This Is Who Goes To The Second Week of Coachella

April 23rd, 2012 // 215 Comments
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Because every child’s first memory should be his mother tonguing ecstasy into his mouth.

True story: I have absolutely zero taste in music and/or sense of irony, so I just assumed Coachella was already over, but it turns out there’s a second weekend, so here’s all the “celebrities” who showed up for that. And you can really tell it was an exciting time when you see such famous faces as Russell Simmon’s daughter, that baby Alicia Silverstone pukes into, and last but not least, Melanie Griffith. So just assume Katy Perry was there to suck face with her new boyfriend because she just assumed the paps would get bored and go home, and then Alexander Skarsgard fucked everybody. Everybody.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nick Simmons Kathryn Pingley Coachella
    Michelle
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    It’s called a muscle shirt for a reason

  2. David Faustino Coachella
    rockthrowinghipster
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    Thats actually a sleeveless shirt. His arms are that short.

  3. David Faustino Coachella
    rockthrowinghipster
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    He’s alone because his friends went on the big boy rollercoaster. He’s looking for the tea cup ride.

  4. Rachelle Lafevre Coachella
    rockthrowinghipster
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    20 years ago..I would have never thought in 20 years…people would look more normal at a Metallica concert than at a pop festival.

  5. Joe Jonas Coachella
    Mos
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    I like his hat.

  6. Joe Manganiello Shirtless Coachella
    Pepper's Pot
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    well hello there…. mmmmmmm so so so yummy

  7. Emma Roberts Coachella
    Pepper's Pot
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    wtf

  8. Emma Roberts Coachella
    Pepper's Pot
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    is she even legally required to wear a shirt in public? there is really nothing there…. poor girl.

  9. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Coachella
    Pepper's Pot
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    she really is gorgeous, not much to say.

  10. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Christpher Jarecki Coachella
    Nina
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    Damn. Her baby is ridiculously cute!

  11. Busy Philipps Coachella
    aloha
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    she seems busy

  12. Emma Roberts Coachella
    ChickenHawk
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    Somewhere there’s a milk carton with a picture of her tits on it…

  13. Zoe Kravitz Penn Badgely Coachella
    ChickenHawk
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    Hugh Jackman needs to go back on the steroids, stat…

  14. Joe Jonas Coachella
    ChickenHawk
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    Looks like a remake of “My Bodyguard.”

  15. Joe Jonas Coachella
    ChickenHawk
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    “And when their eyes met, a spark…”

  16. Joe Manganiello Shirtless Coachella
    Not Blake Lively
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    His blonde friend looks a little too much like Blake Lively. Anyone else see that?

  17. Nikki Reed Paul McDonald Coachella
    tombo
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    If a guy came walking down the street where I live looking like that… just sayin’

  18. Katy Perry New Boyfriend Robert Ackroyd Coachella
    Bobu
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    So she’s about to kiss that guy…who he’s THINKING her boyfriend would like to kiss? That’s what it looks like.

  19. Emma Roberts Coachella
    stanley manly
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    she could walk topless like any other MAN.

  20. Dita Von Teese Kelly Osbourne Coachella
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    Between the two of them, Dita and Kelly are so white that the paparazzi were forced to develop and implement an “anti-flash” to darken this photo.

  21. Angela Simmons Coachella
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    “I had no idea I’d be the only black woman here…”

  22. Katy Perry New Boyfriend Robert Ackroyd Coachella
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    Slut! She’s supposed to be kissing me.

  23. Zoe Kravitz Penn Badgely Coachella
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    Seeing photos like this make me wish I’d taken drama in high school.

  24. Rachelle Lafevre Coachella
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    She was also in a short-lived TV series called A Gifted Man (which I thought was a pretty good show), and she is fucking HOT!

  25. Busy Philipps Coachella
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    I love seeing people having so much fun at social events.

  26. Katy Perry New Boyfriend Robert Ackroyd Coachella
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    Guess what’s going to be in HIS mouth in a little while…

  27. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Christpher Jarecki Coachella
    Jentilly
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    Cute baby, he’s a little skinny though, hope he’s not on a vegan diet too

  28. Joe Manganiello Shirtless Coachella
    Sammy
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    He was sexiest in spiderman! mmmm though now that he goes tanning at the salon he looks prettier sometimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O1pJt7_EcU

  29. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Christpher Jarecki Coachella
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    Nice looking family. I’m happy for her.

  30. Joe Manganiello Shirtless Coachella
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    Those may be the ugliest shorts I have ever seen.

  31. Zoe Kravitz Penn Badgely Coachella
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    I scrolled down to ask who that douche was, but I see somebody has already beat me to the punch.

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