And Now Coco’s Soaking Wet Breasts Trying To Describe A Hurricane While Standing In A Hurricane

Here’s Coco standing on the balcony of her New Jersey apartment trying to show just how strong Hurricane Sandy’s winds are because at heart, she’s always been a meteorologist. Granted, 90% of the video is Coco’s giant, sopping wet breasts flopping out of her top while she keeps saying, “The wind… and the wind…” I honestly don’t know what else anyone would even want or expect here. In an ideal world, she’d be out there using those things as life preservers, but Ice T’s probably just sitting on them wondering when the power’s going to come back on. “Damn, woman, when these things get so lumpy? And quit lookin’ out the window. People gonna think I’m givin’ out free hams.”

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