Coco Took Her Cleavage Shopping and Other News

November 8th, 2011 // 31 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Johnny Depp actually made it through an interview without offending anybody. Wait, who was supposed to be watching John Mayer? [Huffington Post]

- Somewhere, Tom Cruise just let out a triumphant squeal of joy. [Dlisted]

- Ryan Reynolds‘ dogs love watching him bang Blake Lively. [Lainey Gossip]

- Adriana Lima is topless. Technically. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kirsten Dunst got those memos about her snaggletooth. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Paulina Gretzky + Bikinis + Twitter = The Great One(s) [theCHIVE]

- And here’s how chicks like her are made: The 30 Sexiest Hockey WAGs [Bleacher Report]

- Rita Rusic is in a bikini, too. [Celebslam]

- Irina Shayk understands the functionality of this type of dress. [Popoholic]

- Frankie Muniz wants to be your landlord. [TooFab]

- Anthony Bourdain doesn’t really mind you seeing his nuts. [TMZ]

- The Robocop reboot will be more about the man-cop than the robot-cop. You’re doing it wrong. [FilmDrunk]

- LeAnn Rimes just threw her refrigerator out the window. [Bossip]

- Mickey Rourke‘s face isn’t the only corpse-like part of his body now. [Starpulse]

- Real Life Super Mario wins the internet today. [Heavy]

- This somehow makes more sense to me than any actual Lady Gaga performance. [BuzzFeed]

- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are letting the kids pick the next one out. [Popsugar]

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  1. Coco Cleavage Tight Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    Coco. Designed by Robert Crumb.

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    kingofbeer
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    the chick behind the counter..lol

  3. Look at that hourglass figure. I would definitely bang that. All them curves, that is a full grown woman right there.

  4. Cock Dr

    Does no one care for huge fake titties today?

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    Cock Dr
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    She looks like a cartoon.

  6. mel

    i’ve always had the impression that once coco removes her undies, a ferocious fecal aroma immdiately permeates the room. same with stink kardashian. girls with mammoth-sized manure loaves i suppose. i can’t help but think that huge-assed women constantly birth industrial silo-sized shit logs. coco and kardashian no doubt have a painter always on hand to redo the bathroom walls after the stench from their putrid morning dumps has peeled the paint off the walls.

    • occam's boner

      holy hell that’s some funny stuff! except now I’ll face the same revulsion…

    • Terry

      Can you imagine the gas noises during a nasty shit? Ew. And the speckles of shit around the inside of toilet bowl. Once you get with a girl they become one of the guys and just let it all hang out.Farting underneath the sheets, digging buggers out and wiping them on the pillows, not flushing after a shit. Godamn!!!!!

  7. Rico Jones

    I would stick my tongue right up Coco’s big ass…and I’d enjoy it.

    • Richard McBeef

      You could also drill for oil with a cordless hand held but you won’t get very far.

      • Rico Jones

        If you really get both hands in there and spread those cheeks you could reach her asshole. Just have to dive in.

  8. Fake_ID

    She looks like a decent and graceful human being –
    compared to Courtney Stodden.

  9. cc

    Notice that the dog has no interest in sniffing her crotch.

  10. Racer X

    Ice-T is a lucky man. I would be hitting that 25/8

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    DKK
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    She is so beautiful.

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    Coyote
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    Sometimes she looks super and doable and others not so much

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    Reuben Steubing
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    Let’s do a pictorial on her hot assistant!

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    cp3
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    She deserves credit for being able to walk on cobblestones in those heels while handling a dog. I would have eaten the pavement a long time ago.

  15. SFRowGuy

    Since her Cleavage is in front (and when I say in front, I mean way in front), technically, her Cleavage took coco shopping.

  16. So does Coco like the dark microphone or the high-yella colored ones?

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    larry
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    she’s my other woman. i fuck her once a week.

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    TomFrank
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    Really, Coco? The cosmetics counter is where you chose to show your dog how to urinate?

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    TomFrank
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    “No! HE was the one wrote ‘Cop Killer’??”

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    TomFrank
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    Remember that old Lunar Lander video game where you had to land the rocket verrrrrry gingerly or else it blows up? I think Coco has to sit down according to the same principle.

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    TomFrank
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    And the biggest balls in the family belong to…

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    momosho
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    Her poor poor feet.. How do you balance all of that on 5 inch stilettos.

  23. sunbum

    Coco has never done anything to anybody. Her and Ice seems happy. U dont see them all over the place like k family.

  24. Terry

    me and my girl live right down the street from where Coco had these pictures done. It’s called Lincold Road. Trendy, family orientated, locals, tourist(our bread and butter),homeless people , wanna bees (artist, models and musicians)and the landlords can charge upwards of 50 grand a month for a storefront.
    Coco seems like a strange bitch. Ice obviously found a dumb white hick he could mold into a dream girl. I find the chick repulsive. juvederm, botox, brazilian fake ass, nose job etc.. You can have that hot mess!

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