Coco is Still Awesome at Twitter

December 17th, 2010 // 346 Comments

Since it’s Friday and we’re only a week away from the holidays, here’s a brief look at some of the latest photos our old pal Coco has been posting to Twitter, starting with last night’s “Thong Thursday” pic. Think of it as catching up with an old friend who really wants you to become an amateur proctologist. Or you can just talk to your real ones who can’t wait to tell you about their “exciting new business” except, surprise, it’s Amway, and now they won’t shut up about it. Your call.

Adding… How do I get one of these on my mantle? Do I have to hunt it myself or just be there for the kill? I’ve never been the outdoors type.

Photos: Coco’s World

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  1. Cock Dr

    What a woman.
    Going now to picture #5, for mind to be blown right before weekend.

    • da trooooooof

      This women should be sent to a mental institution STAT!!!!!

    • The Ass Man

      I mean I am all for big butts and all but this is just redunkulous! The ass man doesn’t even want it, she needs to go back into her cage.

      • Richard McBeef

        Cock Dr I find it hard to believe that you’re commenting on this particular blog seeing as how you and FattyFatty2x4 have been sucking one another off for YEARS.

      • Have you ever find yourself beween a rock and a rough place?

        Yeah! time to change that name to ‘where ever the wind blows man’

    • soupofdefish

      Love that ass every time I c it. Thanks Fish!!!! Of course I am the Original Fish….

    • FattyFatty2X4

      FISH,
      IF McPoop gets “Most Important People on the Internet” again this week, I’m done.
      He hasn’t posted all week, he’s been in the hospital getting his uterus out.
      Don’t ask, I didn’t understand either.

    • marlin

      I am a straight guy, and, this is not so much disgusting as it is a freak show,
      is like when you see someone with a deformity, like who has a birth defect, or someone who is fat in a wheelchair,

      The problem is that this woman is Self deform, that is, she is very tiny but very wide, she gave herself huge boobs and has a huge ass, but is short, So her deformity lies in where what guys want to fuck, big tits and ass, But, I watch a lot of porn and I can tell you that this woman is just disgusting, I am also a really horny straight guy, but I would never jerk off to this, WHAT THE FUCK, there are so many Hotter better pornstars out there, who have amazing bodies, sexy faces, really nice fake boobs, I could name a few:
      Eva Angelina ,Olivia Del Rio, Tera Patrick, Lela star

      Now why Im I talking bout girls in porn, because that is the whole thing and argument about, girls and gay guys arguing with so called “straight guys” in here ANY time a picture of coco comes along, I don’t mean to sound perverted, but I am a True straight guy, and I like looking at girls, and the ones I named are just a few that are hot, and like coco they got breast implants and they got fame because of it, but they don’t look deformed weird

      How can someone with a straight face not tell me coco looks like a transexual woman?

      • ppl

        I enjoy not reading your novel marlin

      • Johnny Cage

        Coco > Jessica Alba

        There I said it folks, now shut up. She has a lower curvature that I wished Pam Anderson had back in the 90s. I guess some people have different tastes but it still surprises me how some of the “straight guys” are going “oh noes it’s a voluptuous body! If I look anymore I might get cancer”. Look, Hayden Pantierre is the opposite of Coco, but if I saw her nude I would greatly enjoy it and not pretend my eyes were gouged with bleach. The whole Brazilian from the waist down and Texas from the waist up look on a woman totally blows my mind.

        Good picture post Superficial. Ice T is a lucky man.

      • Frassington T Bear

        We get it you’re not gay! But your BF is

      • hollie

        i love it when stupid people get unsupervised use of the computer

    • Toby Weymiller

      No, this woman should viewed across America as the perfect form. I would love to bury my face in those cheeks and camp out for days.

      • Johnny Cage

        @Frassington

        A one night stand with your mom doesn’t suddenly make her my BF. Stop being so persistent.

  2. Coco Twitter
    Natalie
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL

  3. Lady Blah Blah

    Beyond sick, yet evolution has produced males who, like Sir Mix-a-Lot, are into “big butts.”

    • nate

      someone does not understand evolution, and is clearly a woman with similar double standards. it’s a sign of hips well purposed for birthing. plus its something to grab and makes that awesome FAP sound.

      but you probably go for fat short hairy dudes with bad eyesight and shitty jobs right?

      • Lady Blah Blah

        Ass cheeks that grotesquely huge – and fat – have nothing to do with hips well purposed for birthing.

        As for my taste in dudes, irrelevant.

      • bottom boil

        GO LBB! Grotesque is right – totally out of proportion – prolly bigger than the Statue of Liberty’s and this ho is only 5′ tall. Flabby too w/o the aid of ye olde shop.

      • Imate 12236969

        LBB you’re spot on.

        Shit man we here at D-Block won’t fuck that!!!

        Yo Wesley bring your no tax ass over here damn his ass looks better than this bitch.

      • Richard McBeef

        Lady Blah why don’t you just admit that you’re just yet another fat chic, with insecurity issues that no man will ever possibly want.

      • Lady Blah Blah

        My dear Mr. McBeef, many men want me but those I consider worthy of having me are few and far between. As for me being fat, I’m 5’6″, 36-25-36. Very fat. At 22 I have many good years ahead of me to share with the right men, men who are not, ahem, beefy, let alone “McBeefy,” and who are not cursed with tiny, “average,” 6″ long dicks.

      • Richard McBeef

        Well that about sums up your father. Fat bitch.

      • Richard McBeef

        …wait…that wasn’t me, it was my “imposter”. Fat bitch.

      • lolololol

        Really Lady Blah Blah? WOW you are just so attractive. It’s not like losers who sit at their computers all day following comments on superficial are able to LIE about what they look like. It’s amazing that you just happen to be so HAWT.

        Lololololololol go eat more doughnuts fatty mchorseface!

    • ‘Beyond sick, yet evolution has produced males who, like Sir Mix-a-Lot, are into “big butts.”’ – Men into big butts=bad

      “I have many good years ahead of me to share with the right men, men who are…not cursed with tiny, “average,” 6″ long dicks” – Women into big dicks=good

      Hypocrisy called, it wants its definition back.

    • I agree with Blah Blah. Coco is disgusting. She has a Gigantic FAT ass. Cottage cheese thighs. Fat filled arms. Those of you who think THIS is what a woman SHOULD look like, go to Wal-Mart, McDonalds, White Castle etc…. Plenty of Coco’s running around there … actually, none of them run, which is why their asses are so ginormous. Disgusting.

  4. Coco Twitter
    eww
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF. Is that thing even human??

  5. Coco Twitter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Flexibility is always a positive attribute.
    .

  6. Coco Twitter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I need a better phrase than “camel toe”.

  7. gogo

    i was so shocked I couldn’t even say “fiirrssst”.. i swear..

  8. Tyler

    She tries so fucking hard. It’s sad.

  9. Coco Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    That turkey’s got too much white meat to be stuck in Coco’s ass.

  10. FattyFatty2X4

    Awesome Fish?
    Did the malaria take your eyesight?

  11. Coco Twitter
    hahaha losers
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL

  12. McFeely Smackup

    ugh…my god

    vertical blinds are so 1980′s

  13. ginger

    I bet her shit comes out as flat as a pancake.

    • Oprah is a Shaved Gorilla

      FTW. Great comment.

      • Cindy Elmwood

        Agreed. You know those cheeks are rock-hard from silicone injections… pancake shits are the only option.

      • Mary Exmass

        Awesome! I’m glad I’m not the only one who wonders about stuff like that. And how she gets a reach around to wipe that grotesque crack.

      • miki

        opera is a great person .i love her.may god bless her.she is the best.i love her sooooo much

    • Blech

      Seriously, Fish? You couldn’t pink-star these tubs of lard we’re supposed to refer to as Coco’s ass?

    • s'up bitches

      Personally, I’m thinking “dingle berry city”, unless, of course, she gets Icey to get back there with a razor to shave his lil’ water buffalo about once a month. Personally, I like dingle berries. They are fun to play with, and you can twirl them around with your fingers like dried up boogers.

    • beba

      jajajajjajajaja thats the best comment of all!! so funny jajajajaj

  14. hahaha losers

    I SWEAR HOW IT SO BIG

  15. Billy Seatsniffer

    I hope they can photoshop the razorburn off her ginormous pubic hair region.

  16. Tony Foxtrot

    ……… and she’s still a fat fucking pig.

  17. Coco Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re implants, right? I’m bendy.

  18. Bodacious B. Hind

    Santa phoned, he says she can keep the red thong, he doesn’t want it back.

  19. Coco Twitter
    ginger
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this bitch have any pride whatsoever?!

  20. timmy the dying boy

    Hey, that reminds me, there’s a lunar eclipse coming this Tuesday.

  21. Joe Blow

    What…. the…. fuck?

  22. nick

    that is so disgusting… cottage cheeseeee

  23. Coco Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally, a documentary on how Coco manages to get that underwear up her ass.

  24. Coco Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Know how I know you’re from the South?

  25. Dayum. I would smash, but only once, once that ass hits 40 it’s going to be a mess. Ice-T must not be able to walk by now

  26. Lester

    I can’t believe NBC picked Leno over THIS.

  27. Oprah is a Shaved Gorilla

    I’ll tell ya how to get one of those on your mantle, Fish. Just tape some wadded up ones over it. She’ll be there soon.

  28. Coco Twitter
    davezavu
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope you guys realize that’s a drawing of a turkey standing at the top of the empire state building.

  29. Coco Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Haaahaha! *turkeybutt* haaa!

  30. Coco Twitter
    Flower
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does #5 remind me of a Christmas rotisserie turkey?

  31. Coco Twitter
    Bandit82Baby
    Commented on this photo:

    Ice T betta get a grip on his bottom bitch……. cuz shes actin like outta pocket, white trash w/ her unlicenced plastic surgeon on speed dial. And BTW Lou-Bou’s cant turn shit into sugar……..try doing some lunges you do-nothin, gold-digger cunt….. And stay off Twitter with those autopsy photos….. ur killin me!!!!!!

    • angie

      Now you know Ice T has been running hoes for a longtime. He likes this, plus he’s getn old.

      • BanDit82Baby

        Ha Haaaaa!!!! Ice T’s ass has been on a 2 Viagra a nite binge tryna keep that botox ass plunged into!!! GD I made myself LOL….

  32. Coco Twitter
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    she seems shy

  33. Coco Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    That underwear looks like it has the tension strength to pull a truck with.

  34. Coco Twitter
    Bandit82Baby
    Commented on this photo:

    So this is what you do with ur childs artwork??? I’d hate to see were she puts clay moldings………#EEEWWW

  35. Coco Twitter
    Bandit82Baby
    Commented on this photo:

    Classic never-was Narcissist

  36. Coco Twitter
    Jenniet2002
    Commented on this photo:

    does anyone know how to remove vomit from your keyboard? ‘preciate it.

    • LOLA

      PLOP— IM SURE U CAN VOMIT WHEN U SEE ANY SPECIFIC PART OF YOUR BODY…

      WHAT A STUPID AND INMATURE COMMENT…

      IT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO READ HOW PPL IS SO JELOUS OF OTHERS… AND IF NOT JELOUS SO RUDE .

      IM ACTUALLY NOT FLAT (BUTT) BUT ALMOST FLAT, AND I PERSONALLY WOULDNT LIKE TO HAVE A BIG BUT, BUT I DONT SEE THE REASON OF BITCHING AT OTHERS.. I AM ALSO MATURE ENOUGH TO LETS PPL HAVE BIG, SMALL ,MEDIUM WHATEVER BUTS … AND IF THEY LOOK GOOD WITH WHATEVER THEY HAVE, GOOD, IM NOT GOING TO BE LOSER LIKE U AND A LOT OF PPL HERE…

      • dream on.

        It’s spelled JEALOUS. K?

      • Anon

        You fucking mad? Please go back to school and pass a few more English classes before you attempt to return to the internet and attempt to converse with people who have an IQ higher than a teaspoon’s.

      • Janette

        Stop yelling, then learn to spell and punctuate correctly.

      • Christina B.

        Also, I don’t think you have any choice but to let people have whatever butt they have lol You must mean you let them be about it…

    • Janette

      @Jenniet2002: lmao! Good one!

  37. Coco Twitter
    H6E6X6
    Commented on this photo:

    Now available for IMAX screenings!

  38. Coco Twitter
    H6E6X6
    Commented on this photo:

    To put things into perspective, this drawing was made on a billboard

  39. Cardinal Fang

    The bruthas ought to really love her

  40. dude

    Pic #3:

    She told Ice-T she was an artist and produced the hand turkey. He told her to shove it up her ass. (She’s a literalist)

  41. I love big butts, or rather nicely shaped ones. However, I prefer them to blend nicely into the waist, rather than bulge out. It’s like a muffin top, but for a butt.

  42. Coco Twitter
    dude
    Commented on this photo:

    ICE-T: “Bitch, you can take your child’s shitty home-made Christmas present and shove it up your ass!”

  43. Coco Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    So orange. Yuck. =(

  44. RoboZombie

    Am I the only guy who does NOT find this attractive? It looks like a gorilla’s ass.

  45. Coco Twitter
    Marley
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus help us.

  46. Coco Twitter
    Keithypoo
    Commented on this photo:

    Nom nom nom?!?!? YES. NOM NOM NOM!!!!

  47. SuperTater

    “L.A. face with an Oakland booty!”

  48. An ass bigger than a Kim Kardashian, who knew?

  49. Faust

    Cankles.

  50. jojo

    Whaca whaca!

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