And Now Coco’s Soaking Wet Breasts Trying To Describe A Hurricane While Standing In A Hurricane

October 30th, 2012 // 32 Comments
Coco Cleavage Hurricane Sandy
WATCH: Coco Vs. Hurricane Sandy

Here’s Coco standing on the balcony of her New Jersey apartment trying to show just how strong Hurricane Sandy’s winds are because at heart, she’s always been a meteorologist. Granted, 90% of the video is Coco’s giant, sopping wet breasts flopping out of her top while she keeps saying, “The wind… and the wind…” I honestly don’t know what else anyone would even want or expect here. In an ideal world, she’d be out there using those things as life preservers, but Ice T‘s probably just sitting on them wondering when the power’s going to come back on. “Damn, woman, when these things get so lumpy? And quit lookin’ out the window. People gonna think I’m givin’ out free hams.”

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  1. Livinus Nwambe

    Awesome. Just, awesome.

    • Frank

      Pathetic attention whore SERIOUSLY people have lost everything who gives a crap about your fake chest? GROW UP COCO

  2. saskatchatoon

    gross whore. For real, Watch it with the sound off, looks like she’s describing a gangbang!

  3. Not long until this is Fox’s new weather format.

  4. Elle Diabla

    What a fucking idiot.

  5. The Royal Penis

    How the hell did the wind not lift those two ballons away with it?

  6. it had to be said

    I came.

  7. Mamma’s don’t let your babies grow up to be famewhores,
    They’ll get big ole titties and pursed lips like ducks,
    Make ‘em be doctors and lawyers and such.

    Famewhores aren’t easy to love,
    but they’re simple to bone.
    They’d rather give the you tugjob,
    if you’re a producer with blow.

  8. Jimbob

    Great fake tits on a very nice woman. Gotta love her good-natured spirit and self-parody…

  9. For whatever reason, this reminds me of Ollie Williams’ BlaccuWeather forecast.

    “It’s gon’ rain!”

    Thanks, Ollie.

  10. Just when I thought I couldn’t love Coco anymore.

    This was hilarity. If anyone didn’t hear my rant before, I really do love this woman. She knows what she is good for, and that is this kind of entertainment. She isn’t out there trying to be a “fashion icon” like a certain other cow. She is tits and ass, and she knows it. God love her.

  11. Dude of Dudes

    Obama you got my vote if you drone strike this vapid whore.

  12. Jack Ketch

    Gross. Lindsay Lohan has more shame than this bleached, idiotic, cheap fucking lard-ass.

  13. cc

    Well, tell you one thing, life is full of surprises. If someone had told me yesterday that today I’d say ‘I wish that hurricane was more powerful’ I wouldn’t have believed you.

  14. j-sin

    Wait, she was talking about a hurricane? I just saw wet tits.

  15. Sweet Jesus,Coco is the dumbest bimbo on this planet. If you are going to show how strong the Sandy is got to jiggle,

    http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/katy-perry-13.gif?w=440&h=440

  16. “show how strong Hurricane is, you gotta giggle,”

  17. There’s never an airborne deckchair careening haphazardly past a 20-storey window when you need one.

  18. El Jefe

    I like CoCo, I don’t really have a problem with her.

  19. Oz Matters

    The more I watch this, the more it becomes the greatest piece of performance art.

  20. anonym

    very fucking articulate.

  21. Sandy ain’t got shit on Coco.

  22. welldoneson

    I think nobody likes looking at her tits more than SHE does.

    And that’s… OK.

  23. Out of all the terrible women who disgust or annoy me like Lindsay Lohan or Courtney Stodden… I surprisingly have nothing against this woman.

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