“Do you, T of Ice, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, through sickness and in health, through tearing that ass up and her being all tired and shit but she still let you look at a titty while you rub one out, for as long as you both shall live? (Beautiful vows, sir, very well written.)”
The following photos that your mind’s still attempting to process, are Ice-T and Coco celebrating their tenth wedding anniversary by renewing their vows at The W Hotel in Hollywood over the weekend. Except for some reason they invited Tila Tequila because that’s always the kind of omen you want want hanging around on your wedding day. At that point, they might as well have stood at the altar and yelled, “I want a divorce,” in each others faces because that’s how this story is going to end. It’s like inviting that woman who drowned her kids in the tub to your baby shower, yet somehow worse.
Adding… Ever wonder if Coco was birthed by a giant-breasted cyborg warrior from the future? She was.
Photo: Splash News, WENN
Well I’m convinced.
It’s twoo luv.
It has nothing to do with money, fame or enormous implants.
Sarah Connor just shit her pants.
A blow up doll would have been cheaper and made of less plastic.
Yes, but after Ice-T went through the first dozen he had the genius idea to build his own customized humpgal.
Note the tough leathery outer shell, which means he can take the Coco out in all weather conditions, and it has proved far more enduring than anything else currently on the market.
I don’t get it. Is Sinbad their usher or something?
no ass = not coco
Beth Bounty Hunter looks awful.
Beth’s tits back in the day were 3 times the size of Coco’s…and they were all real!! Too bad she got them reduced.
If anyone wanted to (they wouldn’t) I’m SURE they could play “Chopsticks” on those teeth.
coco and tila were carved from the same block of high density polyethylene and not inviting family to your special day always causes drama.
always the picture of understated elegance that coco. what is up with the ginormous titties? that isn’t necessary. i would still pay some dollars to motorboat them though.
Tila Tequila’s presence makes sense – she was there to hold the train in the ceremony, and be the train in the after-party.
anyone ever notice they are like one of the few couples with no drama or breaking up issues? =/
Is this next year’s sexiest chest bump
or maybe best kriss kross revival
definitely hottest onscreen couple…wait, who are we talking about again? Stupid ads.
Where exactly does a person order a wedding dress for a Volkswagon?
Remember the movie “Best In Show”? (Absolutely freakin’ hilarious movie, for those of you who haven’t seen it.) For some reason, every time I see Coco, that move just pops into my mind. Hmm…weird.
You’re thinking of Stifler’s mom.
YES! I am, but she’s in “Best In Show” too. :)
“We can talk…or, not talk for hours”
I’ve never seen someone’s head in the shape of a hexagon before.
Not my cup of Tea, but I have never been cold as Ice
I think Coco and Tila Tequila are remaking the 1988 movie “Twins.”
Coco is making it alone.
Everything about her screams out CHEAP!!
LOL, thats a good one!
Vow renewal is the marital kiss of death in reality shows.
NOW I see where Coco got her naturally large, round ass from.
NOW I see where Coco got her naturally large, round ass from.
I’m sorry, the only way I would hit that, if I was a guy would be from the back with the lights off and a blindfold on. This chick is super gross.
Way gross … I think she did the same thing as Anne Nicole Smith, which is … she had two implants stuffed into each, er, tit. It’s vile, and so are her ass implants, and her legs … gah.
UGLIEST FUCKING THING EVER…GROSS FAKE LEATHER BOOBS…PUKE!
I know I should make fun of these two, but they just might be the most compatible couple on the face of the planet. It’s like Ice-T is Garfield and her ass is made of lasagna.
bhahaha
This is probably a good idea. Coco is at least 40% new parts since they got married. One more good surgery and they could slip below the 50% threshold. I think in California they are divorced once that happens.
After the ceremony, Coco got their vows tattooed on her ass. And the best man’s speech, a transcript of the ceremony, the entire holy bible, War and Peace and the Oxford English Dictionary. Luckily, she still has another cheek for their next vow renewal.
LMAO !!! Good one.
And yes, I absolutely still would :)
does anybody else find the mismatch in this picture utterly terrifying?
Time for him to trade her in for a new model.
This one is busted.
her mother’s rack looks better than hers — how did THAT happen?
And anyone else transfixed by the capsular contracture at the top of her right breast? Ice-T doesn’t so much love this woman as have an out-of-control breast fetish.
Imagine her breath.
Soo….no one’s said it….and I can’t stand it not being said even though it can’t be more unorignal and cliche:
I’m Coo Coo for CoCo’s puffs.
Wow, those wax figurines look really lifelike!
What a friggin joke……blech!!!
Ice-T is legally blind right?
No, he’s just a heterosexual like most normal people.
“It can’t form complex machines. Guns and explosives have chemicals, moving parts, it doesn’t work that way, but it can form solid metal shapes.”
Renewed means re-inflated.
i feel like i’m watching that show ‘my big fat gypsy wedding.’
She’s married again, looks like I won’t be fapping to her anymore.
so…the only two people who showed up to this thing were Tila Tequila and CoCo’s mom?? interesting…
well… there’s our answer! Coco’s boobs ARE REAL!! She must take after her mother’s side of the family…
i wish there was some way we could tell fake boobs from real boobs… ugh! i can never tell!
Kate Middleton, eat your heart out. This is how royalty wears a wedding dress.
AHHHH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Did her jawline cut the wedding cake?
And we’re sure she’s a woman? That jaw looks like it can do some serious damage.
be honest: WHY, the hell, NOT?
They look superb! They are the epitome of class and elegance. Forget the royal couple Will and Kate these two are just as good. Why wasn’t this televised?
Wow, does that guy with Ice-T ever have big tits!
their tanning bed baked turkey butt tits look gross
Didn’t anyone ever tell her that only the bride can wear whore, I mean white, to a wedding.
Oh stop it. A hollywood couple still going strong after 10 yrs is amazing. I wish them all the best. They still seem very happy together.