Crouching Coco, Hidden Cameltoe And Other News

August 20th, 2012 // 113 Comments

- Johnny Depp used to bang Kate Moss and Vanessa Paradis, so I’m sure those two were real happy to find out they picked the same vacation spot. [Lainey Gossip]

- Have you seen this hot girl? I like to believe she’s reading The Superficial right now like all sexy women. (See? Those guys won’t get you like I do.) [theCHIVE]

- George Costanza is in Nickleback videos now. [Dlisted]

- Lauren Conrad is a vapid shell of a human being? Get out. [BuzzFeed]

- Candice Swanepeol works out. [Popoholic]

- Lindsay Lohan‘s lawyers seem really smart. [Celebslam]

- JWoww still has large, fake breasts in case you were wondering. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Arnold Schwarzenegger is a gristled old sheriff with an Austrian accent and a face full of plastic patrolling the Mexican border. Happens all the time. [TooFab]

- McKayla Maroney‘s nipple just made a bunch of my 13-year-old doodles anatomically correct. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Who wants to see Thor as a sexy race car driver? [Just Jared]

- Kate Beckinsale is not only hot, but an awesome mom. Who’s hot. (Does she want more kids? I know a guy.) [Starpulse]

- Quentin Tarantino‘s Coke Wizard was arrested for DUI. We officially live in a police state. [FilmDrunk]

- Hank Williams Jr. said more stupid shit. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
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    UTI anyone?

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    Cock Dr
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    She must have broken out a big pair of pliers after the photo session.
    That is one scraped, stressed and straining hot pocket…and it has to go home to Mr Ice T, who’ll just knock it around even more.

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    Salad Face
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    “Hey, you got any toilet paper over there?”

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    Ollie
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    Side lip

  5. fuck that headline made me laugh

    • Thank you! I was wondering if I was going to get to the end of the comments without seeing it and have to say it myself. Hell, I’ll say it again anyway: “Fuck, that headline made me laugh.”

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    Michelle
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    WIthout a doubt the closest I have come to never opening this site again. BLECK!

  7. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    anonym
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    now THAT is how girls should wear their panties; between the labias.

    Looks hot. but coco’s not.

  8. On a side note, I find Kate Beckinsale even hotter now, if that’s even possible.

  9. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Next.....
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    That suit is hungry!!

  10. Ding Dongs & Ho Ho's

    She is just so gross, and she doesn’t even know it.

  11. WHHHHHYYYYYY???

    People love to watch a train wreck.

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    DanS
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    That’s not a cameltoe, that’s a ClitBuster 9000™.

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    Dinosaurland
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    Not pictured: the baggie waiting to collect her droppings.

  14. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Dinosaurland
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    This is why I could never live in New York. When I come to this site, I expect to see stuff like this. i’m braced for it, I know what I’m getting into. I couldn’t imagine just walking back from my lunch break and stumbling upon this in the street, wholly unprepared.

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    Truk
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    Ice T must know by now that that’s Mickey Rourke in a wig and is just to deep in the lie to come clean.

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    TXZen
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    Confidence is sexy, the huge rack doesn’t hurt.

  17. Terry

    Back in the days the only way white girls got ass was to have down syndrome.
    The miracles of modern technology!

  18. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    TXZen
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    It’s an event horizon first the left side of the outfit then the right then my cock.

    As long as it is ok with Mr Ice T.

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    Dick Righteous
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    Her huge buttocks and thighs make her chooch look tiny !

  20. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    DrRic
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    From beneath you, it devours

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    Not a Black Guy
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    I don’t what it is but this woman just holds no appeal for me.

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    shekinah
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    congrats u finally had a baby I hate you justin im your girlfriend

  23. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s Tony?

  24. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Mooseknuckle
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    love it!

  25. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    King Diamond
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    Poor diet ass

  26. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Freebie48
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    This woman looks like a cartoon superhero character. Slap a cape on her and watch her squeeze the bad guys between her massive thighs.

  27. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
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    Didn’t they pass a law against shitting on the street in NYC?

  28. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    DKK
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    Very nice.

  29. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    DKK
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    Very nice.

  30. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    DKK
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    She is gorgeous. I love her!

  31. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    DKK
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    Very sexy!

  32. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    A.m
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    she, is a very confident woman.

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    Sangriatic
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    Just because you can physically contort yourself into an outfit, doesn’t mean you should wear it in public….

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    Melvin
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    I bet she has to burn that outfit when she takes it off.

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    Dick Swells
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    That cooter muffin must be starved the way its trying to eat that bikini!

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    Sammy
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    I wish she were naked and positioning herself in a very similar manner directly on my face.

  37. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Melvin
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    It’d be a tough call whether to motorboat her tits or ass first.

  38. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Sammy
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    I’d watch.

  39. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    sissy
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    Damn Coco trying to bring yeast infections in style!

  40. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Sissy
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    “Whoa, totally almost popped an ass implant”

  41. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Nanya
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    She over there still stuck in that sucker right now

  42. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    lilgrandma
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    You go girl!!!!!!show them what a REAL woman looks like!!!!this skinny stars make me sick anymore.they look SICK !and they want to look younger but instead makes them look OLDER!!!alot of men love meat on their lady:))LOVE YOU COCO!!!!!

  43. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    the crazy betty
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    so mysterious….

  44. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    the crazy betty
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    so mysterious…

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    Soulja Boy
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    She lost too much weight now she dont look right. Even her cameltoe got smaller. Back in the day if she did these poses her puss lips would be bulging out. Now her cooch lookin a bit flat and her body is too cut up. Chill out with the hydroxycut Coco.

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    Soulja Boy
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    I love Coco. Shes like the only celebrity who doesnt hide her cameltoe. She actually makes sure us fans get great views of everything. How come the guy with her does NOT have the illest boner right now? No homo. I probly woulda squirted on her leg just staring at those lips.

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    Soulja Boy
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    What a nice meaty pu$$y! Look at the confident smile. God I love her! Ice T should never ever ever need viagra

  48. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Soulja Boy
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    Sorry Coco. I take back everything I said. I took the time to look at the rest of your pics, and im blown away. OMG your body is nice. The cameltoe is legendary. Please keep doing what your doing.

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    jane
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    i love coco.. and this as good as an ass can get.. simply the best… mouthwatering, mind-blowing, divine.. can’t find the words..

  50. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    jane
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    the most divine ass in the universe

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