Britain’s News of the World revealed today that Kate Moss, who just broke up with junkie “husband” Pete Doherty, has had a number of cocaine-fueled orgies, lesbian affairs, and – wait for it, wait for it – lesbian orgies. While high as a kite, she’s been known to bed Sadie Frost, British television star Davinia Taylor, Sadie Frost and Davinia Taylor, and finally, Sadie Frost and former husband Jude Law.
Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Are you telling me that if I have an Alaskan winter’s worth of white powder up my nose, supermodels and trampy actresses will have orgies with me? Because that’s not what the former drug dealer that came to speak to our high school health class said. And… he wouldn’t lie to us, would he? Would he? Oh man, no way. What about that reformed prostitute? Or that spunky quadriplegic? Or… Mr. Goldenberg? Not Mr. Goldenberg! He taught us to believe in ourselves!
Um. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go do some blow, have sex with some Johns, and recklessly dive into a pool of shallow water. Apparently high school was full of lies, and when I’m high, I actually am invincible.
Tommy Cruise | September 19, 2005 at 4:24 pm
If I was a lesbian, I’d do her. During an orgy. For sure.
WTFweretheythinking? | September 19, 2005 at 4:28 pm
Anyone know where I can buy some cocaine?
vercat | September 19, 2005 at 4:32 pm
i have got to start doing cocaine :)
Penis McVagina | September 19, 2005 at 4:42 pm
I do cocaine and I’ve never had sex with Kate Moss. What gives?
jon | September 19, 2005 at 5:10 pm
Once, she had sex with a female tramp right infront of me just because i told her i had some blow. I can prove it’s true, it’s just my brothers friend Dave has the tape.
carriebradshaw | September 19, 2005 at 5:19 pm
Ditto WFTweretheythinking, seriously, how can someone score some, say, if they were interested? I’ve got a friend who asked me to ask, yeah, a friend.
robinz | September 19, 2005 at 5:36 pm
Pics? :D
seminole | September 19, 2005 at 5:57 pm
for some reason, Kate Moss never interested me much.
but now I’m intrigued.
sparkydingle | September 19, 2005 at 7:24 pm
Kate moss is funny looking, I think she’d have to give me a mountain of blow to rub my face in before I’d go down on her.
mac2048 | September 19, 2005 at 7:28 pm
I feel that I would break her during our lesbian orgy… but I’d still be willing to give it a go.
celeb_hater | September 19, 2005 at 8:21 pm
too bad she hasn’t od’d yet. I was really interested in knowing who’d play her in the made for tv movie. We know it can’t Be Angelina Jolie, she already played the junkie model in Gia.
HillaryYoung | September 19, 2005 at 10:39 pm
Blowcaine makes you a lesbian whore… Good to know.
smurf | September 19, 2005 at 11:08 pm
Hahaha, you think she got that skinny by doing Pilates? Cracker please.
sweet as sugar | September 19, 2005 at 11:42 pm
So can Sadie really be that haughty about the whole nanny thing? Yes, Jude may have been banging the nanny while her children were around, but she was having lesbian orgies with coked up supermodels while they were asleep . . .nice parents. No therapy will be needed for those kids–nah.
Kangascoop | September 20, 2005 at 12:36 am
See are you guys all British? Because I think that only works with Brit-Coke. I have tried every substance known to man on my lady friends (usually slipped into their Denny’s Grandslam while they are in the ladies rooms), and too date I have not had one sex filled lesbian orgy. I suppose my being a girl would help…and a lesbian…
Damn my manhood.
AmberDextrose | September 20, 2005 at 6:19 am
It’s totally true: Mr Charlie = lesbian orgies! I only tried it once and ended up in bed with this mental Italian girl. Then I shagged her boyfy whilst she had his mate! Nothing going up my snout now, no sirree!
A mate of mine in London hangs out on the fringes of that Mossy/Frost set and she says that Mossy’s daughter is actually Jude Law’s and not her ex-fiance’s. I didn’t believe it at first because of the Moss/Frost best mates thing, but now it makes sense!
CapnAwesome | September 20, 2005 at 7:59 am
Cocaine is all fun and games until you’re Gary Busey.
-not Gary Busey
Ms. Dilligaff | September 20, 2005 at 9:55 am
*Gasp* A model doing coke?
borictor | September 20, 2005 at 4:34 pm
it’s a hell of a drug!
CastIronBitch | September 22, 2005 at 12:36 am
Man, I barely knew who this chick was until she started doing drugs.
I’m a straighter woman than the day is long, but somehow…I’m intrigued…
The idea of that many beautiful people in one bed…hot damn.
bryansbaby | September 25, 2005 at 3:22 pm
And tell me, who exactly was surprised by the “news” that Kate Moss snorts cocaine?
Queen LaQueefah | September 26, 2005 at 4:11 pm
I just want to commend Kate Moss on such skillful blow-snorting skills. It’s hard to see the lines when your eyes are placed on either side of your head like a fish, so she’s obviously a pro
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memory card reader | June 3, 2010 at 5:58 am
Jude Law and his ex-boyfriend does not. I do not believe it at first because of the foam / gel best friends, but now it makes sense!