Coco & The Zen Of Bikini Bike Riding

June 15th, 2012 // 88 Comments

Here’s Coco, the majestic battle beast Ice-T built and forged with his own bare hands from a slab of sex and granite with a whole lot of “Damn, woman” thrown in for good measure, learning how to ride and repair a bike for the first time and she couldn’t do everything more right: Using lots of spit on the chain, showing it’s her breasts to line up the gears, giving it a handjob and then wildly redistributing her weight while holding leashes in both hands and letting dogs walk in front of the wheels. It’s like watching Lance Armstrong if Lance Armstrong was a porno version of the Hulk.

Photos: Jeff Rayner/Coleman-Rayner


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    Cock Dr
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    This cries out for HD video.

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    Cock Dr
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    The bikini top must have anti-gravity properties.
    Also- we need some PhotoShoppin’ ASAP.

    • HN

      Haters… As a woman I admire Coco. She seems sweet and real, like someone who would tell you what’s up straight to your face and look hot doing it. So what if she isn’t perfect. Who is? I say hell yes to Coco, she’s comfortable in her body and she should be and I say she’s an inspiration to girls and women every where. You don’t have to look like a prepubescent boy with no curves to be hot. I wish I had a butt like that!

  3. Coco Bikini Bike
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    Hmmm since the seat on the other side couldn’t support my fat ass I wonder which side could….

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    Her ass would swallow that seat.

  5. Coco Bikini Bike
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    “Oh ok, I see the problem now; it’s upside down.

  6. Rico Jones

    I wish my face was that seat!

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    Hooker heels and massive amounts of cellulite make for a nice bike ride by the beach.

    • Rico Jones

      Certainly better than any bike ride I’ve ever seen.

    • It’s cute how pedophiles have all learned to use “cellulite” as code for anything that doesn’t resemble a 9-year-old’s butt:) It’s like they give them all the same manual at NAMBLA:)

  8. it had to be said

    Coco & The Zen of Swallowing a Bike Seat with Your Ass

  9. AAPL made me rich!

    1 bike, 3 tires

  10. Coco Bikini Bike
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    I see she’s been taking lessons from the Courtney Stodden School of Acting.

  11. Too contrived to be real, too vile to be masturbatory. These are the most confusing pictures ever.

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    Dick Hell
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    Sorry Coco, that chain requires a different lube than the one to which you are accustomed. No, DON’T put it on the seat! Whoops, there it goes…

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    No helmet? I bet when she falls it sounds like a basketball being dribbled.

  14. Coco Bikini Bike
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    kudos to NASA

  15. Archie

    it’s just great to see a woman posing in such inspired photoshoot.
    without any photoshop.
    wasn’t really a big fan of her, till now…

  16. Palladian

    Just who is this woman? Is it Courtney Stodden’s Mother? Same MO … how sad.

  17. Sheppy

    That’s how I do all my bike maintenance.

    It ain’t pretty.

  18. Dr Nic

    Did anyone make the bike seat joke yet?
    Oh wait, there it is!
    Never mind.

  19. Coco Bikini Bike
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    Suddenly I have a desire to see some Tinto Brass films

  20. I think she’s expecting the kickstand to slowly grow erect.

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    you can see her boobs from the back…

  23. Coco Bikini Bike
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    very nice how much?

  24. Coco Bikini Bike
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    Sweet rat tail brah

  25. Coco Bikini Bike
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    I don’t know how we reached a point in our culture where that is worthy of being photographed and/or published, but that is just a fat person on a bike.

  26. catapostrophe

    “showing it’s her breasts” = more lazy gibberish

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    that’s one big-ass bike!

  28. Coco Bikini Bike
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    Uh, Coco…when Ice-T told you to “peddle your ass all over town,” this isn’t what he meant.

  29. Mama Pinkus

    Coco cracks me up – I think she is awesome

  30. Coco Bikini Bike
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    “hmmm….is it an oven?”

  31. Coco Bikini Bike
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    “So I just squat here and wait for the wind to move the wheels?? I don’t see how my very real vagina could sit on that pedal? Though it is smaller than Ice T….How do I put condoms in the basket if it’s upside down?? Bare back. Yay!”

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    Jack Ketch
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    Who the fuck rides a bike in stripper heels ?? How many brain cells do you think Coco, Courtney Stodden and Shauna Sand have, combined ?? lol

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    She has a vagina behind her knee.

  34. McMuffin

    so much better than the staged bicycling shots of leo and his new GF. These are awesome

  35. tara

    She’s gorgeous!

  36. Coco Bikini Bike
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    Always keep your eyes on the road, Coco.


  37. Coco Bikini Bike
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    Being from Jersey I instantly recognized our beach. Where the hell is everybody? The beach is only this deserted in the winter.

  38. Coco Bikini Bike
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    Saying’ no’ to crack. Thanks.

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    she may just be a fat chick on a bike but even her fat is sexy. i love coco.

    • She’s only “fat” compared to the crackheads and little boys usually posted on this site. She’s dumb as fuck but sexy as hell.

    • mark

      Fat? Compared to the ribby little she-boys Hollywood throws at us, perhaps. But fat in any sense of the word? Hardly.


  40. Weirdo

    Imagine the hurricane of stink that would fly out of that king sized ass if she farted! We could have used her in Iraq as a chemical weapon.

  41. tlmck

    Not shown: The guy on the boat yelling “Thar she blows!”.

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    Don'tAskDon't Tell
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    Coco is confused… usually she’s the one on her back

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    f’ing hell her globular body is disgusting

    • It’s not the body you poor fuck. It’s the vagina that’s making you throw up on your childporn wallpaper. Just be honest with yourself.

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    I’m straight edge but I can’t say no to this crack.

  45. cc

    I hear they painted a picture of her on the side of a bomber and it crashed.

  46. Coco Bikini Bike
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    “Fat bottomed girls, they’ll be riding today, so lookout for those beauties, oh yeah!”

  47. Coco Bikini Bike
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    Seriously who’s leading who in this pictured? I have a guess?

  48. Coco Bikini Bike
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    It doesn’t really look like anything is wrong with the bike at all.

  49. Coco Bikini Bike
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    Delightful. Coco, mount it!

  50. Coco Bikini Bike
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    Cute photos, don’t like the Coco haters. She keeps “up” male morale and is a saint. :)

    • The coco haters are basically just woman haters. They hate any girl over 90 pounds because curves make it impossible to imagine she’s their fantasy boy.

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