This Is Who Goes To The Second Week of Coachella

Because every child’s first memory should be his mother tonguing ecstasy into his mouth.

True story: I have absolutely zero taste in music and/or sense of irony, so I just assumed Coachella was already over, but it turns out there’s a second weekend, so here’s all the “celebrities” who showed up for that. And you can really tell it was an exciting time when you see such famous faces as Russell Simmon’s daughter, that baby Alicia Silverstone pukes into, and last but not least, Melanie Griffith. So just assume Katy Perry was there to suck face with her new boyfriend because she just assumed the paps would get bored and go home, and then Alexander Skarsgard fucked everybody. Everybody.

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