Coco & Ice-T Renewed Their Vows

Do you, T of Ice, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, through sickness and in health, through tearing that ass up and her being all tired and shit but she still let you look at a titty while you rub one out, for as long as you both shall live? (Beautiful vows, sir, very well written.)”

The following photos that your mind’s still attempting to process, are Ice-T and Coco celebrating their tenth wedding anniversary by renewing their vows at The W Hotel in Hollywood over the weekend. Except for some reason they invited Tila Tequila because that’s always the kind of omen you want want hanging around on your wedding day. At that point, they might as well have stood at the altar and yelled, “I want a divorce,” in each others faces because that’s how this story is going to end. It’s like inviting that woman who drowned her kids in the tub to your baby shower, yet somehow worse.

Adding… Ever wonder if Coco was birthed by a giant-breasted cyborg warrior from the future? She was.

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