Coachella: Where Rich People Pretend They’re Hippies

April 18th, 2011 // 465 Comments

And apparently McLovin gets laid. So basically Narnia.

Here’s a massive gallery of rich, privileged celebrities pretending they’re dirty, filthy hippies at Coachella over the weekend. Think Woodstock if Woodstock was only attended by yuppies wearing Urban Outfitters and Leonardo DiCaprio with a glow necklace. Although, Robert Downey, Jr. showed up which means there was actually one person who told people he was going to Coachella and wasn’t greeted with a fist to the mouth for being an ironic dickhole. That said, I hope he didn’t run into Vanessa Hudgens or the new Wonder Woman show’s about to be short a few costumes.

Photos: Fame, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. LA0811
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    Is that Kaylee from Firefly in the first pic?

  2. Huh. I honestly thought Coachella was a venereal disease

  3. Deacon Jones

    McLuvin! You lucky fuck, you!

    Man, that redhead is slamming…I can only imagine how many times this dude has gotten laid since “Superbad”.

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    Big fat Mom armpit

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    Cool walked out the window when he put on his pink shirt and porkpie hat.

  6. Leroy Jenkins

    Even Mclovin’ looks surprised

  7. Romulus
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    No, homo, leo looks really young here.

  8. Keno
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    The picture of posture…

  9. Karen
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    I don’t care who or where you are, this outfit is NEVER going to be a good idea.

  10. BklynGibbs
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    russell brand throws away pearls and replaces them with swine.

  11. wednesday
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    in case it was under any doubt, McLovin is doing the virgin hover hand.

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    Ke$ha and her girlfriend, ¢unt.

  13. Commented on this photo:

    What the hell? Is it Voodoo? Santeria? How does she do the disappearing/reappearing tit thing?

  14. Dude of Dudes
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    They said no one could produce an uglier girl than Rumer. Challenge accepted.

  15. wednesday
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    congratulations, you’ve mastered the brendan fraser clap

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    acid washed mom shorts, hair feathers, fringe bag…yup, looks like that one night stand Cher had back in the day has come back to haunt her

  17. Deacon Jones

    Whatever counter-culture relevancy this music festival ever had has officially left the fucking station.

    • Fletch

      Agreed. Hopefully, next year, someone will remember to drop a bomb on the place while all the fame whores are there.

    • The Don

      It wasn’t about being a fucking hipster or fashion you fucking whiny old cunts. It was about having fun and enjoying the festival, being able to laugh at yourself and having a shared experience with 90,000 other humans! When was the last time you shared anything with 90,000 people? And the last time someone came in one of your orifices doesn’t count, sperm are not real humans.

    • I think you’re confusing this with Burning Man. Coachella is much more akin to what Lollapalooza was.

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    “You mean this festival isn’t in 3D?”

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    and then somebody’s dad showed up and ruined the party by trying to act cool.

  20. Dude of Dudes
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    Busy Phillips. Who?

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    i guess that monster chin DNA runs pretty deep.

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    Fuck all of ya all, I’d totally tap that

  23. Dude of Dudes
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    The second half of the Paris Hilton Skank Duo.

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    and so the guest list is complete.

  25. Richard McBeef

    nice hoverhand, mclovin

  26. Jill_Ess
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    This is the best picture!

  27. Dude of Dudes
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    Does her shirt say “Let Them Eat Gay” ?

    • MrsWrong

      No, it says let them eat cake, at that bitch needs some….with some whipped cream on top…and some gravy. The bitch is too skinny i what Im saying, she looks frail. Next to her that Allesandra (?) chick looks hefty

    • Yes it does. Political correctness will be the first thing out the window once the zombie outbreak hits.

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    trailer hitch chrome, meet thy maker.

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    Faust must have written Brude and Demi’s wedding vows.

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    you could slice cheese with those face bones

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    “which way to the gay pride funnel cake booth?”

  32. Dude of Dudes
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    Who’s up for a game of PEGGING!

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    And they said Jeff would never make it as a male escort in Hollywood.

  34. Double D
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    I’d bang both of those hot wet bitches.

  35. Ron Burgundy

    Its the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

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    She finally unstuck the fingers on her handjob hand.

  37. fatguyinalittleshirt

    w.t.f.
    my life sucks

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    Already has the Herpes, may as well dress as a giant Snooki.

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    all this broad has going for her is quirky. In 40 years, she’ll be Joanne Whirley with tats.

    • Rick

      Quirky… and an amazing body/

      Dita doesn’t have tattoos… unless you count the beauty mark on her face (which is also amazing). That’s tattooed… but that’s it.

      • Yeahhhui

        So what if she doesn’t have tattoos? she’s still ugly. Not having tattoos doesn’t automatically make her hot.
        Madonna has no tattoos.

    • PTFunk

      Yeah, I’m getting a bit tired of it. Hot body, yes, but does she ALWAYS have to be in costume? She should have a winner-takes-all fight with Gaga, where only one of them is allowed to stay fancied up all the time.

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    how’s retirement?

  41. JC
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    So, I’m assuming Chris Brown was on stage when this was taken?

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    Please. Just get the implants already…

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    Jesus, who let the black guy into an arts festival?

  44. His awkwardness could only be matched by Peewee Herman.

  45. hmna

    Looks like we’re getting two “The Crap we Missed” posts today.

  46. Double D
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    Fat arms and no Turtle.

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    Would someone give him a “David Carradine Special” already.

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    Another tattooed Hollywood douchebag and his 13-year old anorexic girlfriend.

  49. Please all superficial fanatics look at Pic#13…..Not all the ppl at this event were the beautiful people! Major Sperm Whale at the back! PALE,UTTERLY GROSSLY OVERWEIGHT AND TRYING TO HIDE ITS WEIGHT BY WEARING BLACK CLOTHES!HaHaHaHa!

    • Bucky Barnes

      The celebs pay to have the crowd seeded with just enough fugly people to provide contrast, otherwise how would anyone know they were beautiful?

  50. Crabby Old Guy

    Thank goodness. I was worried that a bunch of fucking rich spoiled white kids wouldn’t have anything to do over the weekend. Also, glad to see that no non-whites were there (except for the bodyguard set) to ruin the love-fest.

    Ah, life is grand for the cool kids.

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