Coco and the Fine Art of Tweeting

October 12th, 2009 // 178 Comments

I’m only just now discovering that Ice T’s wife Coco has a Twitter account, and it seems like she’s using it to post provocative photos of herself. Which makes perfect sense when you think about it. When you’re a woman with obscenely large breasts you really only have two choices on how to spend your day: Take classy pictures of yourself or fight crime. Clearly Coco choose the more altruistic option.

NOTE: Some pics are LSFW.

Photos: Coco
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  1. Tucker Jay

    Ehhh

  2. Karmen

    That last pictures going to haunt my dreams till the day I die.

    Seriously wtf IS that thing?!!!

  3. PatheticNewGuy

    Classy.

  4. Why you gonna block those boobs what should be blocked is that big huge thing on her back side shes calling an ass. She defies all logic.

    EW!

  5. Daniella

    She reminds me of the girls’ gym teacher from Scary Movie…

  6. hmm..

    I find this gross. Granted, I’m not a guy, or a lesbo. Is this what dudes find attractive? Because it seems to kinda me like, the female equivalent of those nasty waxed-chested bodybuilder men.

  7. pirhan

    She’s kinda scary. Especially in #8. Thanks for the early Halloween post…??

  8. Eddy

    Urgh. She doesn’t even look like a real person. That’s so unsettling. D:

  9. I think I’m going to vomit.

  10. Amy

    That’ll look nice in a few years. Enjoy it while you can!

  11. Erica

    I am now too scared to go to bed. Thanks, superfish.

  12. Dave Mustaine

    Darlene was way hotter.

  13. MAry Jane

    Oh, em, gee. How is that ass attached to her body?? Holy crap How did they put so much crap in there and it didn’t explode!? Why am I still clicking the pictures?!!?! AAAGGHH HELP!!

  14. Deacon Jones

    I’m back folks, and my penis just shit itself. I would love to nail Coco….

    FISH, congrats on ridding your page of the 8 or so Trojan viruses that infected my computer, I can deal with these stupid pop-ups, for now…

  15. meh!

    that’s a birth deformity!!!!

  16. Venom

    Fake tits, possibly a fake ass, and she looks like she’s gonna compete for the WWE Heavyweight title… but worst part of it all? Man face. Just look at pic #8… UGH!

  17. LOLinternetcritics

    I’m sorry, but I would absolutely tear that ass up! dang!

  18. chick

    Pic #5 jeans are either custom made or she shops at the Kim Kardashian store

  19. k

    Nasty fat skank.

  20. Mortimer211

    Dear lord, her ass is *amazing*! I’d nail her like jackhammer on overdrive.

    Not even Kim K can touch this girl…

  21. Crassanova

    see, even coco knows the secret to faking an amazing ass. don’t get me wrong, she has a great one to begin with, but she makes it amazing by optimizing its pop. she’s leaning forward and arching her back on that exercise machine. and no surprise she’s in high heels, so when she stands, she’ll still be in doggystyle position http://www.crassanova.com/2009/10/the-secret-to-kim-kardashians-ass/

  22. AmericanWhiteTrash

    Perfect nigger trophy wife. Built like a black but no nylon for hair.

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  24. Amanda

    I am shocked, shocked that anyone thinks Coco’s butt is fake. Shocked.

    http://www.doubleviking.com/photo.phtml?post_key=2382&photo_key=941

    Doesn’t everyone’s butt fold in on itself like that?

  25. Dude of Dudes

    Seems like this would be Sir Mix A Lot’s wife.

    “36-24-36
    Only if she’s 5’3″

    Not sure if she’s 5’3″ but feel free to round up…

  26. Christopher

    I think perhaps the best thing about twitter is how it’s bringing us self-posted celebrity pr0n… okay, the ONLY good thing about twitter.

  27. Sport

    Wow, that’s fucked up.

  28. It's got a penis!

    Was it born a man?

  29. DK

    She is absolutely gorgeous!

  30. Amber

    I wonder if she has back problems….

  31. Catani

    I wonder how many of you guys would say no if she was standing right in front of you asking you to bang her. Be real…she looks really bangable. Granted …not the perfect wife choise (LOL)but still …pretty bangable.

  32. jumpin_j

    Not sure what she’s doing sitting in the lat machine. It’s a pose but not a flex. She’s kinda showing boob but I think she had them pierced, so I dunno.

    Oh I forgot, SHE’S HOT!!!!

  33. So Right

    Um…does anyone else find this completely gross and disgusting? Honestly, only really trashy men like this crap.

  34. Amy

    PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!! PLEASE!!!!! NEED MORE ATTENTION!!!

  35. I met them in Vegas. IceT=Ahole Coco was very nice and actually very pretty. Fake t/a for sure but still hot.

    Click my name for mt favorite pic of her. Gotta love a strong woman.

  36. alisa

    lol #32… you’re so right…. i doubt they would say no to ANY girl on this site…

  37. No GayTards

    You know DAMN well it would be so nice to be skin to skin against those curves!!!!

  38. Max Planck

    On a trampoline…nude…slow motion.

  39. Biff

    Look at that ass. My god. I would tongue that backdoor like an ice cream cone … a chocolate ice cream cone.

  40. Biff

    Look at that ass. My god. I would tongue that backdoor like an ice cream cone … a chocolate ice cream cone.

  41. Biff

    Look at that ass. My god. I would tongue that backdoor like an ice cream cone … a chocolate ice cream cone.

  42. ding a ling

    He butt is to big. It does not fit her frame… Why twitter this stuff. Where’s Ice-T in all of this? He does not seem the type to want other guys looking at his wife’s stuff?

  43. tooooo

    Ugly bitches are jealousss

  44. sharon H

    holy shit. get thee to Victoria’s secret for a bra fitting then put your canonballs back in the bag where they belong. Canonballs for boobs and exercise balls for butt cheeks.

  45. Anyone know why shes married to a black guy?

  46. Ryan the Canadian

    She is a black guy……

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  49. I used to think Ice was cool. He’s clearly a douche.

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