Coco and the Fine Art of Tweeting

October 12th, 2009 // 178 Comments

I’m only just now discovering that Ice T’s wife Coco has a Twitter account, and it seems like she’s using it to post provocative photos of herself. Which makes perfect sense when you think about it. When you’re a woman with obscenely large breasts you really only have two choices on how to spend your day: Take classy pictures of yourself or fight crime. Clearly Coco choose the more altruistic option.

NOTE: Some pics are LSFW.

Photos: Coco
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  1. Urbanspaceman

    Tex Avery would be very proud.

  2. Tim

    That last picture reminds me of Willem Dafoe when he was dressed in drag in Boondock Saints.
    Yikes.

  3. Yep… i would bang that…

  4. Tom Tom

    Why am I the only one that notices that she has steel balls in the first picture, real steel, the real deal.

  5. Valentina

    I….just…cannot…find….words…to accurately describe how nauseating those photos are. I think I’d rather watch kittens, puppies and infants being tortured than have to see ONE more photo of that repulsive, revolting, horrendous, fat skank that will most certainly give me nightmares for weeks. Oh, and P.S. I’m sooooooo not a prude, I love porn!

  6. me

    nasty………..ugh, that’s just not right.

  7. me

    nasty………..ugh, that’s just not right.

  8. Hugh Gentry

    i would love to molest her and have her molest me. I’d seriously let her do anything to me.

  9. Turd the third

    If the size of her twat is proportional to the size of her ass, you would have to fuck her with a telephone pole just for her to feel something…

    yuk, gross, barf!!!

  10. Ass

    That first pic is AMAZING!

    But I gotta be honest… When I first read the headline for this post, I read it as “Costco and the Fine Art of Tweeting”.

    lol I was like Costco, that’s some HOT advertising!!

  11. I’m not going to kid you, I just rubbed one out.

  12. pimp

    when did this site become a gathering of fags? i would lick her ass after a fresh dump!!!

  13. Mama Pinkus

    I like Ice-T and he and Coco seem to be a devoted couple but these pictures are painfully nasty.

  14. Mama Pinkus

    I like Ice-T and he and Coco seem to be a devoted couple but these pictures are painfully nasty.

  15. You mutha fucka’s better stop talking about my bitch! Ice-T gonna go crazy on that ass tonight!

  16. McBiff

    Looks like Kim went blond again

  17. z

    i’d hit it

  18. Jenna

    One word response. Ew. Well, two words, we can safely add in trashy. For a grand total of: ew trahsy.

  19. she is sooooooooooo fake …..i dont know guys dig such fake ladies……..she looks like a shemale….seriously she does

  20. Racer X

    I’d hit that like a single up the middle!

  21. Ryhme pays

    1, Ice t isn’t a douche, you must be, as I have met him as well, and he was cool
    2. Any guy that thinks this is fat and ugly is not really a man. Sure she aint perfect, and she may not be royalty, but she looks like fun, and has assets if you know what im saying
    3. Ice T pioneered gangster rap, did a damn fine job too, now I have always been a honky rocker, but thats the good thing about ice, he used some cool rock songs and combined them with rap as a crossover artist.Highly underrated for his musical genius, with bodycount too. He is about as far away from a douche as you can get, you douche

  22. n

    She is soooooooooooooo fat.

  23. vintage Rough

    Dont dis COCO if youre going to call America Ferrera “brave” for going to the beach, and with “self confidence”…Peep the belly!

  24. titsonsnack

    These are the kind of pictures you see pasted to a janitor’s mop closet. The kinds of men who dig this shit are of the Nascar and pedophile moustache variety.

    # 62. “pimp – October 12, 2009 6:48 PM
    when did this site become a gathering of fags? ”

    - Dude you’re asking why a big girly hen-clucking glittering pink blog about celebrity gossip and fashion faux-pas is ripe with homos?

  25. scooby

    disgusting.

  26. Sick

    Hope she enjoys the squeaky noise as her thighs rub together whenever she walks. Ugh.

  27. ss

    My friend told a me a hot dating place ___d i a m o n d s i n g l e . c o m___where you have the opportunity to make friends and chat with a millionaire or hot girl ,supermodels and so on..First i can’t believe,then i sign up there.I found celebrities’ profile with sexy photos and newest blogs there. you can know more about them. By the way I really got many friends including celebrities.it’s so exciting.

  28. LEB

    Has she had butt implants? A butt like that isn’t normal for a woman of any race!

  29. tired_of_fake_asses

    Why do white women who date black men think they have to inject silicone into their asses until their backsides look grotesque and cartoonish? If he only loves you for your giant fake ass, it’s not much of a relationship. Black girls are built differently and their asses are bigger and stick out more. It’s a fact of life. These white women need to be more comfortable with how they’re built naturally.

  30. me

    #74:

    Youre wrong, pedophiles like NO ASS and NO TITS. I know for a fact- this is the OPPOSITE of a pedophile’s dream.

    And that’s why I love real men who love real women!!

  31. me

    #74:

    Youre wrong, pedophiles like NO ASS and NO TITS. I know for a fact- this is the OPPOSITE of a pedophile’s dream.

    And that’s why I love real men who love real women!!

  32. Gavin S.

    She’s got the man hands.

  33. richard

    I would most certainly hit that.

  34. me #2

    “me” (#80/81) pedo-staches don’t necessarily denote ped-dom, they’re simply a skeevy style of ‘stache. The kind unemployed skeeves in trackpants have. Skeeves who are into oiled 80′s bodybuilder-barbie type truckstop calendar photos.

  35. Yock

    Oh hey it’s the female equivalent of Fabio. That’s nice. You guys can all go “hit that” as much as you want.

  36. hateyoufornoreason

    Obscenely large BREASTS??

  37. Ok, Coco, go to http://IsleofEden.com and get you some jumbo sugar scrubs to make you even smoother. lol

  38. Sweekes

    Eww her legs are all rippley. She looks like a member of G.L.O.W.

  39. Rex

    Man I have always thought that she was hot. She is very thick, and I know anything above a size zero scares almost everyone who come to sites like this. The fact is all you guys with the golden cocks who are saying she is nasty would do her if you meet her in real life.

  40. zuzuspetals

    Fucking gross.

  41. Rex

    Man I have always thought that she was hot. She is very thick, and I know anything above a size zero scares almost everyone who come to sites like this. The fact is all you guys with the golden cocks who are saying she is nasty would do her if you meet her in real life.

  42. alex

    this is a ghetto black woman trapped in a white woman’s body. terrifying.

  43. Turd the third

    Wow her name even looks like her ass….. Read this sideways

    Co
    Co

    Doesn’t her name resemble what her ass looks like?

  44. Skelly

    Her ass is ridiculous… you could park a car on that thing…. blegh.

  45. cc

    Does Kim Kardashian know someone stole her ass?

  46. cc

    The blonde in the blue dress looks intriguing…sort of.

  47. clpierced

    i literally just spit out my coffee at work. sick shit there. sorry boys, i am a girl and i find that grosss. #1 she is ugly as fucking sin. #2 her ass is too big and looks like it might have stretch marks on it. #3 i think im going to vomit. seriously, this is making me want to be bulimic :(

  48. P.O.P

    “Why do white women who date black men think they have to inject silicone into their asses until their backsides look grotesque and cartoonish? If he only loves you for your giant fake ass, it’s not much of a relationship. Black girls are built differently and their asses are bigger and stick out more. It’s a fact of life. These white women need to be more comfortable with how they’re built naturally.”

    On the contrary. I had an African American, Black, whatever you wanna call yourself ,”Lady”, and I quote “Lady” very seriously due the the huge difference in Girl, Women, and Lady, tell me one time, “I don’t know what it is white girls see in black men, they are NOT loyal, and their dicks really aren’t bigger. They are just extraordinarily full of themselves and they like to think they are “Gangsta’”!” Did a black guy start the Mob? Did a black guy start the first drug cartel? I do not think so, quit acting like your all a bunch of bad-asses when you won’t fight one on one, you need your “Gang” with you armed with bat’s, crowbars, and big bubba with his condom! I ask myslef, “Why does a black guy date white chicks? They have no brains, they have no tits, they have no ass, and all they want is your money!?”

  49. P.O.P

    “Why do white women who date black men think they have to inject silicone into their asses until their backsides look grotesque and cartoonish? If he only loves you for your giant fake ass, it’s not much of a relationship. Black girls are built differently and their asses are bigger and stick out more. It’s a fact of life. These white women need to be more comfortable with how they’re built naturally.”

    On the contrary. I had an African American, Black, whatever you wanna call yourself ,”Lady”, and I quote “Lady” very seriously due the the huge difference in Girl, Women, and Lady, tell me one time, “I don’t know what it is white girls see in black men, they are NOT loyal, and their dicks really aren’t bigger. They are just extraordinarily full of themselves and they like to think they are “Gangsta’”!” Did a black guy start the Mob? Did a black guy start the first drug cartel? I do not think so, quit acting like your all a bunch of bad-asses when you won’t fight one on one, you need your “Gang” with you armed with bat’s, crowbars, and big bubba with his condom! I ask myslef, “Why does a black guy date white chicks? They have no brains, they have no tits, they have no ass, and all they want is your money!?”

  50. 7L

    100.
    i would eat her ass

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