Coco’s In A Bikini

November 7th, 2011 // 94 Comments

Here’s Coco posing for a photo shoot in Miami over the weekend, except I’m not sure “posing” is the right word here. More like here’s Coco crushing the entire goddamn sea into submission then sexing all over its carcass. Let’s go with that.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Coco Bikini
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    I’m pretty sure on a normal sized person that swimsuit bottom would actually fit correctly. Clearly not designed to be a thong.

  2. rican


  3. Coco Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    There it is….like two enormous Xmas hams accessorized with a leopard print handkerchief.

  4. Has a new species of whale been discovered? A leopard whale?

  5. It’s the only way she can wash out her butt crack.

  6. Coco Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    At least she properly waxed this time.

  7. Coco Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    OMG – Butt implants?

  8. Coco Bikini
    God is Black
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    Whales usually beach themselves because their SONARASS goes whacky! I see the WHITE Whale! Arghhhhhhh

  9. Coco Bikini
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    Yeah, I do that too. I walk around the beach holding up my ass.

  10. Frank Burns

    And now you know why the Leopard King didn’t get his own Disney movie.

  11. Hugh Gentry

    I’d like to anal the ocean out of her.

  12. Coco Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
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    that’s a lot of woman in a tiny package.

  13. TomFrank

    Did you know that “manatee” comes from the Taíno word for “breast”? That is all.

  14. Coco Bikini
    Satan's bitch
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    Saw this thumbnail and all I could think of was “HULK SMASH!” (along with the prerequisite thundering foot stomp noises to go with it…)

  15. Coco Bikini
    Be very afraid
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    Perhaps she needs more fiber in her diet. Imminent assplosion.

  16. Coco Bikini
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    Why is she always pulling her bottoms up her giant crack? Swimsuit bottoms are supposed to sit on your hips, not get swallowed up by your vag.

  17. Richard McBeef

    The Coast Guard had to issue a small craft advisory as soon as she sat down.

  18. Banana Man

    I think she looks decent here. This pose works for her because you can’t see that god awful ass.

  19. Dani

    She’s a squirter!

  20. Snack pack

    I dig this chick. Sure, she is extreme and may be pumped full of plastic. But at least she appears to understand who she is, and revels in it.

  21. Tiny Vomit

    She’s nasty. I bet the only things that were stiff on the beach that day were the drinks and the breezes, which probably smelled like cocoa butter and ass. It’s Miami, so even more so than usual.

  22. Coco Bikini
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    Oh that wasn’t a earthquake? Just Coco thundering up the beach? Carry on.

  23. Jack Ketch

    No matter how much plastic and silicone she has in ridiculous amounts, that jawline of her is STILL SCARY !! Gross. Fucking gross.

  24. …like an old man trying to. return soup at a deli!

  25. Rico Jones

    Coco is smoking hot.

  26. Don’t know why this picture made me think of this.

  27. Coco Bikini
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    Kraken released.

  28. Cock Dr

    Pic #19 again raises the butt implant question. Did she have crap surgically crammed into her asscheeks? I think the answer might be “yes”.

    • Tinklepants Astronaut

      That you managed to get up to picture #19 raises some interesting questions about you as well.

  29. kimmykimkim

    For someone who seems to have all female parts, fuck!, this bitch is manly!

  30. atheistgirl

    It’s like road-kill.
    She’s awful and yet I can’t stop looking.

    And being mildly aroused.

  31. This picture is the answer to the lifelong question, “what would Jabba the Hut look like in Princess Leia’s slave outfit?”

  32. Coco Bikini
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    Wow. What a Goddess! Ice-T is a very lucky man.

  33. Coco Bikini
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  34. Coco Bikini
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    She is a Goddess. Perfect!

  35. cc

    Cryptozoology is certainly a fascinating subject. I particularly enjoyed this post about the kraken.

  36. Coco Bikini
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    I see the Army Corp of Engineers have finished the new levees testing in Miami before they move on to New Orleans.

  37. tom

    This is nasty.

  38. Coco Bikini
    F-ing Yes.
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  39. Freebie

    Do people hire photographers to take their pictures while froclicking at the beach in barely anything or are there paps who just follow these people around all day and take 40+ shots? Just wondering.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Yep, you hire ‘em. Unless you’re Phoebe Price, then your 90 year old momma does it for free.

  40. Coco Bikini
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    …and a bag to match! Coco’s COOOORdinating! heehee

  41. Mama Pinkus

    This gal is a mystery to me……’s obvious she’s a self-promoting gal who whores herself for any bit of attention and money she can get, yet from all accounts I have read and seen, she is a genuinely sweet person. Strange.

  42. diddleysquat

    Phat azz…Coco is hot

  43. Coco Bikini
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    The mouth opening is just about right for my dick.

  44. Coco Bikini
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    Her mouth got locked in that position after 4 hours of head.

  45. Coco Bikini
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    Marry me. Please.

  46. Coco Bikini
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    I’d tap that to no end

  47. Coco Bikini
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    i love coco, at least she doesn’t take herself too seriously

  48. Coco Bikini
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  49. cc

    I am going to suck the fat out of her ass and make 100,000 bars of soap.

  50. Coco Bikini
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    Just one word: Beautiful!

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