Coco In A Bikini Loves America The Most

May 28th, 2012 // 165 Comments
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While the rest of sat around honoring those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by drunkenly stuffing our America-holes full of beef wrapped in various animal casings, Coco hosted a pool party in Vegas over the weekend and reminded everyone what this great nation stands for: Huge fake tits on a woman whose body surprisingly exists outside of a cartoon. No, really, if this was WWII, fighter pilots would painting Coco on the side of their planes which would’ve really distracted the Nazis because they could’ve sworn they were the ones fighting for the blonde-haired, blue-eyed master race. Which is why I propose we tell all the troops in Afghanistan that Al Qaeda wants to blow up Coco and they’ll convert everyone to Christianity/harvest all the oil/drop enough bombs to make weapons manufacturers stupid rich/whatever the fuck the mission is over there anymore wrapped up by Wednesday. And to everyone thinking, “Wait, you want us to lie to them?” oh, now you’re concerned?

On that note, a sincere thanks to those who laid down their lives in service, and whether you fought and died only to see America casually toss young men and women into a meat grinder for bullshit purposes without once looking back at your sacrifice and thinking, “My god, is it worth it?” or ended up in said meat grinder, you deserve better than what our swinging dick country with its blind jingoistic patriotism has become. Really sorry about that.

Photos: INFdaily


  1. Coco Bikini
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    my lord that looks pungent! not quite the “room-clearing” stench that is kim kardashian’s manure sandwich, but nonetheless…

    • If you can’t tell the difference between an ass like that and a fat one, you’re just a retard. But more likely you’re interested in something more similar to a 10 year old. Either way you’re a worthless idiot.

  2. Coco Bikini
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    I love Coco. She is the best.

  3. CranAppleSnapple

    Anyone know how to get poop off a carpet?
    This is not even off topic if you look at Coco for a few moments.

  4. The Royal Penis

    Who wants to bet that “Tony” is Ice T?

  5. Coco Bikini
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    That’s a lot of scarring for one body.

  6. Coco Bikini
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    Now THAT is what a REAL woman looks like~!!!

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    Sue Rosenorn
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    Why hasnt this cellulite queen been arrested for making everyone’s eyes bleed?

  8. Coco Bikini
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    I would REALLY like to know how it feels to slide my hands down that back and feel that AYASS!

  9. Coco Bikini
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    she is divine.. that ass is divine

  10. Coco Bikini
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    never seen anything so damn perfect in my whole life

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    Deacon Jones
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    “My wife…she the biggest slut yo!”

  12. Coco Bikini
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    Another photo of Coco where you can clearly see most of her asshole.

  13. Coco Bikini
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    Love it.

  14. Coco Bikini
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    God she’s hot.

  15. Coco Bikini
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    I agree with the other Mark up above – I’d gladly give up 5 years to play with her. Lord.

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