Because every child’s first memory should be his mother tonguing ecstasy into his mouth.
True story: I have absolutely zero taste in music and/or sense of irony, so I just assumed Coachella was already over, but it turns out there’s a second weekend, so here’s all the “celebrities” who showed up for that. And you can really tell it was an exciting time when you see such famous faces as Russell Simmon’s daughter, that baby Alicia Silverstone pukes into, and last but not least, Melanie Griffith. So just assume Katy Perry was there to suck face with her new boyfriend because she just assumed the paps would get bored and go home, and then Alexander Skarsgard fucked everybody. Everybody.
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i’m finding myself wanting to lick him….
Best angle of KO ever.
I am so confused how celebrities don’t get mobbed like crazy at coachella?
I am so confused how celebrities don’t get mobbed like crazy at coachella?
They are fucking assholes?
Southern California
That is a beautiful child. Too bad he should be nowhere near this event.
awww her baby is so cute
hey where Leo?
every time I see Lucas Haas, leonardo is right behind
her baby is adorable
Behind you. No, Roger’s behind you.
fan mace
Shots on women that cover the navel should NOT BE ALLOWED AGAIN EVER. NO.
*Shorts. Damnit.
There she goes again, trying hard to hold on to youth! At least this one doesn’t require a Dr. with a scapel!
The last Dr. just used sandpaper and a mallet
no boobs what-so-ever.
poop guy has his dads nasty ass hair.
I’m a hot blooded straight chick, but his tities really confuse me. Everything else delicous, but the tities…..ya I dunno…. I think I would make him where a training bra while we screw!
Maybe Joe Manganiello can lend her his ample tities…..
I think they are soulmates.
Big Country Reeves!!
They should totally remake The Crying Game…
Buttons?!? Where we’re going, we don’t need buttons.
If I dress like this when I’m 38 years old, please shoot me.
That is a damn cute baby!
Helicopter mom in training.
“Marcia, Marcia, Marcia”
it’s a concentration camp for douches.
“Marcia, Marcia, Marcia”
Dammit, Alicia! Even the boy knows you never go full derp!
‘Hey Christopher, nice purse what do you carry in there?’
‘Oh, the usual. Douchey headbands, sleeveless t-shirts that are two sizes too small, some pre-chewed food in case Bear gets hungry and what’s left of my dignity’
That’s a baby sling. I suppose it could be used to carry any or all of those, but mainly it’s used to carry, you know, babies. Regardless of celebrity weirdness, at least he wants to bond with his kid.
**Sees Kelly Osbourne in the distance, feels urge to run away** ‘Dammit Skarsgard, pull yourself together! YOU. PLOW. EVERYTHING.’
Who knew that flat chests could sag so low?
The chick behind her is the party. Guaranteed.
Anorexic Threat Level downgraded to grilled chicken from In-N-Out Burger.
Looks like someone just tried to switch numbers with the Witch Doctor in Beetlejuice.
I smell dirt.
Double horrorshow.
What? Does the giant bow make me look stupid?
is this the universal sign for ‘Open for Business. For Anyone”?
yep!! If I walk like this, no one will think I’m gay… just like this. *whistles*
Busy eating Cheetos, baby.
Thunder thighs.
Looking down to make sure her bra is still visible to the paps.
Brains >> brawn.
oh Penn, just please no.
Come and partake of my loins
Why is she wearing my jean shorts from 1991?
DAT ASS
“Those roofies should take effect in about 10 minutes”
Wow, absolutely no tits, huh? She must save a ton of money on bras.
What’s up with the mouth breather behind him?
A hunting we will go,
a hunting we will go,
high ho the merrio,
a hunting we will go.