Coco & The Zen Of Bikini Bike Riding

By: The Superficial / June 15, 2012

Here’s Coco, the majestic battle beast Ice-T built and forged with his own bare hands from a slab of sex and granite with a whole lot of “Damn, woman” thrown in for good measure, learning how to ride and repair a bike for the first time and she couldn’t do everything more right: Using lots of spit on the chain, showing it’s her breasts to line up the gears, giving it a handjob and then wildly redistributing her weight while holding leashes in both hands and letting dogs walk in front of the wheels. It’s like watching Lance Armstrong if Lance Armstrong was a porno version of the Hulk.

Photos: Jeff Rayner/Coleman-Rayner