Here’s Coco posing for a photo shoot in Miami over the weekend, except I’m not sure “posing” is the right word here. More like here’s Coco crushing the entire goddamn sea into submission then sexing all over its carcass. Let’s go with that.
Photos: Splash News
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I’m pretty sure on a normal sized person that swimsuit bottom would actually fit correctly. Clearly not designed to be a thong.
Beautiful….skank.
There it is….like two enormous Xmas hams accessorized with a leopard print handkerchief.
Has a new species of whale been discovered? A leopard whale?
It’s the only way she can wash out her butt crack.
At least she properly waxed this time.
OMG – Butt implants?
Whales usually beach themselves because their SONARASS goes whacky! I see the WHITE Whale! Arghhhhhhh
Yeah, I do that too. I walk around the beach holding up my ass.
Do you look as awesome as she does in a thong bikini? Somehow I doubt it!
Damn dude. She’s a fat bitch you need to lighten the fuck up.
My reply is to DKK
Where’s a hungry great white when you need one?
And now you know why the Leopard King didn’t get his own Disney movie.
I’d like to anal the ocean out of her.
that’s a lot of woman in a tiny package.
Did you know that “manatee” comes from the Taíno word for “breast”? That is all.
That would explain why people kept saying “Oh, the huge manatee” at the beach that day.
Saw this thumbnail and all I could think of was “HULK SMASH!” (along with the prerequisite thundering foot stomp noises to go with it…)
Perhaps she needs more fiber in her diet. Imminent assplosion.
Why is she always pulling her bottoms up her giant crack? Swimsuit bottoms are supposed to sit on your hips, not get swallowed up by your vag.
The Coast Guard had to issue a small craft advisory as soon as she sat down.
I think she looks decent here. This pose works for her because you can’t see that god awful ass.
She’s a squirter!
I dig this chick. Sure, she is extreme and may be pumped full of plastic. But at least she appears to understand who she is, and revels in it.
She’s nasty. I bet the only things that were stiff on the beach that day were the drinks and the breezes, which probably smelled like cocoa butter and ass. It’s Miami, so even more so than usual.
Oh that wasn’t a earthquake? Just Coco thundering up the beach? Carry on.
No matter how much plastic and silicone she has in ridiculous amounts, that jawline of her is STILL SCARY !! Gross. Fucking gross.
…like an old man trying to. return soup at a deli!
“…I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, ‘Easy big fella!’…”
HAHAHAHA
Coco is smoking hot.
YEAH I AGREE WITH YOU SHES HOT AND I LOVE HER
Don’t know why this picture made me think of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM4pgnkGUgE
Kraken released.
Pic #19 again raises the butt implant question. Did she have crap surgically crammed into her asscheeks? I think the answer might be “yes”.
That you managed to get up to picture #19 raises some interesting questions about you as well.
For someone who seems to have all female parts, fuck!, this bitch is manly!
It’s like road-kill.
She’s awful and yet I can’t stop looking.
And being mildly aroused.
This picture is the answer to the lifelong question, “what would Jabba the Hut look like in Princess Leia’s slave outfit?”
After I read your comment, I had to go rub one out.
A true geek wouldn’t be able to get past the misspelling of “Hutt.”
Wow. What a Goddess! Ice-T is a very lucky man.
yah shes lovely
Beautiful!
She is a Goddess. Perfect!
Cryptozoology is certainly a fascinating subject. I particularly enjoyed this post about the kraken.
I see the Army Corp of Engineers have finished the new levees testing in Miami before they move on to New Orleans.
This is nasty.
I WOULD HIT THAT HARD.
Do people hire photographers to take their pictures while froclicking at the beach in barely anything or are there paps who just follow these people around all day and take 40+ shots? Just wondering.
Yep, you hire ‘em. Unless you’re Phoebe Price, then your 90 year old momma does it for free.
…and a bag to match! Coco’s COOOORdinating! heehee
This gal is a mystery to me……..it’s obvious she’s a self-promoting gal who whores herself for any bit of attention and money she can get, yet from all accounts I have read and seen, she is a genuinely sweet person. Strange.
Phat azz…Coco is hot
The mouth opening is just about right for my dick.
Her mouth got locked in that position after 4 hours of head.
Marry me. Please.
I’d tap that to no end
i love coco, at least she doesn’t take herself too seriously
Areola.
I am going to suck the fat out of her ass and make 100,000 bars of soap.
Just one word: Beautiful!