And apparently McLovin gets laid. So basically Narnia.
Here’s a massive gallery of rich, privileged celebrities pretending they’re dirty, filthy hippies at Coachella over the weekend. Think Woodstock if Woodstock was only attended by yuppies wearing Urban Outfitters and Leonardo DiCaprio with a glow necklace. Although, Robert Downey, Jr. showed up which means there was actually one person who told people he was going to Coachella and wasn’t greeted with a fist to the mouth for being an ironic dickhole. That said, I hope he didn’t run into Vanessa Hudgens or the new Wonder Woman show’s about to be short a few costumes.
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Only ugly rock stars can fuck a hot chick and have a hot daughter.
Ugly actors can’t do the same. Bruce Willis and Demi Moore are living proof!
bruce willis ain’t no kind of ugly, my friend. i think they call this sexually antagonistic selection. or their mother had her chin filed off at 18. i think it’s the latter.
She looks like Stevie Nicks 30 years ago ate a Stevie Nicks from today.
well played.
God she makes Predator look like it has a normal alignment.
Funny how they got the exact moment when the bear on his right was attempting the hole-in-pocket grab.
Every time he’s photographed, he’s wearing a hat. If this guy doesn’t start balding within the next five years, he’s lucky.
RU saying hats cause baldness (false) or that he is hiding baldness?
Hats cause baldness. I’m not saying he is bald.
A lot of athletes have that problem in sports that require a helmet (hockey/football etc)
Himbo with a bimbo.
it took me a minute to figure out it’s not tilda swinton
Wow! She finally closes her legs. In all the other pics of her at Coachella, you can see a nice upskirt.
Why is she wearing two of the same necklace? In case LiLo brushes past her? Or maybe to give a “best friends” necklace to a random stranger while she’s on E?
No, that’s her attempt at real life 3D: if you put on the special glasses and stare at the dual necklace, it looks like she’s got breasts.
LOL
It’s nice that Rockey Dennis has decided to start lifting weights. He looks somewhat presentable.
Damn you you beat me to that joke.
is she seriously carrying a tambourine?
and smoking a cig makes her look even hotter – not!
THAT is how you dress for an outdoor music festival.
hahahahaha
For Chirst’s sake, wtf is Ozzy doing in a dress. Oh…wait…never mind.
Why does her navel look dirty? And what’s with the cigarette? “ooh I’m barefoot on grass in sweltering heat. Better look cool and rebelliously smoke a cigarette”
This just isn’t fair. Where’s my cyanide?
Well, it wouldn’t be a party without this one. Btw…Wtf is with those claws holding that bottle of vodka. I mean, who holds anything like that.
Well as you can see, she is also holding her lip gloss.
dear superficial,
your picture viewing layout sucks rat balls.
Agreed.
Those are the dumbest looking sunglasses I have ever seen. The strap alone looks like it weighs 100 pounds.
That’s right kids! Smell my finger.
I told you to smell my finger. Next time, listen when the Hoff talks.
Wow, gurl has big feet. And you know what that means…
Isn’t it funny how, without all the lights, hair extensions, push-up bras and photoshopping, a Supermodel just looks like a knobby-kneed giraffe in expensive rags?
More like praying mantis. Probably mates the same way – see no man by her side and she’s starring as if looking at her next victim
Very pretty and dressed ok actually. But yeah something coke-nosed about the nose
This is what kate Holmes would look like if she wasn’t a Scientology drone
*Katie
At least he’ s not dressed like he’s poor… I can’t stand that music festival automatically equals ‘dress like a hippie’… you’re not going to recreate Woodstock, get off it already.
Yeah, you gotta give him that – some black men are VERY STYLISH. And that’s very attractive.
That might be the youngest prostitute I’ve ever seen.
Mclovin you lucky ass mutha …
I hope all these tight-foreheaded ones are wearing sunscreen
Ok now I’m glad I wasn’t there
I really wanted to go this year. But looking at these picts make me ashamed to enjoy a lot of my music…except for McLuvin…he looks like Steven Colbert’s awesome brother who’s promising random girls a con call with Stephen at his home…by the fireplace…and champagne bucket.
I wore this outfit in 1992
So Michael Jackson staged his own death so he could try his hand at being hipster and getting to play a sparkly vampire/bang a bunch of dudes was just a bonus. that’s how i’m seeing this.
All I see is legs and cheekbones…and they look gooood!
OMG it just got hotter
who’s the sexy vampire next to her?
I want to know that too. Who is the beautiful brunet next to that blond mess.
Hats don’t cause baldness. That’s a total myth dumbass! Get your facts straight.
that girl in the back looks like a dumb ass. i’m so glad i didn’t go. i’d probably be distracted, rolling my eyes at all of these peoples stupid ‘sense’ of style.
yeah those pants are really something
Does he shave his legs? Hard to reconcile his lower half with the upper half
all the comments thus far have been hilarious!
Leo better stop wearing glow-in-the-dark necklaces or he’ll go bald
This person actually looks event-appropriate
how obnoxious. don’t you just want to bitch slap them off her face.
looks like somebody ate the brown acid.
Is that Michael Oher in the background?
hair plugs?
nah, she’s italian. they shave six inches above the brow ridge.
Yeah “Sigler” is as Italian as it gets.
She’s your quintessential Jewhispanic princess, and God bless her for that.
She played an Italian on TV dumbass. But nice try :|
ffffaarvva beans… *slurp*
who?
yeah I know right?!
Hey Token, have you seen Kenny?