Here’s Coco standing on the balcony of her New Jersey apartment trying to show just how strong Hurricane Sandy’s winds are because at heart, she’s always been a meteorologist. Granted, 90% of the video is Coco’s giant, sopping wet breasts flopping out of her top while she keeps saying, “The wind… and the wind…” I honestly don’t know what else anyone would even want or expect here. In an ideal world, she’d be out there using those things as life preservers, but Ice T‘s probably just sitting on them wondering when the power’s going to come back on. “Damn, woman, when these things get so lumpy? And quit lookin’ out the window. People gonna think I’m givin’ out free hams.”
And Now Coco’s Soaking Wet Breasts Trying To Describe A Hurricane While Standing In A Hurricane
October 30th, 2012 // 32 Comments
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Awesome. Just, awesome.
Pathetic attention whore SERIOUSLY people have lost everything who gives a crap about your fake chest? GROW UP COCO
gross whore. For real, Watch it with the sound off, looks like she’s describing a gangbang!
Not long until this is Fox’s new weather format.
What a fucking idiot.
How the hell did the wind not lift those two ballons away with it?
Cuz they filled them with sand, in preparation for the storm.
I came.
or
“My pants are soaked too”
Mamma’s don’t let your babies grow up to be famewhores,
They’ll get big ole titties and pursed lips like ducks,
Make ‘em be doctors and lawyers and such.
Famewhores aren’t easy to love,
but they’re simple to bone.
They’d rather give the you tugjob,
if you’re a producer with blow.
Great fake tits on a very nice woman. Gotta love her good-natured spirit and self-parody…
For whatever reason, this reminds me of Ollie Williams’ BlaccuWeather forecast.
“It’s gon’ rain!”
Thanks, Ollie.
Dude, that is one of my favorite moments. If you get a chance, youtube a video of “black news guy eats bug.” This guy reminds me of the blaccuweather forecast, but it is even funnier.
Fact. It’s an amazing video.
Will do, when I get home. Stupid firewall at work.
LOL. “I’m dyin’ in this country-ass fucked up town!”
I love how his voice changes immediately.
Just when I thought I couldn’t love Coco anymore.
This was hilarity. If anyone didn’t hear my rant before, I really do love this woman. She knows what she is good for, and that is this kind of entertainment. She isn’t out there trying to be a “fashion icon” like a certain other cow. She is tits and ass, and she knows it. God love her.
You mean “any more” ? Or you couldn’t love her “anymore.”
Obama you got my vote if you drone strike this vapid whore.
Gross. Lindsay Lohan has more shame than this bleached, idiotic, cheap fucking lard-ass.
Well, tell you one thing, life is full of surprises. If someone had told me yesterday that today I’d say ‘I wish that hurricane was more powerful’ I wouldn’t have believed you.
Wait, she was talking about a hurricane? I just saw wet tits.
Sweet Jesus,Coco is the dumbest bimbo on this planet. If you are going to show how strong the Sandy is got to jiggle,
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/katy-perry-13.gif?w=440&h=440
“show how strong Hurricane is, you gotta giggle,”
There’s never an airborne deckchair careening haphazardly past a 20-storey window when you need one.
I like CoCo, I don’t really have a problem with her.
The more I watch this, the more it becomes the greatest piece of performance art.
very fucking articulate.
Sandy ain’t got shit on Coco.
I think nobody likes looking at her tits more than SHE does.
And that’s… OK.
Out of all the terrible women who disgust or annoy me like Lindsay Lohan or Courtney Stodden… I surprisingly have nothing against this woman.