Coco & Ice-T Renewed Their Vows

June 6th, 2011 // 76 Comments

Do you, T of Ice, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, through sickness and in health, through tearing that ass up and her being all tired and shit but she still let you look at a titty while you rub one out, for as long as you both shall live? (Beautiful vows, sir, very well written.)”

The following photos that your mind’s still attempting to process, are Ice-T and Coco celebrating their tenth wedding anniversary by renewing their vows at The W Hotel in Hollywood over the weekend. Except for some reason they invited Tila Tequila because that’s always the kind of omen you want want hanging around on your wedding day. At that point, they might as well have stood at the altar and yelled, “I want a divorce,” in each others faces because that’s how this story is going to end. It’s like inviting that woman who drowned her kids in the tub to your baby shower, yet somehow worse.

Adding… Ever wonder if Coco was birthed by a giant-breasted cyborg warrior from the future? She was.

Photo: Splash News, WENN

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  1. Buttercup

    Looks like she needs to wax her chest. More power to them.

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    dontlooknow
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    That is some scary shit!

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    Akiyama
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    She’s…staring into my soul.

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    reformed_druid
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    Did they catch her before she got dressed, she seems to be wearing a robe.

  5. Esol Esek

    Ice-T is a legend in rap music. His first wife was unbelievably hot, as shown on his album covers. Ice-T was not just a good rapper, he has 2 or 3 of the classic pioneering records in the genre. He did the title song for Colors. Then he became an actor on a major network TV series.

    THEN HE CHOSE THIS FOR A GF. I gotta say that the real Ice-T was stolen by aliens and replaced by an alien that likes having sex with russian male weightlifters with plastic implants. Sorry, this does not compute.

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    frierster
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    she’s an all-american doll for the ols perv.. looks like she’s made of wax.

  7. Sure this is not a DRAG QUEEN???

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    D-chi
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    Somehow I just love them so much. She makes him sandwiches. It’s true love.

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    STEFANIAHNNDJKS
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    looks like the dress is to big for her.

  10. DoorLocks

    She has a stronger jawline than Pat Tillman.

  11. Kisha(n yes I'm a white girl)

    Hey I’ve always wanted to start a bathing suit line,the way it sits in your hips,should always make you shimmy-shake your hips!!!
    No joke mother of a 16 yr.old wants to make a dream a reality…wanna do it together?

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    pat
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    coco is very pretty but would be much prettier if she would stop with the breast being exposed. this makes her look like a tramp. sorry coco. wise up an start looking your age an stop showing off your knockers. thats for privacy

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