Coco is Still Awesome at Twitter

December 17th, 2010 // 346 Comments

Since it’s Friday and we’re only a week away from the holidays, here’s a brief look at some of the latest photos our old pal Coco has been posting to Twitter, starting with last night’s “Thong Thursday” pic. Think of it as catching up with an old friend who really wants you to become an amateur proctologist. Or you can just talk to your real ones who can’t wait to tell you about their “exciting new business” except, surprise, it’s Amway, and now they won’t shut up about it. Your call.

Adding… How do I get one of these on my mantle? Do I have to hunt it myself or just be there for the kill? I’ve never been the outdoors type.

Photos: Coco’s World

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  1. Thats a fine piece of whale.

  2. Rosso

    *VOMIT* Good thing I already got a double-dose of wanking done today…

  3. What a Dumbass

    Whore, please. If you want to show off your fat, cellulitey thunder thighs and humungofatness in the ass, please do it on a “whores r’ us” type website. That way, the sick perverts who get off on that kind of shit can do it without polluting the eyeballs of us semi-normal folk…

  4. Coco Twitter
    Ned
    Commented on this photo:

    That is freaking disgusting.

  5. anonymous

    coco and kim k should do a video together. instead of two girl,one cup; it could be two girls, one punch bowl.

  6. testington

    gross

  7. Coco Twitter
    Oh Geez
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL @ jenniet!!!

  8. Rico

    HOT HOT HOT. Coco is smoking hot and most of the haters here are just jealous. Wake up and realize men aren’t into anorexic bitches. We like big tits and asses. But fat ladies don’t get the wrong idea. You are gross.

    • emily

      AHAHHHHHAHAHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAH!!!!! I just died!!!! HAHHHAHAHHA! I’m size two and I have curves!!I Coco is gross

    • Blech

      I’m a size 6, stand at 5’6, and everything is where it’s supposed to be.

      I imagine when Coco eats, everything just shifts down to her ass.

      • Blech

        FYI, Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 in her day, equivalent to a size 6 now.

      • asdf

        That Marilyn Monroe fact was made up to be thrown around by insecure women. Her measurements were 35-22-35.

      • herpderp

        Blech, wrong – Marilyn was a size 6 in her day, equivalent to a size 12 today. Because our population has gotten fatter over decades and average sizes have gone up. Oh and Coco is gross.

      • herpderp

        *correction because larger sizes were more acceptable then. Your comment is right, but our population has gotten fatter so the number of sizes has increased. Your choices back then were 6, 10, moo moo

    • Rico I’m not jealous. I’m thankful there are men like you around who take care of fat nasty crusty skank ‘Hood rats like Coco. Without you, those same women would expect the rest of us to be with them and that, my friend, isn’t happening.

      Wait, Coco isn’t fat to you? WTF is fat to you then???? In terms of HUMAN females??? Just because Coco can stand and walk on her own two trunks, errr feet and doesn’t need a forklift to haul her ass out of bed doesn’t mean she isn’t fat!!!

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    dHADDO
    Commented on this photo:

    So you’re telling me that she drew a picture of turkey (kindergarten-style), put it in between her bum cheeks, took a picture of it, and then put it on the internet? And everyone is OK with this…?

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    cirvyluvver
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW! Nice. This is so much better than the 10,000 other stick figure bitches on this site. High 5 to Ict T

  11. cirvyluvver

    Beautiful!

  12. hmna

    Now that’s what I call a pair of Christmas hams!

  13. Coco Twitter
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    The “V” is for “vagina”.

  14. topher4801

    Could PLEASE stop posting her pics! She’s fucking gross. If you really feel the need to post pics of her put them AFTER the link!

  15. Coco Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    With today’s medical technology we no longer have to wait for Mother Nature to produce our freaks.
    We create them ourselves.
    Nice job Coco, you are a one of the funniest freaks around.

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    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    Worst Lego ad EVER!

  17. josh

    Kill it with fire :-(

  18. Coco Twitter
    flavorfest
    Commented on this photo:

    is anybody sure that this was not previously a man?

  19. lady bullshit

    riiiiight lady blah blah. I am sure that is what you look like yet sit around on superficial all day.

    LOL boys MUST be lining up

    • Richard McBeef

      Shhhh, let’s just let her THINK that for a bit. Lol.

      • ham

        Hey wait, I believe her. Why not? Just because you’re gorgeous doesn’t mean you don’t enjoy your daily dose of schadenfreude.

      • ginger

        Trillions of attractive peeps are internet junkies. It’s really lame to call a person ugly or fat when you’ve never even laid eyes on them just so that you can run them off of a thread. I hate trolls!!

    • Wah Wah Wah

      Yes but anyone who feels a need to publish their measurements and brag about how many men want them on a forum such as this is either 1) really unnattractive and seeking attention 2) really REALLY unattractive and seeking attention or 3) OMG GIVE ME ATTENTION OR I WILL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • Dichotomy 617

      I normally would never indulge in internet jibber thats not directly earning money,but these cats baggin on cocoa is too ,much. Please believe there are men who enjoy valuptuous females. The essence of curves. You cats that have to preclude your personal attack with a im not gay disclaimer is ssssssssoooooooo sad. Then to remove all doubt you are a no getting pussy, everyday porn dick jacker further shows you must be a little dick having, couldnt reach the pussy from the back no way, loser. THIS SHIT IS FUNNY. A gorgeous fat buddy sent it to me for a comparative giggle n found out just why guys like me get so much prime pussy. It is truly more feminine acting, whoe ass male out here making us real men TRUE DONS. THANK ALL YOU INSECURE LITTLE DICK BITHASSES. CLOWN MUTHAFUCKAS YALL ARE JOKES.

  20. See Alice

    Circus Freak !

  21. Coco Twitter
    lizzy
    Commented on this photo:

    good god woman!!! her body is crazy hot i think… the curves… her stomach! minus the fake boobs

  22. Coco Twitter
    lizzy
    Commented on this photo:

    oh you know, just a regular day doing nude splits on camera…

    she’s batshit

  23. Is it easier or harder to take a dump with an ass that big?

    • bitingontinfoil

      Hard to shit – harder to WIPE. *shudder*

      • s'up bitches

        She must have to get the roto-rooter man in there for a good cleaning once in awhile. Poor fucker must break off a lot of drills in that fleshy deep water well.

  24. “Hate Hate Hate Bullshit and crap”

    -Most of the comments are the same, everyone hates everyone. Ew gross her butt is abnormally large, Barf vomit puke, everyone run,,,

    I think I am losing my cynicism for life,,, I’m just sick of everyone hating everything so much.
    My mom has a tiny waist and a big ol’ butt and I would be pretty upset if people said this stuff to her, of course, mind you, she doesn’t take pics like this or post them anywhere so she is asking for it, but still..
    idk…. maybe I’m too sad today to join in on the hazing…

    • josh

      Someone please give Mary Jane some love.

      • Richard McBeef

        You are your mother’s daughter Mary Jane therefore you too will have that gigantic tank ass your mother now has, so if I were you, I’d start collecting those double wide cotton underwear right now.

    • mcfeely smackup

      Mary,

      If your big ass momma posted photos of herself on the internet, I hope you’d be mature enough to understand that inviting commentary is not the same as inviting only positive commentary.

      It’s not like we hunt down grotesquely unattractive women who are minding their own business…these are celebrities who have overstretched their confidence in their appearance and invited comment, and yes, ridicule.

      Frankly, we’d be bad people if we DIDN’T point out how much Coco looks like a cheap sex doll that was overinflated by 400%. If we didn’t, there’d be nothing but freak fetishist slobbering how good she looks and giving women an “unrealistic beauty standard”. You know, that thing that women are always blaming men for?

      • @josh Mary Jane needs Mary Jane. That is Love. (LOL)

        @beefy I would be Jazzed to have my mom’s ass all of my boyfriend’s friends drool over it and no thank you, I hate underwear.

        @smackup I woudln’t let my big ass momma post pics up and she woudln’t take pics like that to begin with, of course Coco is inviting the ridicule, I just feel like I’m all hated out, I’m tired of saying cruel and vicious things, that’s just not me as a person so I’m going to make an attempt to just stop spewing it. Even if I am disturbed emotionally after seeing the one of her spreading her-OH GAWD HAND ME THE TRASH CAN IT’S COMING UP AGAIN!!

      • Blech

        Mary Jane, there are shows that cater to your dilemma: Dr. Phil, Oprah, etc.

      • @blech ….. I don’t know what that means… I didn’t know I had a dilemma.. ohhhhhhh wait about not wanting to Hate? I think… Idk… or about wanting to puke whenever that over oiled image of Christmas ham flashes into my brain…cuz I don’t think Oprah is the cure… OH GAWD NOW I IMAGINEd OPRAH! thanks fuckker.

    • Anne

      I think the guys that dont like her body dont like it because her “curves” take away from her shape its like they just see boobs and ass they dont even know what her face looks like

      PLUS haters gotta hate right?

      • As a guy who doesn’t like her body it has nothing to do with what you typed Anne. It has to do with the disproportionate size of her lipid filled posterior and thighs. Her ass is FAT. Period. End of discussion. NOT NORMAL. NOT AVERAGE. NOT ‘Healthy’. FAT. Big Boobs, Big Ass, Big Thighs. NOT ATTRACTIVE … to me …

        Mary Jane, your mother doesn’t take pictures of herself in thongs and posts them on the internet proclaiming she is a sex symbol. If a person puts their pictures up for public display then it is the public’s right to appreciate or ridicule the display based on their taste and preference.

  25. Coco Twitter
    sand
    Commented on this photo:

    lol it does look like an albino gorilla’s ass

  26. Coco Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s got an ass like a baboon

  27. Coco Twitter
    mnsuperbee
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a lucky turkey. Maybe luckier than the ones Obama pardoned.

  28. welldoneson

    Disgusting, deformed cow, and her habit of posing damn near naked only
    makes it worse. Good Lord, people, you could carve a normal woman
    from her backside.

  29. welldoneson

    And it’s Timmy for the WIN!
    Lunar eclipse! Too funny.

  30. Coco Twitter
    pikksta
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m NOT with Coco.

  31. Ash Bones

    Needs Photoshop Extreme Edition

  32. Ash Bones

    View full size cracked my screen.

  33. Coco Twitter
    soupofdefish
    Commented on this photo:

    I love that ass. I’d wreck it all night and day

  34. Coco Twitter
    Melissa
    Commented on this photo:

    I’M BLIND!!! seriously, I am seeing spots

  35. Coco Twitter
    Melissa
    Commented on this photo:

    I could go for some jiggle in my jiggle pudding…on second thought…I’ll pass

  36. puddleduck

    You could carve up that ass and feed an entire third world country.

  37. Coco Twitter
    baldy
    Commented on this photo:

    I just puked in my mouth…

  38. That’s no ass. It’s a space station.

  39. TheJoker07

    Wow amazing!

  40. Coco Twitter
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
    Commented on this photo:

    this is all kinds of disturbing

  41. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    I was wondering where Ice T has gotten to.. You will be missed.

  42. dude

    when your ass blends into your ankles, is it “ssankles”?

  43. dafdfadffdfadfsdfs

  44. Melissa

    not very womanly when all your female attributes are outlandishly fake and you just look like an attention-desperate hoo-er

  45. Coco Twitter
    Anita Bonghit
    Commented on this photo:

    Half of this woman is obese. Wtf.

  46. Coco Twitter
    Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    Now we know what that picture of birds carrying a whale means when Twitter goes down.

  47. Coco Twitter
    Andriiya
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s more of a found art object…

  48. Carolyn

    Ice-T must have a long dick to slide it in there. He’s gross looking too.

  49. ilikesake

    I bet her taking a shit is equivalent to Moses parting the Red Sea and the Jews coming out of the middle…
    except, you know, its shit instead of Jews.

  50. Ho.Lee.Shit

    It came right at me! I had to shoot it!

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