Coachella: Where Rich People Pretend They’re Hippies

April 18th, 2011 // 465 Comments

And apparently McLovin gets laid. So basically Narnia.

Here’s a massive gallery of rich, privileged celebrities pretending they’re dirty, filthy hippies at Coachella over the weekend. Think Woodstock if Woodstock was only attended by yuppies wearing Urban Outfitters and Leonardo DiCaprio with a glow necklace. Although, Robert Downey, Jr. showed up which means there was actually one person who told people he was going to Coachella and wasn’t greeted with a fist to the mouth for being an ironic dickhole. That said, I hope he didn’t run into Vanessa Hudgens or the new Wonder Woman show’s about to be short a few costumes.

Photos: Fame, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Photoshop Police
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    Isn’t that the girl from Caprica?

  2. Commented on this photo:

    Whoa… Put the huge goggles and other winter shit back on dude… The “vampire bugs bunny Carrot Top” look is gonna give me nightmares.

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    All dressed up and no one to beat her until she feels like she has fulfilled her self hating wishes..

  4. Maeby
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    is that zooey deschenel behind her?

  5. Maeby
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    Is that the girl from Caprica?

  6. Senor Trout
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    Our generation’s Ann Wilson. She’ll bigger than Aretha Franklin by 2021.

  7. Cock Dr
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    Gingers look best in candlelight, or under 6 layers of heavy winter gear.

    • chainsawbuzzkill

      He looks like a special needs person who has just been tricked into doing something foolish, and when everyone laughs, one person comes up to say, “You’re awesome, man!” so he doesn’t feel like they’re laughing at him, and he believes them and makes the cool kid peace sign.

  8. Josephus
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    This face about to blow…

  9. Cock Dr
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    I caught a buzz just looking at this.
    So loaded.

  10. Commented on this photo:

    Well played K, trying to block the ‘-TH’ with your armpit.

  11. Senor Trout
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    The cover girl for the straight-to-DVD release of ‘When Nose Jobs Go Terribly, Terribly Wrong, Vol. III’

  12. Cock Dr
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    She scrubs up well. Too bad about the awful tattoos. Didn’t daddy try to warn her about that?

  13. chainsawbuzzkill
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    Shhh. Just keep walking. I don’t think anyone saw us. Act natural.

  14. Commented on this photo:

    She got in as Minka Kelly because ‘girl from Jurrasic Park 2′ didn’t work.

  15. DOucHe BaGELs
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    “Woke up this mornin’, got myself no job…”

  16. mupps

    HAHAHA, his face say’s
    “these 2 ladies will let me do them up the chocolate starfish on the vague promise that I’ll try and get them into Superbad 2!…..suckers…..in more ways then one”

    Rock on your crazy bastard.

  17. DOucHe BaGELs
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    When this guy and Bieber get together it reminds me of Michael and that Home Alone kid.

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    “So, when does Jimmy Buffet go on?”

  19. Buddy the Elf

    Hollywood is so pathetic in their transparent attempt to be ‘cool and hip.’
    They ruined Burning Man a decade ago and now Coachella is their new target.

    “Look at us we are down to earth and cool!”
    Even though we arrived by limo, drink Zima, and pay someone to rip our jeans for us before wearing them.

  20. mupps

    So not being American I take it if I went to this “Coachella” thing in the hope of seeing let’s say Mastodon, Megadeth, Deftones or TOOL etc I’d be shit out of luck?

    Basically it would be a shitty hippyfest?

    • rican

      You may not see Mastodon, but you will see a Ke$ha sperm whale.

    • Anon

      You have abhorrent taste in music, so yes, you would be shit out of luck. Go cut your wrists and talk about how dark your soul is now.

      • mupps

        Hahaha……….I’m too pretty to die like that.

        I also take it you have never heard Mastodon, Megadeth, deftones or TOOL, because what you are on about are goths, sworn enemies of those of us from the church of metal….now begone sir before my blinged up boot finds your anus,

      • PurrSnickety

        TOOL played in 2006. i went to coachella in 2001,2002.2004, & 2006. i refuse to go now because they went from a year of having radiohead, the pixies , & the cure playing, to jack johnson as a headliner, it’s not about the music anymore, it’s about being seen.and now with this 2pac hologram bullshit, it’s become even more of a joke for those of us who appreciate live music . but that is just my opinion as someone who has been to at least 300 concerts in life so far.

      • Fletch

        Wow, first time I’ve seen someone mistake Megadeth for an Emo or Goth band!

  21. Spocktopus
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    This looks like something Lieutenant Dangle would wear in his off time. Good job, Kate. You look like a gay man.

  22. K-Mash
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    Leo, seen here attending a festival within a festival within a festival.

  23. Cock Dr
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    The music & clouds of reefer smoke must have lulled her breasts into laying down & taking a nap.

  24. Bucky Barnes

    I must be fucking old, I can actually remember when the drug of choice at music festivals wasn’t Amex.

  25. Marc
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    Ironically, she didn’t even know there was a hippie festival going on yet she still had the good taste to roll around in garbage to get that authentic hippie stench

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    Night of the Living Dead: The Return of the King of Pop

  27. Marc
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    Pocahontas encourages everyone to clean up after themselves for the good of Mother Earth

  28. Tyler Perry
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    So is she the white spy vs. spy or the black one?

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    This is actually a picture of a piece of garbage on the ground that so just happens to have Paris Hilton in it.

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    Let’s see how long this takes to turn into a Kathy Griffin joke-a-thon.

  31. XRogue101789
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    It’s nice to know that, as the top half steadily improves, Tara Reid’s bottom half is still disgusting as hell…. maybe the apocalypse isn’t coming so soon after all….

  32. K-Mash
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    Kathleen Hanna already perfected this look over a decade ago.

  33. Marc
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    It doesn’t matter if Halle Berry was wearing these kinds of glasses it wouldn’t be sexy. And Whitney Port ain’t no Halle Berry.

  34. Dave
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    It takes a rare douche to out-douche the hoff and paris’ ex.

  35. ray
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    I’d beat it upright.

  36. j-sin

    How can people afford to go to converts in this day age?? Tickets to this thing we’re almost $200!

    I hate being broke. Or ya know, actually having to pay bills. :(

  37. ray
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    Like a pig in filth.

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    Is it just me or does it look like her right arm goes all the way down to her knee?

  39. Claire
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    Liz Taylor came back from the grave as a drag queen eager to suck face with Ke$sha?

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    Gangway! Got business in the Mystery Machine. Zoiks!

  41. sparkymcgee
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    Ahhh…the old “Busy Philips”…

    That’s when you ejaculate onto the large titty gap of the unknown spawn of folk musicians.

  42. reformed_druid
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    They aren’t real, that’s how. Just really good wonder bras with plenty of padding. You guys need to learn the tricks, real life can be faked almost as well as photo shopping.

  43. kerri
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    I have to say the ONLY person I have any respect for there is the Hoff. At least he didn’t feel the need to put on some STUPID costume to pretend they are something they are not. Sweater around his shoulders for an outdoor musical festival with his dad jeans and t-shirt? Check – perfect. The rest are just LOSERS. I wish I could punch that highschool musical grease monkey in the face – Vanessa something. What a NEVER-WAS-LOSER.

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    “Daaad stop, you’re embarassing me, at least take the sweater around your shoulders off”
    “Come on missy, that’s the last time you try to sneak out of the house past curfew”

  45. Ed
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    In the words of Nancy Kerrigan…

    Whyyyyyy?? Whyyy?

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    Did someone tell him Huey Lewis was playing?

  47. Cock Dr
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    Sad clown.

  48. Ed
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    Christopher Columbus needs to steal this outfit from this Native. Do her a favor. Wouldn’t be doing the people there a favor. I don’t think anyone wants to see her pig pink pussy again.

  49. Rodrigo
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    Hell, if McLovin aint got the balls to fuck the one on the right, the tranny on the left sure does!

  50. Dude
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    I have never noticed how this kid´s brows are arched just like McDonald’s logo.

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