Coco Should Wear a Smaller Bikini

June 29th, 2010 // 228 Comments

Here’s Coco on vacation in Miami over the weekend where she apparently decided a three-year-old’s bikini was sufficient cover for her She-Hulk frame. (It was.) At this point my brain literally can’t process everything that’s happening in these pictures, but I can say with certainty that’s the largest pubic region I’ve ever seen in my life. How it’s satisfied just consuming her bikini instead of small women and children will perplex me until I eventually see a dolphin’s tail struggling to get out. Should be any second now.

Photos: INFdaily


  1. Richard Throbbin
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    Holy Shit Batman !
    She didn’t even shave for it….
    Though I’d “bounce around” inside her after she’s been stretched by huge BBC, I’d still do her fat wonderful ass.

    My friends call me Dick.

  2. AnnaDraconida

    I think I just threw up a bit. No1 should ever have to see this. My poor eyes.

  3. …now this bitch knows she’s too fat for that bikini…and her pussy got a mustache TOO. She looks like she’s gained alot of weight which now makes her ass implants look like shoulders..

  4. ara
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  5. Sweekes
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    That first pic is hilarious!

  6. Anonymous

    There are women who get more attractive the less clothing they wear and then there are women who get more attractive the more clothing they wear. Coco is definitely in the latter category.

  7. Clamhammer
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    Looks like Ice is snorkeling for clams.

  8. dee
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    She must lift some pretty heavy fucking weights to keep away the masses of cellulite

  9. Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to be snarky here, but that waist-butt ratio has got me respectin’ the shit out of her. Coco is like the smoking break we get from all the hidden ninja KardaLopez @ss out there.

  10. bp
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    That’s hot.

  11. Goyo
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  12. eduardo
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    sos una locura

  13. Some Girl
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    Or you know, get cellulite removal. Hi, Kim!

  14. yowillie
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    She needs a pearl necklace.

  15. yowillie
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    Spank that.

  16. texangirl64

    Ewww Her Shit Hole is showing on Pic # 15 & 16.. She has no shame..

  17. yowillie
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    Giddy up.

  18. yowillie
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    That would be heaven.

  19. tappe
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    I would tap that all day long

  20. turd da 3rd
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    hey… black folk like that kind of shit… but she’s gross looking

  21. captain america


  22. thebitchisback

    I wanna jump on her belly! Her butt is like a big mountain of pudding!!!

  23. Is she on steroids? What’s up with her jaw? I never noticed how manly it is. Do steroids do that?

  24. Blech

    Randal mentioned something about “taming the beast” in Megan Fox’s marriage thread. It was part of a quote that obviously belongs here.

  25. RasputinsLiver


    THAT… one goddamn ugly bitch!

    And fuckin’ hide that mown lawn for chrissakes!!

    This is one bitch who should be forced to wear a burka.


  26. Gene

    Lyin bunch o bastids! You’d go there, just like I would.

    You’d wear double protection and tell NO ONE…but you’d go there. Yes indeedy!

  27. jp

    why? WHYYY??

    That’s so fucking nasty.

  28. TheJoker07
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    I would pump that all night.

  29. Valine
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    She is a woman not a little youth running around. She is working that beach out. oh yeah i really don’t care whats fake & whats not fake on her body as long as coco loves herself in and out. and knows how to work it with all that beautifulness inside &Out go girl go girl go girl its your birthday go ice she all yourz they just not only hatein but wanting.

  30. aeuwave
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    that is one big brown eye.

  31. Blandwiches

    Where the fuck is Captain Ahab when you need him?

  32. Anonymous

    WTF is ICE T doing? I thought it was against the law to swim with manatees in Florida.


    omg u can see her pubes!

  34. lindsay
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    coco has a very pretty face, but her body is way too manly looking! i think women can be muscular but still feminine like britney spears and pinup legend bettie page who both have (had) bangin bodies! (betties deceased) coco is just too short and stocky. i saw her in playboy and she looked like hulk hogan with a boob job! scary!

  35. Em
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    I know she has giant boobies and a bulging ass but I can’t stop looking at her weird cankles.

  36. captain america

    go to hell with: BEING SLIM!!

  37. Kelly

    I’m sure glad she’s not desperate for attention or anything like that.

  38. Randal
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    the delicate & graceful coco has been in the forefront of healthful living & quality lifestyle .
    her playful effervescent personality & demure femininity is a gift to all of us !
    have fun miss coco!

  39. JChief

    Something tells me – if she were to fall down face-first, she would simply bounce back to her feet. She doesn’t need airbags when she drives, either.

    Not particularly sexy – but she must get a great discount on insurance.

  40. Kay

    Yuck! She looks like a big hunk of pig fat! Ice T, you should be ashamed! Didn’t your family teach you better?

  41. Krissy

    Why bother with the bikini at all? There is only enough of it there so she isn’t technically naked in public.

  42. Michael
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    That’s no moon … that’s a space station!

  43. Gando

    Is it this what’s called a ‘micro’ bikini folks!?

  44. mannequin
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    I will not feel self conscious on the beach anymore.

  45. Bugman
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    Coco should wear a fucking burka.

  46. The Ejaculator
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    Dear Ice-T,

    I would like to offer my face as a seat for your wife to sit on.



  47. The Ejaculator
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    There’s something missing from this pic. Oh yeah – my tongue.

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