Here’s Coco, the majestic battle beast Ice-T built and forged with his own bare hands from a slab of sex and granite with a whole lot of “Damn, woman” thrown in for good measure, learning how to ride and repair a bike for the first time and she couldn’t do everything more right: Using lots of spit on the chain, showing it’s her breasts to line up the gears, giving it a handjob and then wildly redistributing her weight while holding leashes in both hands and letting dogs walk in front of the wheels. It’s like watching Lance Armstrong if Lance Armstrong was a porno version of the Hulk.
Photos: Jeff Rayner/Coleman-Rayner
This cries out for HD video.
NO, no it does not.
Oh, dear God, NO! No HD. Please blur.
Which part? the vagina? You can always wash your eyes out with some of that kiddy porn on your laptop. You’ll be ok bro.
It needs Dolby 7.1 as well.
Stills just can’t convey the extreme jiggle action that’s going on here.
And the HD video shall be christened “Inner Space 2″.
The bikini top must have anti-gravity properties.
Also- we need some PhotoShoppin’ ASAP.
Haters… As a woman I admire Coco. She seems sweet and real, like someone who would tell you what’s up straight to your face and look hot doing it. So what if she isn’t perfect. Who is? I say hell yes to Coco, she’s comfortable in her body and she should be and I say she’s an inspiration to girls and women every where. You don’t have to look like a prepubescent boy with no curves to be hot. I wish I had a butt like that!
Hmmm since the seat on the other side couldn’t support my fat ass I wonder which side could….
Her ass would swallow that seat.
“Oh ok, I see the problem now; it’s upside down.
I wish my face was that seat!
Hooker heels and massive amounts of cellulite make for a nice bike ride by the beach.
Certainly better than any bike ride I’ve ever seen.
It’s cute how pedophiles have all learned to use “cellulite” as code for anything that doesn’t resemble a 9-year-old’s butt:) It’s like they give them all the same manual at NAMBLA:)
Coco & The Zen of Swallowing a Bike Seat with Your Ass
1 bike, 3 tires
I see she’s been taking lessons from the Courtney Stodden School of Acting.
Too contrived to be real, too vile to be masturbatory. These are the most confusing pictures ever.
Sorry Coco, that chain requires a different lube than the one to which you are accustomed. No, DON’T put it on the seat! Whoops, there it goes…
No helmet? I bet when she falls it sounds like a basketball being dribbled.
kudos to NASA
it’s just great to see a woman posing in such inspired photoshoot.
without any photoshop.
wasn’t really a big fan of her, till now…
Just who is this woman? Is it Courtney Stodden’s Mother? Same MO … how sad.
That’s how I do all my bike maintenance.
It ain’t pretty.
Did anyone make the bike seat joke yet?
Oh wait, there it is!
Never mind.
Suddenly I have a desire to see some Tinto Brass films
I think she’s expecting the kickstand to slowly grow erect.
AH-MAY-ZING
WORD!
you can see her boobs from the back…
You can see her boobs while orbiting Earth in the space station.
And thus “rearboob” joined “sideboob” and “underboob” in the boob ogler’s lexicon.
very nice how much?
Sweet rat tail brah
I don’t know how we reached a point in our culture where that is worthy of being photographed and/or published, but that is just a fat person on a bike.
Tony, you have a call…
Don’t worry fellas, you can always jack it to that 10 year old “model” wearing the swedish soccer shirt. Those 6-year-old boy legs of hers will make you forget women even exist. Just thank me later.:)
“showing it’s her breasts” = more lazy gibberish
Well, breasts would tend to have that effect. Probably meant “showing it [the bike] her breasts.”
that’s one big-ass bike!
“That’s one big ass!” – Bike
Fixed.
hahaha good one
That was awesome
That’s one big ass-bike.
Uh, Coco…when Ice-T told you to “peddle your ass all over town,” this isn’t what he meant.
Coco cracks me up – I think she is awesome
“hmmm….is it an oven?”
“So I just squat here and wait for the wind to move the wheels?? I don’t see how my very real vagina could sit on that pedal? Though it is smaller than Ice T….How do I put condoms in the basket if it’s upside down?? Bare back. Yay!”
Who the fuck rides a bike in stripper heels ?? How many brain cells do you think Coco, Courtney Stodden and Shauna Sand have, combined ?? lol
She has a vagina behind her knee.
so much better than the staged bicycling shots of leo and his new GF. These are awesome
She’s gorgeous!
Always keep your eyes on the road, Coco.
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Being from Jersey I instantly recognized our beach. Where the hell is everybody? The beach is only this deserted in the winter.
Saying’ no’ to crack. Thanks.
she may just be a fat chick on a bike but even her fat is sexy. i love coco.
She’s only “fat” compared to the crackheads and little boys usually posted on this site. She’s dumb as fuck but sexy as hell.
Fat? Compared to the ribby little she-boys Hollywood throws at us, perhaps. But fat in any sense of the word? Hardly.
Lame!
Imagine the hurricane of stink that would fly out of that king sized ass if she farted! We could have used her in Iraq as a chemical weapon.
Do they call you the funny one at NAMBLA?
Not shown: The guy on the boat yelling “Thar she blows!”.
Coco is confused… usually she’s the one on her back
f’ing hell her globular body is disgusting
It’s not the body you poor fuck. It’s the vagina that’s making you throw up on your childporn wallpaper. Just be honest with yourself.
I’m straight edge but I can’t say no to this crack.
I hear they painted a picture of her on the side of a bomber and it crashed.
“Fat bottomed girls, they’ll be riding today, so lookout for those beauties, oh yeah!”
Seriously who’s leading who in this pictured? I have a guess?
It doesn’t really look like anything is wrong with the bike at all.
Delightful. Coco, mount it!
Cute photos, don’t like the Coco haters. She keeps “up” male morale and is a saint. :)
The coco haters are basically just woman haters. They hate any girl over 90 pounds because curves make it impossible to imagine she’s their fantasy boy.