Coco is Still Awesome at Twitter

December 17th, 2010 // 346 Comments

Since it’s Friday and we’re only a week away from the holidays, here’s a brief look at some of the latest photos our old pal Coco has been posting to Twitter, starting with last night’s “Thong Thursday” pic. Think of it as catching up with an old friend who really wants you to become an amateur proctologist. Or you can just talk to your real ones who can’t wait to tell you about their “exciting new business” except, surprise, it’s Amway, and now they won’t shut up about it. Your call.

Adding… How do I get one of these on my mantle? Do I have to hunt it myself or just be there for the kill? I’ve never been the outdoors type.

Photos: Coco’s World

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  1. Aussie Mama

    That ass woulda kept the whole soccer team well and truly fed, if she were with them when that plane crashed in the Ande mountains.
    That is one hideaous, repulsice anus man.
    Nothing nice about that at all.
    Looks like a fuckin’ retard.

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    Ed
    Commented on this photo:

    Implants?

  3. Ed

    Wee, how else is she gonna get twit followers? Certainly not talent.

  4. TS

    Zero Class, way too much ass.

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    rawr
    Commented on this photo:

    this is a man on the photo

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    Jen
    Commented on this photo:

    Her poor kid made the mistake of wanting to show mommy today’s art work. Coco was just looking to rest her weary cankles……but all that’s left is the kids last piece of art.

  7. Racer X

    I would hit that 25/8.

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    Surprise
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks nice here.

  9. TJL

    I am sorry that is awful!

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    Zen
    Commented on this photo:

    Turkey!? She likes cock up her ass!

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    Jim Bean
    Commented on this photo:

    Her ass is real actually. There is a picture around from when she was 16 and it was huge then.

  12. Ron Mexico

    Her shit piles must rival that of elephants.

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    ana22
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to fuck your ass

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    james
    Commented on this photo:

    Hippo

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    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    Coco is one of the most beautiful ladies in the world. You go girl! Ice-T is a very lucky man.

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    Jayne
    Commented on this photo:

    Look out, it’s Asszilla!! Heaven forbid it let out a mighty roar…

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    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    She is gorgeous! You go girl!

  18. MST

    I’m all for big beautiful women, but that arse just looks nasty.

  19. Coco Twitter
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I am staging a comeback and need a new heavy bag. Coco?

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    ghetto honkie
    Commented on this photo:

    i want to motorboat her ass cheeks

  21. lindsay

    coco is so nasty. that ass is just disgusting! and for all the men on here that think every woman that thinks coco is fat MUST be jealous (lol), the MAJORITY of the men on here think shes a fat overweight pig also! they must be jealous too, huh? im all for curves, but coco is just FAT. other women with big asses like kim kardashian, vida guerra and even jennifer lopez are WAY more well proportioned than this fatty. can you imagine coco if she popped out a kid or 2? shes already 31 or 32, i give her 10 years or less-shes going to be as big as a bus!

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    stench orifice
    Commented on this photo:

    What do you think her butt hole smells like?

  23. stench orifice

    What do you think her butt hole smells like?

  24. Coco Twitter
    stench orifice
    Commented on this photo:

    Most importantly, does anyone know for a FACT if she enjoys anal sex? I would like to see a video of her straining incredibly hard and then blasting a huge bolus of colon gas out of her stench hole and see that paper torn in half as a result.

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    MrsLeonidas
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks sexy here!
    Why are there so many insecure chicks in this world?!
    I am a wife/mom….and I say that she is sexy!
    Why lie?! I’m secure with myself and my hubby of 14 years and I always say who’s hot or not! Well, he says she is sexy and yep, she is! Any man would want that! So, why lie! Lol!

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    stench orifice
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you imagine the amount of cheese that one would find if they were to take their finger and swipe it through that cavernous ass crack? Would there be enough to create an asscheese candle?

  27. Coco Twitter
    stench orifice
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are NOT cankles. They are however thick ankles. To truly be defined as a cankle, the area from the calve to the ankle must possess the same measured circumference, in other words the diameter of the lower calve would be the same as the diameter of the lower ankle. She has an obvious ankle and calve thickness difference. The formula looks like this…… ankle/pie squared divided by the sum difference of the length of the clitoral hood.

  28. Sick!!!!!

    Dis-dis-gusting! It’s like the extreme opposite of a skinny woman many claim to hate and swear has an eating disorder! This woman may have an eating disorder too!

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    Sick!!!!!
    Commented on this photo:

    You can just see all the plastic

  30. Doomkitty

    Day-um! If she had to ‘haul ass’, she’d have to make at least two trips!

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    Doomkitty
    Commented on this photo:

    Looked like somebody spilled bacon grease on a sack of pork rinds…

  32. Sick!!!!!

    She needs some self respect. But then again what does one expect from an attention whore? And why would her man permit such unlady like behavior, she cheapens women

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    Lana
    Commented on this photo:

    She either needs to take that tiny bikini off, or she needs a new, normal bikini. But she looks pretty hot here. Although her lips and her ass are too much.

  34. Kilgore Trout

    That’s a serious disability. This poor woman has two gigantic tumors instead of buttocks.

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    angie
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not a bootyologist. But I have a booty myself. The only time I get the muffin crease at the bottom is when I stand completely upright. I’m trying to understand why she has that line even when she is leaning forward. I think she has always had a full figure, but the buns are an additive. I really don’t care or want to knock her hustle. I just wish when females get these augmentations, they would, just be honest about it; cause I don’t think most men care if it’s real or fake….as long as it looks good to them.

  36. thom

    If i wasn’t GAY I would jump over the fence at the sight of this abomination,
    what makes her think that any person wants to see her looking like she looks.
    i cant even drink iced tea anymore!

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    BigJoe
    Commented on this photo:

    Obama won’t pardon that turkey out of pure jealousy.

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    BigJoe
    Commented on this photo:

    She passed out in her walk-in closet from carrying that ass around all day… at 6AM

  39. bereaud

    surement la belle fesses apres celle de j-lo

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    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    She really DOES NOT look good. =(

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    Ana
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my god! She’s eating her thong!

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    BeepBeep
    Commented on this photo:

    She definitely needs a Bidet!

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    Ti
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck all u ppl 2 hell i would lick da shit out of her ass all day anyday

    • Sam

      You should try to get a hold of her, lick away, it’ll probably be nice and smelly & sweaty after you dig through the rolls. Knock yourself out and enjoy the aroma!!!

  44. Seepy McFlfuffs

    Speaking of barbie dolls…

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    Sahara
    Commented on this photo:

    The people that think that looks good, need to get their heads examined. That is fricking disgusting. It makes me sick to my stomach. WTF. She is just a dumb whore whose passed her prime and wanting to be 20 again. God, give it up. Fat ass and fake boobs, that’s it. She is gross, really gross!!!

  46. Worldfullawierdos

    The internet is starting to piss me off. . . . Anyway, she is smoking HOT!!!!! I do realize that most of you that are violently hating, are just overweight sloppy nerds with no friends and just go around saying malicious comments on the internet all day because you have no friends and hate your own life. (This is probably the 3rd comment I’ve posted in my life!) It just gets really annoying. I think she is sexy, but if she is not your type (thick) is she really as bad as some of you say? Some of you act like she is just grotesque. . . I mean come on now, relax it is not that serious.

    • gluebomb

      if your sick of the internet then get rid of your internet service and save all of us your sad basement dwelling sexless posts.. you f.ucking loser

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    Janette
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

  48. gluebomb

    f.ucking disgusting

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    Mr. Silverall
    Commented on this photo:

    For all of you who keep saying her ass is plastic, you’ve apparently never seen the rest of her family. It’s called Natural, but I can understand how most of you are stuck on narrow, sickly, rib showing, no ass having, anorexic mannequins and consider that beauty. It’s alright, though. Each of you wear jealousy well from what I can tell.

    • alisa

      women are born with a certain body type and the only way to really change the BODY TYPE itself is through plastic surgery. i’m so tired of people defending “curvy” body types and then belittling women who have a straighter figure as if they’re less of a woman. a woman can’t choose where her fat goes and not all women are curvy or gain weight in their hips or breasts.

      and not everyone likes this. so telling everyone they’re jealous is naive.

  50. dtmason

    that is not rea, l they will put implants anywhere, that should be covered at all times discusting

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