh yeah yyeeeeeaaaahhhh

  39. Oscar T.

    She must be filming fer boy friend. Those pumps can’t be touched. Here I come. Yeh yeah yyeeeeeaaaahhhh

  40. Miss Brown Eyes

    Can someone please explain the need for the feather duster between her azzcheeks in picture 7? I’m not sure if she’s trying to outdo Lady BarfBarf or trying to look like a turkey centerpiece for the Thanksgiving dinner table

  41. Enigma_2099

    Nice to see she’s really making something of herself. And that something would be an attention whore, emphasis on WHORE… why else would she put these damn pics up on Twitter… and I still don’t get why the fuck you people are so obsessed with that program!!!!

    Why yes, I would hit it… why do you ask?

  42. Womb Raider

    Mudshark. And to think, Ice-T’s filthy old penis has been inside that butt.

  43. I’D FUCK THAT ASS ‘TILL MY DICK EXPLODED!!

    A NASTY ANOREXIC WHITE BITCH IS NOT PRETTY….FEED UR HOES!!

  44. V

    That first pic would be hot if it were 1984

  45. Rei Imnc

    I f*ing love her shoes!
    Shit i’d like to stick my foot right in there…the pink ones.
    ..yes i’m a girl

  46. Rei Imnc

    I f*ing love her shoes!
    Shit i’d like to stick my foot right in there…the pink ones.
    ..yes i’m a girl

  47. eggomania

    I didn’t know they did ass transplants.

  48. Phil McCracken

    How does she fit that thing onto a toilet seat?

  49. me09

    she has a pretty face but tries way to hard to be sexy ….look at me !!!!

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