Because every child’s first memory should be his mother tonguing ecstasy into his mouth.
True story: I have absolutely zero taste in music and/or sense of irony, so I just assumed Coachella was already over, but it turns out there’s a second weekend, so here’s all the “celebrities” who showed up for that. And you can really tell it was an exciting time when you see such famous faces as Russell Simmon’s daughter, that baby Alicia Silverstone pukes into, and last but not least, Melanie Griffith. So just assume Katy Perry was there to suck face with her new boyfriend because she just assumed the paps would get bored and go home, and then Alexander Skarsgard fucked everybody. Everybody.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
How long has this douche been growing his facial hair just for this event?
who is that douche???
In a single picture everything that is pathetic about Coachella and Hollywood itself.
It makes me want to barf into her mouth.
OK….
Now you’re just making up names.
Well said. I have no idea who any of these people are.
The epitome of desperate and trying too hard to cling to any self respect.
….my endless love…..
It’s ButtWiper B.
She is rocking some kind of outfit under that see through covering.
Looks like a bunch of obama fans
(in lispy voice)
“Damn it, she said the frappucinos were right over here!”
Farva?
Still rockin’ that “Grandmaster B” thing. Good for him.
She needs to take a long, hard look in the mirror to see how much she doesn’t belong here. Oh, that’s right. She broke them all.
I feel sorry for her missing out on the anatomy lottery. She makes Kelly Ripa or Mena Suvari look like Sofia Vergara in comparison.
Grew the facial hair to distract people from noticing he dresses like a little girl.
And as he sneezed womans ovaries everywhere lit up, as it was written, as it will be.
Goodness! Alicia really did not age well! And she is not even 40! Damn why so ugly? You know youth really is a treasure! This bitch lost it and now her face looks broke!
Sweet mother of mercy … the things I would do to that man. Or better yet, what I would let him to do me.
You know, youth really is a treasure… This bitch lost it and now her face looks, er broke! Damn ugly mofo!
Rockin’ Robin. Tweet, tweet.
Seriously what is up with this guy that people are going crazy about? Is it me or does his head look like it does not belong to that body?
Just watch True Blood, he will be the only thing you’ll dream about
Look, we’re sisters!
He looks like Gary Busey circa 1980before-he-lost-his-mind
Son of a bitch. Now Minnie Mouse is a hipster, too?!?!?
Ok, crazy face, get with the rest of the program…
Ok, if you keep posting pics of nobodys, Im going back to Facebook!
No! go a little lower!
she needs some natty tattoos to complete her ensemble
“Hello boils & ghouls…”
Nick was cute as a gangly teenager but it is crystal clear he is going to morph into a taller version of his fugly dad
Or Andre the Giant (may he RIP)
“Finally Joe, we can wear matching bracelets without raising questions!”
Good to see someone finally one up those elitist parents who bring their babies into a bar; well done!
Wow, Ozzy with lipstick.
Twilight chick, first movie only…. yes I hate myself for knowing this.
Don’t worry, you’re actually wrong. She’s in the second movie as well.
Why does that seemingly black man in the right of the picture have white legs?!?
Jasshole – I dont know you, but you are now my hero for that comment. Thank you
Because he is latino?
He’s wondering how many women he can bang in a weekend.
And the answer? Infinity.
He’s doing the math. 72 hours, 20,000 vaginas, 1 penis…it can be done.
You would think he would be too busy following Christina Applegate and Ed O’Neil around asking them for a guest spot on their new shows.
I would have more respect for her if she was with Dan Ackroyd.
It takes a lot of balls to walk around Coachella barefoot.
Smelly, grimy, unbathed balls.
This is one of those festivals that needs to consider a dress code.
“Please DO NOT dress like an idiot. Thank you!”
I like how it says ‘celebrities’ at Coachella. That’s funny.
Just be happy that Courtney Love is only attending and not singing this year
Carrot top is really going too far on his body development.
“I CRUSH YOUR HEAD! Okay maybe not, but at least your forehead…”
DSL? What is he, the face of hipster Geek Squad?
Not “Digital Subscriber Line”… “Dick Sucking Lips”.
Dumbass, it’s 55DSL, a clothing brand by Diesel. Basically was “hip” ca 2000. Shows how hard Bud is trying.
I just threw up a little, but in some random kid’s mouth.
“Can I borrow your underwear for 15 minutes?”
Nice bead curtains. Your shirt is interesting too.
“Hey zebra tits! The bathrooms are over there!”
Bear is eager for his next feeding of regurgitated hallucinogenics.
This is how rich and famous looks?