Here’s Coco’s Giant Anus Because F*ck It

August 29th, 2014 // 117 Comments

So it took me at least two hours to get Rihanna up, and I practically forced these Coco bikini pics into the site using a crowbar because apparently our database has “corrupt tables,” and I can’t even tell you who the hell’s bribing them. Couple that with a distinct lack of Photo Boy, and I’m taking a mental health day before I’m outside Hilary Duff‘s house again disguised as a trash can. If she’d just wear this dress I made with my pub- Anyway, a special thanks to the criminally understaffed product team who’s been putting out no less than eight million fires across the company this week. You guys (and gal) somehow keep our sites running and could use some more co-workers instead of Directors of Sticky Widgets or whatever bullshit positions somebody came up with for cachet. Fingers crossed we’ll start heading in that direction. In the meantime, enjoy Coco whose epic struggle to stay on an inflatable raft is the perfect metaphor for me trying to publishing anything today.

See you after the holiday, and follow us on Facebook or Twitter (below) where I’m sure I’ll be bitching about something all weekend. I have no life.

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  1. cc

    For those shimmering hippo-ass fetishists out there.

  2. Coco Butt Bikini
    cc
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    Clearly they are on a beach near the Fukushima reactor…he keeps getting whiter, and her ass/tumor keeps growing and growing.

  3. Coco Butt Bikini
    jc
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    LOL

  4. Coco Butt Bikini
    Johnnyb
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    I am scared to click “Full size”…

    • As you should be.

    • mark

      AhAHAHAAAAA!!! once you actually do, “full-size” this one, you’ll suddenly be overcome by the horrid stench of hot, poop!! good lord! the bigger the corn wagon, the more repugnant the aroma it erupts! imagine the clouds of fecal stink that follow kim kardashian,, nicki minaj and this hog around daily? photogs must have quite a time editing out the squiggly stink lines that follow their massive corn cutters wherever they go!

  5. Coco Butt Bikini
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    I didn’t know the T stood for tits.

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    Chaz
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    A more appropriate caption might read…
    Barbados in Coco

  7. Coco Butt Bikini
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    She looks like the anorexic Kardashian.

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    Chaz
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    Truth.

  9. Coco Butt Bikini
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    Those dents will buff right out.

  10. Keith

    $5 says even Ice-T is bored with it.

  11. Cock Dr

    Aw, poor woman, she really needs her Photoshop.

  12. Coco Butt Bikini
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    Dammit, Fish. I always KNEW Zaloog was your favorite!
    (…pouts in corner like a middle child…)

  13. Is it just me, or is everyone getting this annoying bottom banner that won’t stop, and won’t go away.

  14. Greg

    Ice better hit the gym, his Tits are getting as big as her Ass.

  15. Coco Butt Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Yesssssss!

    • Cock Dr

      Rent a moon bounce & set it up someplace private with a bottle of vegetable oil; you could probably get the Coco experience you’ve been craving. Plus it would minimize the chances of Ice-T getting up off the beach towel to kick your ass.

  16. I just wanted to say something THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES ;) :P

  17. Coco Butt Bikini
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, you’re just gonna go and leave that at the top of the site for a long weekend?

    And you wonder why they behead people…

  18. Look, if I wanted to read about websites crashing and corrupt databases, I’d read my damn work email…and that’s not gonna happen.

  19. Coco Butt Bikini
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    Perhaps the server keeps shitting the bed because of the auto-play pop up ads and attempts to resuscitate MySpace in the lower right hand corner…

    • Dox

      Or it could be the shit ton of videos trying to pop up, while the bar at the bottom tries to play music, while the embedded videos try to play…. I swear this site has become like skynet, except its run by some AI that got programmed by a retarded marketing monkey that just wants to see how much shit he can cram into a single fucking page.
      Bunch of assclowns, I swear.

    • Even I know to use ad-block and I still use a flip phone in my daily life. Get with the times fellas.

  20. SamSpayed

    Fish, you jackass, the anus is the butt hole, not the whole butt.

  21. Coco Butt Bikini
    Bruce
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    wow nice boobs!

  22. Coco Butt Bikini
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    An appropriate name for her ass would be thong eater.

  23. Coco Butt Bikini
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    That’s just f#ckin gross.

  24. Coco Butt Bikini
    JohnDoe
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    This can’t be healthy…

  25. PassingTrue

    I believe Obi-wan said: “That’s no moon…”

  26. Coco Butt Bikini
    Dox
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    Apparently thug life now means… an extra whopper on your whopper.

  27. Coco Butt Bikini
    Dox
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    Seriously… this is how the Loch Ness Myth got started.

  28. Coco Butt Bikini
    Dox
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    Those strings are just hanging on for dear life…..

  29. Coco Butt Bikini
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    This. This is what I see.

    http://oi60.tinypic.com/eajiw6.jpg

  30. Coco Butt Bikini
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    The beast with two backs

  31. Coco Butt Bikini
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    I’m going to go out on a limb and agree w/ what’s already been stated here and say that the auto play videos and pop-up ad bar may have something to do with this site crashing constantly.

    Someone needs to tell whomever is responsible for trying to up your site’s ad revenue via 2007 tactics that if people can’t scroll through/look at a web site, they eventually just stop going. And when they stop going, ad revenue = zero.

    But, what the hell do I know? You should ask someone who’s a god on the Internets. What’s that Perez Hilton guy up to? If I remember correctly his site was the hottest thing 2008 had ever seen! Let’s see how his numbers are doing and… Oh, sweet baby Jesus…!!

  32. Thank you for the Facebook link Fish. After reading some of those comments under the Sarkeesian article, I am reminded why I don’t have Facebook anymore. And that people are horrible.

  33. Coco Butt Bikini
    buzz
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    Looks like the pig that we put in the ground for a few hours for my uncle’s luau themed b-day party.

  34. Coco Butt Bikini
    celchu478
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it two sizes too small? – Coco
    Ugh, yeah, the bikini is hanging on for dear life. – Sales Clerk
    I’ll take it – Coco

  35. Coco Butt Bikini
    celchu478
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    The woman in the back is wondering what the hell is happening right now.

  36. Oh BABY

    If this isn’t proof that Fish hates our eyes, I don’t know what is. Just throw acid, Fish; this kind of cruelty doesn’t look good on a touchy-feely libtard bastard like you.

    • NO MERCY, NO SURRENDER

      • Dox

        If that were true, we’d be looking at pictures of Joan Rivers in a thong, while the pop video played Kanye West’s Kardashian song, and “The Crap We Missed” would be nothing but gallery after gallery of Kim Kardashian in a three way with Shia Lebouf and Jonah Hill.

        Just sayin….
        At least Coco still looks marginally human… albeit a bit lumpy and soulless, but still marginally human.

  37. This should be a turn on to any bulls and other cow-fuckers like Fish. If you find this attractive, improve the human race by killing yourself.

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    renotastic
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    Missing from pic: crumpled singles.

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    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    Ice-Tits

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    Icehawg
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    Dem tits. Is elephantiasis of the sexay-bits contagious? It is isn’t it?

  41. Coco Butt Bikini
    Icehawg
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    Aw damnit. This picture is all sticky. I must have gotten here after Don.

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    momo
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    oh god

  43. Coco Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Losing your epi-pen is no joke.

  44. Coco Butt Bikini
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    Her ass looks great. I’d use it as a pillow after I get in there.

  45. Coco Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I am blown away by the beauty of it. They should’ve sent a poet.

  46. More Sales

    Thanks for the new video pop-up.
    Now, when I open Superficial in IExplorer 11 (64bit)
    it only takes 35 seconds to CRASH the page, instead
    of the 2 minutes I had before, with just scripts loading.
    When your browser uses more resources than Outlook
    it’s time to rethink the page your loading, and the source.

  47. Coco Butt Bikini
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    Damn, T. How you gon let yourself get out of shape like that when you have a perfect woman like Coco at your side? You owe it to her to be in the best physical condition possible so you can give her all the lovin she needs.

    You need to be in shape to handle dat ass.

  48. Coco Butt Bikini
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    Hell yeah.

  49. Coco Butt Bikini
    Spleen
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    Cannot. Be. Unseen.

    I knew Ice T’s methods had become unsound.

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