Coco Should Wear a Smaller Bikini

June 29th, 2010 // 228 Comments

Here’s Coco on vacation in Miami over the weekend where she apparently decided a three-year-old’s bikini was sufficient cover for her She-Hulk frame. (It was.) At this point my brain literally can’t process everything that’s happening in these pictures, but I can say with certainty that’s the largest pubic region I’ve ever seen in my life. How it’s satisfied just consuming her bikini instead of small women and children will perplex me until I eventually see a dolphin’s tail struggling to get out. Should be any second now.

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  1. Compound9

    Wow Shes like a T-Rex that mated with the Hulk. I think there is enough room to land a boing 777 on that landing strip.

    I think her swimsuit is full sized. it is her ginormous frame that makes that look like something she stole barbies dollhouse closet.

  2. jacob

    HOLY CHRIST!!!

    She does look Like HULK

    WTF???

    her mid section and stomach and hips look HUGE!!!!
    omg, she looks like a freaking Mutant

    Why the hell is she bend in every pic? every picture she is leaning forward, not even one picture of standing straight? WTF

  3. Moobs

    “…puts a postage stamp on her bottom and calls it a swimsuit.”

  4. ZAGA
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    She really does benefit from the retouching/photoshopping they do to her in magazines and her website, doesn’t she? There are photos of her where she looks sick sexy. These candids w/o the airbrush are so meh.

  5. jacob

    ok,
    She looks like if Arnold Schwarzenegger got a surgery and became a woman

    she freaking reminds me of Predators!

    I never thought id say this, BUT she MAKES me Miss Chyna (The WWF Wrestler woman)
    She looks like if a normal girl went into a FUN house, and stood next to the Distorted Mirrors!!!!!

  6. A-hole

    Yep, the ass pics defo warrant a special, custom made star for Coco’s sprawling black hole of an ass crack.

    Note to self: major breakthrough – must contact Stephen Hawking.

  7. Valentina
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    This woman is unbelievable.

  8. Sara

    I think she should of had a wax before going frolicking in the waves.. Seriously, I could of gone with out ever seeing some blonde chicks vagina hair in my face…Thanks

  9. SO RIGHT
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    UGH — it’s just so gross!

  10. Robert Acquafresca

    I thought this freak was the worst thing I had seen until I saw Khloe Khardasioan and Lamar Odom half naked in a hot tub.

  11. Commented on this photo:

    this is my kind of ass…and for all the haters out there who think its fake, there’s no such thing as a fake ass

  12. Sue
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    I don’t get it. Granted, I don’t think she’s hideous but, honestly, if I was that big I would be on a diet PRONTO. I think she looks pretty much grotesque. I mean, to each their own but I really don’t need to see that.

    • One of the masses

      I’m with you Sue, I just don’t see the beauty in this implanted ‘thing’. It must be a guy thing. Legs like tree trunks and in the first pic, looks like she needs to shave her enormous crotch area. ickie

      • lagirl

        I’ll second that. I don’t see the appeal. Lots of celebs have implants and look good, but she looks like a massive beast. I just don’t get what’s hot about her. She’s fat, she has bad hair, she’s over the top in trashiness… None of that is particularly attractive, but I guess to each their own.

      • Lynn

        Don’t worry, no one really finds her attractive that’s just Coco on here saying she looks hot.

  13. jimisnatch

    Looks like she could use a little bush hog action also

  14. jimisnatch
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    I think the photographer caught her just as she farted

  15. jimisnatch
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    I think in extreme temperatures like we had this last week, plastic has a tendency to blow up. We see here evidence of that. The plastic in her tits shows signs of blowing out the front and the crap in her legs is clumping up something bad. Just think, under another circumstance those tits could have been a milk bottle or a leisure suit, a toy for some sad child in a third world country. Maybe even a bumper on a 2010 Hybrid car.

  16. jimisnatch
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    Evidence of cheese on the ass.

  17. jimisnatch
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    Oh Gee I dont know someone is photographing me… let me push my boobs out and throw my head back and pretend I dont look like shit.

  18. jimisnatch
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    Is there anyone that thinks this woman is pretty? Holy crap, I have seen less plastic at toys are us.

  19. jimisnatch
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    What the hell is that on the left side of her face? Looks like she is collecting nuts for the winter!

  20. jimisnatch
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    I think I just threw up in my mouth.

  21. jimisnatch
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    now thats funny. she took the time to take that suit off. Very funny!!! Did she just inhail and let the vaccum suck it in?

  22. jimisnatch
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    yeah you better hike that up there baby, dont want it to fall down and reveal something.

  23. jimisnatch
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    Another fart shot. Seems I see a little spray coming out on this one.

  24. Scorin' Warren
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    Personally, I think Coco is very hot and I would love to sleep with a body like that- it’s absolutely amazingly ridiculous. Love the curves. Don’t know why everyone knocks her.

    • Lynn

      You can sleep with a body like that…go to your nearest Gold’s Gym and head on over to the weight room.

  25. bi-gurl
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    You all are crazy. Yeah, the bikini isn’t very flattering and yeah, she should have shaved . But she is voluptuous and gorgeous. No idea why she’s with that loser, though. Liked him enough on SVU, but he’s NOT good-looking.

  26. bi-gurl

    You all are crazy. Yeah, the bikini isn’t very flattering and yeah, she should have shaved . But she is voluptuous and gorgeous. No idea why she’s with that loser, though. Liked him enough on SVU, but he’s NOT good-looking.

  27. DKK
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    She is gorgeous. She looks great in that bikini. All you haters are jealous.

  28. DKK
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    Coco is one of the most beautiful ladies in the world. She looks great in that bikini. You go girl!

  29. DKK
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    She is gorgeous. Ice-T is a very lucky man.

  30. DKK
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    She is gorgeous & it’s a thong bikini, they are suppose to be made that way!

  31. DKK
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    She has guts, she has a great body & looks great in that bikini. You go girl!

  32. DKK

    She is gorgeous. You people are just jealous. You go Coco!

  33. Nudgie

    I don’t care about the size of her bikini – I just want her to wear a ski mask :P

  34. Jiggle Ass
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    If you need ass implants to catch a black rapper. You obviously need to go back to your own species… Angry Green Guys!!!

  35. Sammy
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    You people are jealous. She is awsome.

  36. Mike Rackhabbit
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    yummy. id eat every piece of that!

  37. Sammy
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    Wow. She is so beautiful.

  38. Sammy
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    I do. She is beautiful. You people are jealous. Let’s see the ladies who are criticizing her?

    • xxreaderxx

      yeah she really is, she is amazingly beatiful and anyone who hates her stop looking at her photos please. She is one sexy and hot woman who isn’t afraid to strut her stuff, and to be honest…. I’D LIKE TO FUCK HER UP!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!11

      • hulkbd

        ya so true dude. she is hot and extremely fuckable, isn’t she! oh if i could hold those mountains that’ll be so hot feelings…

  39. Sammy
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    Very nice.

  40. Sammy
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    Gay men & jealous women, leave this gorgeous lady alone. She is beautiful. You go girl.

  41. Sammy
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    Coco is gorgeous.

  42. Sammy
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    Nice.

  43. Sammy
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    She is wearing a thong bikini, they are suppose to be like that. You go girl.

  44. keye
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    are those butt implant scars?????

  45. Sammy
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    Nothing wrong with her bikini, she looks great.

  46. ds
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    I always hear those squeaky noises that balloon animals make when I see her pics.

  47. What part of her is sexually attractive? It’s all fake &.. squarish. *shudders*

  48. MissLeah
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    yes they are implant scars

  49. melii
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    okay so i am like 1o.. no 13 times smaller than her and that little binkini bottom… nu uh… cannot and will not try, why? well because i can tell you right now, she’s got mad frontal wedgie and thats just gross… so not classy… and did i say gross

  50. @# snarkyscreenname
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    Ha-ha, nice one.

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