While the rest of sat around honoring those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by drunkenly stuffing our America-holes full of beef wrapped in various animal casings, Coco hosted a pool party in Vegas over the weekend and reminded everyone what this great nation stands for: Huge fake tits on a woman whose body surprisingly exists outside of a cartoon. No, really, if this was WWII, fighter pilots would painting Coco on the side of their planes which would’ve really distracted the Nazis because they could’ve sworn they were the ones fighting for the blonde-haired, blue-eyed master race. Which is why I propose we tell all the troops in Afghanistan that Al Qaeda wants to blow up Coco and they’ll convert everyone to Christianity/harvest all the oil/drop enough bombs to make weapons manufacturers stupid rich/whatever the fuck the mission is over there anymore wrapped up by Wednesday. And to everyone thinking, “Wait, you want us to lie to them?” oh, now you’re concerned?
On that note, a sincere thanks to those who laid down their lives in service, and whether you fought and died only to see America casually toss young men and women into a meat grinder for bullshit purposes without once looking back at your sacrifice and thinking, “My god, is it worth it?” or ended up in said meat grinder, you deserve better than what our swinging dick country with its blind jingoistic patriotism has become. Really sorry about that.
Photos: INFdaily
my lord that looks pungent! not quite the “room-clearing” stench that is kim kardashian’s manure sandwich, but nonetheless…
If you can’t tell the difference between an ass like that and a fat one, you’re just a retard. But more likely you’re interested in something more similar to a 10 year old. Either way you’re a worthless idiot.
I love Coco. She is the best.
Anyone know how to get poop off a carpet?
This is not even off topic if you look at Coco for a few moments.
What happend? Did your boyfriend push in too hard again?
You don’t exist, Tony. I realise that’s your problem and that’s why you desperately need to talk to everyone, but seriously, no one cares.
Who wants to bet that “Tony” is Ice T?
That’s a lot of scarring for one body.
Now THAT is what a REAL woman looks like~!!!
Why hasnt this cellulite queen been arrested for making everyone’s eyes bleed?
I would REALLY like to know how it feels to slide my hands down that back and feel that AYASS!
she is divine.. that ass is divine
never seen anything so damn perfect in my whole life
“My wife…she the biggest slut yo!”
Another photo of Coco where you can clearly see most of her asshole.
Love it.
God she’s hot.
I agree with the other Mark up above – I’d gladly give up 5 years to play with her. Lord.
Gorgeous!