Coco In A Bikini Loves America The Most

May 28th, 2012 // 165 Comments
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While the rest of sat around honoring those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by drunkenly stuffing our America-holes full of beef wrapped in various animal casings, Coco hosted a pool party in Vegas over the weekend and reminded everyone what this great nation stands for: Huge fake tits on a woman whose body surprisingly exists outside of a cartoon. No, really, if this was WWII, fighter pilots would painting Coco on the side of their planes which would’ve really distracted the Nazis because they could’ve sworn they were the ones fighting for the blonde-haired, blue-eyed master race. Which is why I propose we tell all the troops in Afghanistan that Al Qaeda wants to blow up Coco and they’ll convert everyone to Christianity/harvest all the oil/drop enough bombs to make weapons manufacturers stupid rich/whatever the fuck the mission is over there anymore wrapped up by Wednesday. And to everyone thinking, “Wait, you want us to lie to them?” oh, now you’re concerned?

On that note, a sincere thanks to those who laid down their lives in service, and whether you fought and died only to see America casually toss young men and women into a meat grinder for bullshit purposes without once looking back at your sacrifice and thinking, “My god, is it worth it?” or ended up in said meat grinder, you deserve better than what our swinging dick country with its blind jingoistic patriotism has become. Really sorry about that.

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  1. Coco Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck yeah!! I’ll bang that ass 25/8. Now watch for the same old pedos to line up and beg for pics of 6-year-old boys:)

  2. Coco Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Vaginabellybutton.

  3. Coco Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    If you’re a dude and you don’t like this ass, you’re a fucking idiot. Or gay. But really both.

    • WhiteChick

      Or White.

    • Ollie

      Or maybe you’re not a fan of morbid lower body obesity that seems to have spread throughout America

      • Maybe all those hours of watching kiddy porn has fucked your vision, but this chick has more muscle in her legs and ass than a pedo like you does in his whole body. Then again, as long as they don’t look like little boys you couldn’t care less if it’s fat or muscle.

      • Ollie

        What so the two choices are either that you like fat fake ugly chicks, or you’re a pedo?
        Fail, buddy.

      • You’re a pedo when you jerk off to malnourished girls that look like children while you call any girl over 100 lbs “fat”. That’s pretty much the standard cover for the closet kid-touchers around these sites.

        If you can’t tell the difference between curves and fat you’re retarded, and if you’re turned off by curves you prefer men or little boys. End of story.

      • Frank McCoy

        Why little boys? Little girls don’t have curves either.

      • You do realize you gave yourself away here, right?

      • Coco

        Hi Tony! I remember you. You’re the fan who emailed me a picture of your penis under a microscope. Seriously, I showed it to a mosquito and he hasn’t stopped laughing. Thanks for sticking up for me though (albeit not very far).

    • Dramatic Puddle

      You’re one of those pencil-necked dudes who disguises his inability to get a woman with a loud mouth. You figure if you call others gay because you’re attracted to unnaturally huge asses on women who have had too much plastic surgery that we’ll all figure that you’re da man. Guess what? You’re da fool, and that’s the best you’ll ever do. We all know that even a gross pig like Coco wouldn’t let a loser like you near her no matter how much you have in the bank. Idiot.

    • lily

      ummm her ass is as fake as kims. i would hope most men prefer the real thing over this fat old lady

      • If the “real thing” is a 90-pound anorexic creep, I think I’ll settle for the “fake” one.:) Thanks though.

      • tina

        tony must have been rejected by a thin woman recently. or angry he cant get one. coco seems ‘nice’ to him although she wouldn’t touch him. tony seems like he’d kill women. one girl’s opinion.

      • dooood

        i would give anything to sex katherine mcphee, jessica biel,
        xochielt sanchez or a 19 year old JLH. but this bloated fake ass does nothing for me. sorry.

  4. Coco Bikini
    lahope
    Commented on this photo:

    Grotesque

  5. WhiteChick

    Eww.

    • Maybe all those hours of watching kiddy porn has fucked your vision, but this chick has more muscle in her legs and ass than a pedo like you does in his whole body. Then again, as long as they don’t look like little boys you couldn’t care less if it’s fat or muscle.

      • Dramatic Puddle

        Coco is a gross fat chick who’s got more fake parts in her than you have brain cells, Tony. I wouldn’t fuck her with YOUR dick, you ass clown.

      • You wouldn’t fuck any woman with anyone’s dick. Don’t kid yourself.:)

      • Mike Walker

        That’s not muscle, it’s Synthol. Or cake batter.

      • …Like that would make jackshit of a difference to the guy who gets hard for a boney boy butt.

      • This guy

        Tony, you sure do post about kiddy porn a lot. Are you trying to confess something??

      • Yes, I confess that the comment section of this site is overrun by pedos in denial.

      • dooood

        ok so lets just say hypothetically, we are all walking on the beach in rio and suddenly we see kira knightly, emma watson,
        natalie portman, coco, kim the destroyer, and the chick with the guinness world record for worlds biggest tits.

        somehow they are all DTF.

        well call me a pedo if you want but i got dibs on
        emma or natalie. the rest of you fetish freaks can
        fight over the gas giants

      • Natalie Portman is pretty good. She doesn’t look like the starved crackheads usually jerked off to here by the pedo patrol.

      • Mike Walker

        I don’t know where you get the idea that everyone here is into scrawny women. Kelly Brook is one of the most popular, if not the most popular regular featured model and she is a natural, full bodied woman. The big titted broad from Mad Men also gets a lot of appreciative comments. Girls like Nicole Richie, skinny Lindsay, Demi Moore, LeAnn Rimes, etc have all been panned for their scrawny physiques.

        Many of us care more for looks than T&A and some of the best looking women (eg. models and young starlets) are on the petite and skinny side, so it goes with the territory. Not to mention that a lot of the chunky girls featured are either trashy (Snooki/KimK/Coco) or downright mannish (Brooke Hogan).

        You need to get your gunt fix elswhere.

  6. What site takes off weekends

    Not joking, why the fuck do you take weekends and holidays off? you are an internet site you fucking idiots.

  7. Coco Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Now THAT is an ASS!

  8. Coco Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Grotesque are those starving crackheads you jerk off to.

    • Dramatic Puddle

      You are 800 pounds and trapped by your own fat in your mother’s basement. You look forward to when mommy brings your trough of food in, which you eat while surfing the interwebz for pictures of grotesque chicks. You’re pathetic.

    • lily

      calm down and realize that most people find this blonde mutant hideous and fat. not one thing on her body is real, from the chest to the ass. not impressive at all. i see girls working at target who look worlds better than this woman. no need to get your boxers in a twist over it. we are all entitled to our opinions :)

  9. loveher

    ewww swimming pools are so gross lol

  10. Coco Bikini
    Derek
    Commented on this photo:

    FYI, that’s at the Venus Pool at Caesars Palace. It’s a European (read: topless) pool.

  11. Coco Bikini
    MyCoworkerIsHot
    Commented on this photo:

    How does she not have stretch marks or cellulite? I kinda like her.

  12. Dick Hell

    With all due respect to Mr. Ice-T this woman should be married to The Incredible Hulk.

  13. mark

    She’s a brick house. God bless her!

  14. Coco Bikini
    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    I would take 5 years off my life to play with that.

  15. Coco Bikini
    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Sigh, so hot.

  16. Blech

    The guy in the pool, behind Coco, seems to think she likes America cuisine the most.

  17. Coco Bikini
    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Forget the skinny Paris, Kirsten Dunst, and others – this is a woman. Damn!

  18. Coco Bikini
    Ollie
    Commented on this photo:

    Was she going for the “I use brown boot polish all over my belly and chesticles to give me a random blotchy orange composure” look? Because if so, she really pulled it off!

  19. Coco Bikini
    Ollie
    Commented on this photo:

    Guys, guys. I think her boobs might be fake.

    • Let’s face it, champ. Tits aren’t your thing, fake or otherwise.

    • Jack Ketch

      They’re actually “double-stuffed” implants, as in one implant on top of another implant, like Anna Nicole Smith had. Nice … two fakers stuffed into one. Gross.

  20. Coco Bikini
    Ollie
    Commented on this photo:

    Classy, like a plumber’s crack is classy.

    • What do YOU care if it’s a plumber or a woman? Neither are children.

      • Ollie

        Someone needs to ban this clown

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Yeah I agree, Ollie.
        This thread was ruined by the whiney Mrs Kravitz answering every single comment others make. Accusing every single commenter of being a pedo, the moment they disagree about Coco’s looks.
        I deduce that Tony is Ann Coulter. The verbal attacks make no sense and are not borne out with any logic, and are repeated over and over in an attempt to annoy. They are both obvious assholes, and desperate for attention.

      • LooneyToon

        I bet 90% of the people here are women pretending to be man cuz NO straight guy would ever diss an ass like that!chears mate

      • A few are definitely jealous hags. The rest are closet queers and pedophiles.

      • Mike Walker

        The only “woman” pretending to be a man here is Toni. And by woman, I mean a 300lb sebaceous gland with a face like Mickey Rooney. I can smell the fold cheese through my screen.

      • You can keep talking about “toni” till you crap your pants.:) It won’t hide the fact that you jerk off to crackwhores as a legal alternative to children. And I’ll call your ass out every step of the way.

      • GetOverYourself

        It does account for all of his “queer” comments. Richard Simmons is probably standing over his bed right now, crying uncontrollably while begging Tony to let the paramedics airlift him thru his bedroom window so he can get treatment for his morbid obesity. That’s why he’s jealous of pedos–he can’t nail the kiddies because his incredible girth just crushes them. His baby rapin’ fantasies remaining unfullfilled.

      • That’s way too many words to admit you’re attracted to children.

  21. Coco Bikini
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    I like Coco – she what she is – she manages to be sweet while looking so vulgar.

    • karlito

      CoCo is a cartoon character, nothing more, nothing less. the big fake tits, the big fake ass, the big fake lips…kind of like Betty Boop on steroids. she’s a friggin joke and there is nothing attractive about her. she thinks those people behind her are admiring her but they’re all laughing instead.

    • Tron

      I agree with you! I recall watching one (rather, lame) episode of “I Love CoCo” (I think it’s called). AND…she is one down to earth chick!! I was f**king surprised…I mean all these photos make her look like a bimbo…but, her personality is totally normal. (for the most part). Unlike Courtney Stodden…she’s all kinds of whore-ish.

  22. Coco Bikini
    kat
    Commented on this photo:

    No I’m certain grotesque is a massively inflated ass. She must have butt implants.

    • Ice-T

      frequently

    • I’ll take that “massively inflated ass” over the boney butts of those anorexic crackwhores ANY day.

      • GetOverYourself

        Hey Co….er, I mean “Tony”. If you don’t want people making negative comments about your groteque physique, stop smearing it all over the cameras.

      • LMAO! Now one of the poor fucks actually thinks I’m Coco:) Are pedophilia and stupidity linked genetically?

      • StickyFingerFreddy

        So now you are admitting you’re a pedophile?

      • The ones who need to admit to pedophilia are the poor souls who cream their pants at the sight of anything that doesn’t look like an adult woman. I realize it’s a disability for most of them and it can’t be cured, but that won’t stop me from shitting on them.

      • tina

        hey dude, adult women have all shapes and sizes. chill dude. coco is def not a norm, she is an unusual case. and fake. this is not what any adult women looks like. you are clearly a demented nerd on the internet all day.

  23. Lemmiwinks

    This was the big Vegas charity event to combat global hunger, right?

    • Yeah, they were raising money to feed those bulimic meth-heads usually posted on this site.

      • Dramatic Puddle

        Better thin than a shithead lard ass loser like you, Tony. We get that you want a piece of Coco’s huge, fake ass. But would she let you touch it? Probably not … not even if her life depended on it. Your desperation for a woman is showing, dude.

      • Only a retard would think I’m actually trying to impress Coco or even think that she’s reading this:) Then again when you jerk off to crackheads some form of retardation is to be expected.

  24. Coco Bikini
    K-J
    Commented on this photo:

    5… The number of times Coco had me oil her up this morning.

  25. Coco Bikini
    Fuck The Smiths
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, is she missing a toe?

  26. The Royal Penis

    Seeing the pics almost makes me want to put my dick in her….but then the thought of sharing poon with Ice T abruptly puts an end to all such thoughts. Even I am not that desperate.

  27. YTBOY

    Everybody looking at the plastic woman!! Nothing on her is real and its all extra large!!

  28. Coco Bikini
    kshuz
    Commented on this photo:

    i think that guy on the lounge chair, back left, is rubbing one off.

  29. Coco Bikini
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    So trashy and fake

  30. Coco Bikini
    Stan the Man, no one can
    Commented on this photo:

    That looks like my grandma shoved balloons in her ass. This is repulsive.

    • Be honest. It’s not the ass that repulses you, it’s really the lack of an appendage in front. At least when they weigh 90 pound you can pretend they’re boys…Your dilemma is understandable.

      • Stan the Man, no one can

        The only lack of appendage that is disturbing is yours. Which is why you prefer large women who can dominate you and fill the void God left you hanging (or not hanging) with. I by all means like a woman with meat on her bones, this isn’t meat, this is plastic. If your back has creases in it from your obscenely large ass implants, they may be too big. But seriously Tony, I know it must suck to still live with your mother, in the same room you grew up in at 40, empty bottles of mountain dew while logging back and forth between here and World of Warcraft. Even a nasty slut like CoCo wouldn’t fuck you, so keep the fantasy alive buddy. It’s all you have….

      • Leanaan

        There’s creases bc she’s half turned. It’s impossible to do that pose and not have at least a few creases lol. I also find it funny you are referring to her as a slut. I am of course assuming that since you know this, you must be good friends with her bc the only way to know this is to be with her with her many supposed sex partners. I’m surprised she would let someone with such a low opinion of her join her during these sessions, so props to you for being allowed behind her closed bedroom door.

      • Leanaan

        Also if it’s really that repulse, why comment on it and be forced to see it over and over again when someone responds? I would’ve assumed you’d do the smart thing and just move on without a second thought. If ya don’t like it, no one’s forcing you to look but yourself.

  31. Coco Bikini
    No Standards
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s hot and would love to get behind it.

  32. Fish, seriously?
    Calling the system that our brave men and women serve a meat grinder, regardless of your political leanings, is also just a huge insult to them.
    Are some of the recent wars justified? It’s debatable. Calling our military system meat grinders is horrible and insulting.

    • Tony’s done a fine job, seeing as it’s taken 83 posts for this to come up. I was wondering how long it would take.

    • GetOverYourself

      As veteran, I agree with Fish. Lets face it, when you basically have to play russian roulette with your life to afford college, just because you weren’t born to a priviledged family, there is something fucked up going on. If these assholes that never served want to bang the drum of patriotism, they might want to stop obstructing government and pass a law that brings back the draft, that way everyone can enjoy the “fun”, regardless of their social status.

      • Yes because there aren’t things like student loans and the military is full of people just needing to afford college. Come on…
        Do I think the system is perfect? Fuck no. We need to help our veterans get back on their feet.
        But to call the entire system a meat grinder?

      • GetOverYourself

        Tony, I realize that you are just an argumentative person in general, but please think things thru before you post. Do you realize that there is a real dilemma in this country concerning the high cost of post secondarly education and its affordability? If you would have investigated you would realize that yes, not all, but a great deal of our youth join the military in order to afford a college education without racking up loan and interest debt. That is why I joined, and a lot of people I worked with joined. Another reason a lot of kids joined was employment. Many of these guys were from the Detroit and New Orleans areas. Therefore, I geuss I would have to ammend my original comment to include America’s poor youth as also getiing ground up in the meat grinder. The meat grinder being turned by our “patriotic” members of congress, senate, and presidential administration that would rather see young kids come home in body bags than turn down the tainted money of soulless lobbyist who don’t fucking care about how many die, as long as their clients save a few bucks in taxes. Is that better?

      • GetOverYourself

        By the way, how many vets have you “personally” helped get back on their fee?. I think I know the answer to that question.

      • OK seriously, who is Tony? :) You are right on a few points.
        Do a lot young men and women serve to be able to afford college or just get a job? yes
        Should we treat veterans better? Hell yes.
        Is congress filled with lobbyist that control their actions? yes
        Would those same congressmen send their kids to war? Mostly no.
        Have I helped veterans? Yes
        Do I still find the term meat grinder distasteful characterization of a system that has defended our freedom? Yes

      • Blech

        Explain to me and all the people– graduates, students, former students, parents who co-sign on loans– currently drowning in hundreds of thousands of dollars in student loan debt HOW getting loans is better?

        I had that option and took it up for one year, then I dropped out of school and kept my full-time job (which I had throughout my time in school).

        I have repaid close to ten thousand dollars and consider myself lucky as all fuck I dropped out when I did. Imagine being $40,000+ in debt, this after receiving financial aid.

        I started school again when I could afford it and don’t have much to go to achieve my degree. Dropping out and giving up on taking out loan after loan was the best decision I ever made.

        And don’t get started on scholarships because there’s a lot of competition for those. I was fortunate enough to land one.

    • Kate

      Are we supposed to care that you were insulted by Fish’s opinion. If you want to be naive and hide behind the brain washed version of patriotism that’s fine with me. You are FREE to do that. Just like we are FREE to disagree with you even if you find it insulting.

      I find it insulting that there are a bunch flag wavers walking around being insulted that country isn’t full of blind pride like they think it should be. Meanwhile there are a whole new crop of injured and unemployed mentally damaged vets walking around homeless and nobody gives a sh*t about them.

    • El Jefe

      Brave men and women? STFU, it is a job. They are not serving the country, they are working in a job, voluntarily, for pay and benefits etc etc.

      Yep, you are totally a hero when you go into a country that did not threaten you or attack you and kill thousands of innocent men, women and children all in the name of defense contractors and oil companies so they can make billions if not trillions of dollars.

      • dooood

        that’s why i will never say support the troops. regardless of
        how much i respect and admire them and appreciate their service and sacrifices.

        “war, no matter how justified, is a crime against all of humanity.”

      • Blech

        Thank you. Let’s never forget all the fallen civilians who never asked to be a part of the neverending bullshit greedy war for resources.

  33. Coco Bikini
    BARB
    Commented on this photo:

    Sit on my face

  34. pretty in plastic

    so where is used car salesman ice t to tell her to turn around and show her roomy trunk for the camera?
    maybe coco has that part down all by herself now.

  35. Kate

    Her butt is the size of Detroit! She’s cartoonish.

  36. Coco Bikini
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    No wonder Ice loves her. Two vaginas for the price of one.

  37. El Jefe

    Fish you are the shit. Right on man, right on.

    You have to love the Republican War Machine candidate Mitt Romney, he will happily send your kids off to die, but he nor his 5 sons spent one goddamn day in the military. Not one. You would think after diverting hundreds of millions of dollars for them in offshore accounts to avoid paying taxes making them super rich from birth, the least they could do was join the military for a few years at least.

    • dooood

      mittens might be a hypocrite but he is also a chameleon.
      he might just be further left leaning than obama for all we know.

  38. Coco Bikini
    juck
    Commented on this photo:

    Id fuck her hard.

  39. Coco Bikini
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    This is so embarrassing? Posing like this in front of everyone… I don’t get it

  40. Coco Bikini
    hollyhood
    Commented on this photo:

    look at the lifeguard using the zoom – totally depressed about his life. also, there’s a pretty good looking ginger chick with black bikini/sunglasses in the far back right, halfway in the water.

  41. Coco Bikini
    Splat
    Commented on this photo:

    Disgusting. No thanks.

  42. kimmykimkim

    Someone please kill Tony. Thanks.

  43. Sorry, I like big butts and I cannot lie. Just not a fan of Coco.

  44. I want to fuck this woman HARD! I love everything about her.

  45. Coco Bikini
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    In just 5 major surgeries, you can look this good too!

  46. Coco Bikini
    805fatty
    Commented on this photo:

    so that’s where you insert the coins…

  47. Anonymous

    Tony is queer, Coco is one ugly arse fatty.

  48. Anonymous

    Coco and Jessica Simpson look like ugly trannies.

  49. Coco Bikini
    barkerman
    Commented on this photo:

    Ick.

    Seriously. Fucken repugnant.

  50. Coco Bikini
    barkerman
    Commented on this photo:

    Tony’s just pissed ‘cuz his wife is a fat cunt, so he’s looking for a little online validation that he isn’t a hog fucker.

    Fail.

    • I’d make a joke about your wife, but then I realized the poor woman has it bad enough living with a closet pedophile. At least give her some hints so she doesn’t faint when she finds the kiddy porn on your laptop.

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