This Is Who Goes To The Second Week of Coachella

April 23rd, 2012 // 215 Comments
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Because every child’s first memory should be his mother tonguing ecstasy into his mouth.

True story: I have absolutely zero taste in music and/or sense of irony, so I just assumed Coachella was already over, but it turns out there’s a second weekend, so here’s all the “celebrities” who showed up for that. And you can really tell it was an exciting time when you see such famous faces as Russell Simmon’s daughter, that baby Alicia Silverstone pukes into, and last but not least, Melanie Griffith. So just assume Katy Perry was there to suck face with her new boyfriend because she just assumed the paps would get bored and go home, and then Alexander Skarsgard fucked everybody. Everybody.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joe Manganiello Shirtless Coachella
    christine
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    i’m finding myself wanting to lick him….

  2. Dita Von Teese Kelly Osbourne Coachella
    cubegleamer
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    Best angle of KO ever.

  3. Katy Perry New Boyfriend Robert Ackroyd Coachella
    christine
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    I am so confused how celebrities don’t get mobbed like crazy at coachella?

  4. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Coachella
    christine
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    I am so confused how celebrities don’t get mobbed like crazy at coachella?

  5. D-chi

    That is a beautiful child. Too bad he should be nowhere near this event.

  6. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Christpher Jarecki Coachella
    uknoq
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    awww her baby is so cute

  7. Lucas Haas Coachella
    uknoq
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    hey where Leo?

    every time I see Lucas Haas, leonardo is right behind

  8. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Christpher Jarecki Coachella
    uknoq
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    her baby is adorable

  9. Katy Perry New Boyfriend Robert Ackroyd Coachella
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    Behind you. No, Roger’s behind you.

  10. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Coachella
    AAPL made me rich!
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    fan mace

  11. Zoe Kravitz Penn Badgely Coachella
    Red
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    Shots on women that cover the navel should NOT BE ALLOWED AGAIN EVER. NO.

  12. Melanie Griffith Coachella
    sosad
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    There she goes again, trying hard to hold on to youth! At least this one doesn’t require a Dr. with a scapel!

  13. Emma Roberts Coachella
    deedee
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    no boobs what-so-ever.

  14. Nick Simmons Kathryn Pingley Coachella
    deedee
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    poop guy has his dads nasty ass hair.

  15. Joe Manganiello Shirtless Coachella
    CreamyPanties
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    I’m a hot blooded straight chick, but his tities really confuse me. Everything else delicous, but the tities…..ya I dunno…. I think I would make him where a training bra while we screw!

  16. Emma Roberts Coachella
    CreamyPanties
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    Maybe Joe Manganiello can lend her his ample tities…..

  17. Katy Perry New Boyfriend Robert Ackroyd Coachella
    Dr.Cookie
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    I think they are soulmates.

  18. Joe Jonas Coachella
    flatspottin'
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    Big Country Reeves!!

  19. Emma Roberts Coachella
    CptCreep
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    They should totally remake The Crying Game…

  20. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Coachella
    Raoul
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    Buttons?!? Where we’re going, we don’t need buttons.

  21. David Faustino Coachella
    Derek
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    If I dress like this when I’m 38 years old, please shoot me.

  22. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Christpher Jarecki Coachella
    Expert on Everything
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    That is a damn cute baby!

  23. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Christpher Jarecki Coachella
    Derek
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    Helicopter mom in training.

  24. Busy Philipps Coachella
    mbcl
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    “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia”

  25. Joe Jonas Coachella
    mbcl
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    it’s a concentration camp for douches.

  26. Busy Philipps Coachella
    mbcl
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    “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia”

  27. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Christpher Jarecki Coachella
    The Most Interesting
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    Dammit, Alicia! Even the boy knows you never go full derp!

  28. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Christpher Jarecki Coachella
    Tricky Fish
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    ‘Hey Christopher, nice purse what do you carry in there?’
    ‘Oh, the usual. Douchey headbands, sleeveless t-shirts that are two sizes too small, some pre-chewed food in case Bear gets hungry and what’s left of my dignity’

    • Fio

      That’s a baby sling. I suppose it could be used to carry any or all of those, but mainly it’s used to carry, you know, babies. Regardless of celebrity weirdness, at least he wants to bond with his kid.

  29. Alexander Skarsgard Coachella
    Tricky Fish
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    **Sees Kelly Osbourne in the distance, feels urge to run away** ‘Dammit Skarsgard, pull yourself together! YOU. PLOW. EVERYTHING.’

  30. Emma Roberts Coachella
    Tricky Fish
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    Who knew that flat chests could sag so low?

  31. Emma Roberts Coachella
    journalschism
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    The chick behind her is the party. Guaranteed.

  32. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Coachella
    journalschism
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    Anorexic Threat Level downgraded to grilled chicken from In-N-Out Burger.

  33. Busy Philipps Coachella
    celebutard
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    Looks like someone just tried to switch numbers with the Witch Doctor in Beetlejuice.

  34. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Christpher Jarecki Coachella
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    I smell dirt.

  35. Dita Von Teese Kelly Osbourne Coachella
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    Double horrorshow.

  36. Angela Simmons Coachella
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    What? Does the giant bow make me look stupid?

  37. Emma Roberts Coachella
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    is this the universal sign for ‘Open for Business. For Anyone”?

  38. Joe Jonas Coachella
    jaqy
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    yep!! If I walk like this, no one will think I’m gay… just like this. *whistles*

  39. Busy Philipps Coachella
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    Busy eating Cheetos, baby.

  40. Katy Perry New Boyfriend Robert Ackroyd Coachella
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    Thunder thighs.

  41. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Coachella
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    Looking down to make sure her bra is still visible to the paps.

  42. Joe Manganiello Shirtless Coachella
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    Brains >> brawn.

  43. Zoe Kravitz Penn Badgely Coachella
    Evie
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    oh Penn, just please no.

  44. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Christpher Jarecki Coachella
    mando
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    Come and partake of my loins

  45. Zoe Kravitz Penn Badgely Coachella
    Suds
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    Why is she wearing my jean shorts from 1991?

  46. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Coachella
    mando
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    DAT ASS

  47. Nick Simmons Kathryn Pingley Coachella
    STEVE BLAKE
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    “Those roofies should take effect in about 10 minutes”

  48. Emma Roberts Coachella
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    Wow, absolutely no tits, huh? She must save a ton of money on bras.

  49. Joe Jonas Coachella
    Michelle
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    What’s up with the mouth breather behind him?

  50. Alexander Skarsgard Coachella
    Michelle
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    A hunting we will go,
    a hunting we will go,
    high ho the merrio,
    a hunting we will go.

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