Coco and the Fine Art of Tweeting

October 12th, 2009 // 176 Comments

I’m only just now discovering that Ice T’s wife Coco has a Twitter account, and it seems like she’s using it to post provocative photos of herself. Which makes perfect sense when you think about it. When you’re a woman with obscenely large breasts you really only have two choices on how to spend your day: Take classy pictures of yourself or fight crime. Clearly Coco choose the more altruistic option.

NOTE: Some pics are LSFW.

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Comments (176)

  1. Tucker Jay | October 12, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Ehhh

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  2. Karmen | October 12, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    That last pictures going to haunt my dreams till the day I die.

    Seriously wtf IS that thing?!!!

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  3. PatheticNewGuy | October 12, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Classy.

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  4. Fleshlight | October 12, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Why you gonna block those boobs what should be blocked is that big huge thing on her back side shes calling an ass. She defies all logic.

    EW!

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  5. Daniella | October 12, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    She reminds me of the girls’ gym teacher from Scary Movie…

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  6. hmm.. | October 12, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    I find this gross. Granted, I’m not a guy, or a lesbo. Is this what dudes find attractive? Because it seems to kinda me like, the female equivalent of those nasty waxed-chested bodybuilder men.

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  7. pirhan | October 12, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    She’s kinda scary. Especially in #8. Thanks for the early Halloween post…??

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  8. Eddy | October 12, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Urgh. She doesn’t even look like a real person. That’s so unsettling. D:

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  9. http://www.thefamousphere.com | October 12, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    I think I’m going to vomit.

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  10. www.ohlookaforum.com | October 12, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    hands #9 vomit bag!

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  11. Amy | October 12, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    That’ll look nice in a few years. Enjoy it while you can!

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  12. Erica | October 12, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    I am now too scared to go to bed. Thanks, superfish.

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  13. Dave Mustaine | October 12, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Darlene was way hotter.

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  14. MAry Jane | October 12, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Oh, em, gee. How is that ass attached to her body?? Holy crap How did they put so much crap in there and it didn’t explode!? Why am I still clicking the pictures?!!?! AAAGGHH HELP!!

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  15. Deacon Jones | October 12, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    I’m back folks, and my penis just shit itself. I would love to nail Coco….

    FISH, congrats on ridding your page of the 8 or so Trojan viruses that infected my computer, I can deal with these stupid pop-ups, for now…

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  16. meh! | October 12, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    that’s a birth deformity!!!!

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  17. Venom | October 12, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    Fake tits, possibly a fake ass, and she looks like she’s gonna compete for the WWE Heavyweight title… but worst part of it all? Man face. Just look at pic #8… UGH!

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  18. LOLinternetcritics | October 12, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    I’m sorry, but I would absolutely tear that ass up! dang!

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  19. chick | October 12, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Pic #5 jeans are either custom made or she shops at the Kim Kardashian store

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  20. k | October 12, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Nasty fat skank.

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  21. Mortimer211 | October 12, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Dear lord, her ass is *amazing*! I’d nail her like jackhammer on overdrive.

    Not even Kim K can touch this girl…

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  22. Crassanova | October 12, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    see, even coco knows the secret to faking an amazing ass. don’t get me wrong, she has a great one to begin with, but she makes it amazing by optimizing its pop. she’s leaning forward and arching her back on that exercise machine. and no surprise she’s in high heels, so when she stands, she’ll still be in doggystyle position http://www.crassanova.com/2009/10/the-secret-to-kim-kardashians-ass/

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  23. AmericanWhiteTrash | October 12, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Perfect nigger trophy wife. Built like a black but no nylon for hair.

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  24. michael kingdom | October 12, 2009 at 4:03 pm

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  25. Amanda | October 12, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    I am shocked, shocked that anyone thinks Coco’s butt is fake. Shocked.

    http://www.doubleviking.com/photo.phtml?post_key=2382&photo_key=941

    Doesn’t everyone’s butt fold in on itself like that?

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  26. Dude of Dudes | October 12, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    Seems like this would be Sir Mix A Lot’s wife.

    “36-24-36
    Only if she’s 5’3″

    Not sure if she’s 5’3″ but feel free to round up…

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  27. Christopher | October 12, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    I think perhaps the best thing about twitter is how it’s bringing us self-posted celebrity pr0n… okay, the ONLY good thing about twitter.

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  28. Sport | October 12, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    Wow, that’s fucked up.

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  29. It's got a penis! | October 12, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    Was it born a man?

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  30. DK | October 12, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    She is absolutely gorgeous!

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  31. Amber | October 12, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    I wonder if she has back problems….

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  32. Catani | October 12, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    I wonder how many of you guys would say no if she was standing right in front of you asking you to bang her. Be real…she looks really bangable. Granted …not the perfect wife choise (LOL)but still …pretty bangable.

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  33. jumpin_j | October 12, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    Not sure what she’s doing sitting in the lat machine. It’s a pose but not a flex. She’s kinda showing boob but I think she had them pierced, so I dunno.

    Oh I forgot, SHE’S HOT!!!!

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  34. So Right | October 12, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    Um…does anyone else find this completely gross and disgusting? Honestly, only really trashy men like this crap.

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  35. Amy | October 12, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!! PLEASE!!!!! NEED MORE ATTENTION!!!

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  36. Lloyd Johnson | October 12, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    I met them in Vegas. IceT=Ahole Coco was very nice and actually very pretty. Fake t/a for sure but still hot.

    Click my name for mt favorite pic of her. Gotta love a strong woman.

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  37. alisa | October 12, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    lol #32… you’re so right…. i doubt they would say no to ANY girl on this site…

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  38. No GayTards | October 12, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    You know DAMN well it would be so nice to be skin to skin against those curves!!!!

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  39. Max Planck | October 12, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    On a trampoline…nude…slow motion.

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  40. Biff | October 12, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Look at that ass. My god. I would tongue that backdoor like an ice cream cone … a chocolate ice cream cone.

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  41. Biff | October 12, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    Look at that ass. My god. I would tongue that backdoor like an ice cream cone … a chocolate ice cream cone.

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  42. Biff | October 12, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Look at that ass. My god. I would tongue that backdoor like an ice cream cone … a chocolate ice cream cone.

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  43. ding a ling | October 12, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    He butt is to big. It does not fit her frame… Why twitter this stuff. Where’s Ice-T in all of this? He does not seem the type to want other guys looking at his wife’s stuff?

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  44. tooooo | October 12, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    Ugly bitches are jealousss

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  45. sharon H | October 12, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    holy shit. get thee to Victoria’s secret for a bra fitting then put your canonballs back in the bag where they belong. Canonballs for boobs and exercise balls for butt cheeks.

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  46. hmmm | October 12, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    Anyone know why shes married to a black guy?

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  47. Ryan the Canadian | October 12, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    She is a black guy……

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  49. lovelovemarry | October 12, 2009 at 5:25 pm

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  50. casualencounters.com/blog | October 12, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    I used to think Ice was cool. He’s clearly a douche.

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