Coachella: Where Rich People Pretend They’re Hippies

April 18th, 2011 // 465 Comments

And apparently McLovin gets laid. So basically Narnia.

Here’s a massive gallery of rich, privileged celebrities pretending they’re dirty, filthy hippies at Coachella over the weekend. Think Woodstock if Woodstock was only attended by yuppies wearing Urban Outfitters and Leonardo DiCaprio with a glow necklace. Although, Robert Downey, Jr. showed up which means there was actually one person who told people he was going to Coachella and wasn’t greeted with a fist to the mouth for being an ironic dickhole. That said, I hope he didn’t run into Vanessa Hudgens or the new Wonder Woman show’s about to be short a few costumes.

Photos: Fame, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. mbcl
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    “a dab of beer behind each ear ….”

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    This guy will forever be cursed by beautiful young ladies running up to him screaming and fawning to get their pictures taken with “McLovin”. Not one of them will ever put his cock in their mouth. Fame, you are a cruel fucking bitch.

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    “Ohmygodyouguys, I LOVE Stevie Nicks!” slurred Ke$ha.

    No one had the heart to tell her it was Radiohead playing.

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    Needs an iron, man.

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    Which one of these people tasted more like stale vomit? There is no award for the correct answer. There are no winners here.

  6. box
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    isn’t she pregnant?

  7. Fribble
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    Why would a woman wear a Tribble on her head?

  8. STEVE BLAKE
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    Where’s Ryan Du….ohhh that’s right….

  9. STEVE BLAKE
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    John Cena & Ryan Reynolds had a baby?

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    He’s probably holding out for one of the Willis girls. A sure sign of the apocalypse, btw.

  11. Commented on this photo:

    I guess she lost them in the divorce.

  12. Commented on this photo:

    Looks like the chicken legs got more barbecue sauce.

  13. Commented on this photo:

    And just think… she gave up all this for … Michael Polish?

  14. Commented on this photo:

    Nobody does tranny like Shaun!

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