Because every child’s first memory should be his mother tonguing ecstasy into his mouth.
True story: I have absolutely zero taste in music and/or sense of irony, so I just assumed Coachella was already over, but it turns out there’s a second weekend, so here’s all the “celebrities” who showed up for that. And you can really tell it was an exciting time when you see such famous faces as Russell Simmon’s daughter, that baby Alicia Silverstone pukes into, and last but not least, Melanie Griffith. So just assume Katy Perry was there to suck face with her new boyfriend because she just assumed the paps would get bored and go home, and then Alexander Skarsgard fucked everybody. Everybody.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
Drunk with power off his sexual exploits, he gleans into the distance wondering just how many women he can impregnate in a 10 mile radius…
Hide your daughters!
High as a kite.
It’s Ecstasy. And you just know Robert Ackroyd wishes she hadn’t taken any.
Bud Bundy met Crystal Meth…
Who?
she’s the only girl that can show her bra and be called gorgeous and not slutty….so beautiful
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uber-meh
Once again, the terrorists have a perfect place to drop a bomb and they blow it.
Photoshop? Something seems off here.
The word you’re looking for is “titlessness.”
It’s Rebound Guy.
I know, i smell it too. Is it coming from the sweaty pits behind me, or the stench of my ridiculous outfit?
I guess it was really hot out there.
Who is that douchebag that is wearing a douchebag? Oh, that’s just Christopher Jarecki.
Picnic time at the clown school.
Those moobs look so fine they must be fakers.
Hey Joe, do you think anyone will notice if we hold hands?
That wolverine facial hair is disturbing.
And probably very scratchy too.
“Omigod–please tell me that hot little dark boy is checking me out!”
You do need attitude to carry off those horizontal stripes.
It’s the diagonal stripes under the transparent horizontal stripes that bother me.
What’s up with the Ray Romano photobomb?
Rebound Guy is kinda funny looking.
Compared to Russell Brand?
No, of course not. I’m comparing RG here to normal male members of the species.
Yeah, it’s like he’s got a wad of chew permanently underneath his lower lip. Disturbing.
I guess she proved it – you CAN downgrade from Russell Brand.
He almost needs a bra.
It’s not often I say this, but those moobs are too big.
Ooh no. They’re delicious….
I guess ladies don’t care about a receding hairline ?
this guy does NOTHING for me.
Not if you’re that hot.
he’s a well hung manwhore
God, you could play a game of darts on Rob Ackroyd’s chin.
So much bad stuff going on here…..
Interesting duo.
I hope your Dad wasn’t too mad about Ferris Bueller wrecking his Ferrari!
There’s a second week of Coachella? There shouldn’t even be a first week.
I guess Coachella is a place you don’t have to be embarassed about your shirt advertising your natural-born ability of wang mouthification.
I guess Coachella is a place you don’t have to be embarrassed about being David Faustino.
Nice stomach cellulite
You guys know that she has a sister that is way hotter, right ?
Not pictured: Danny Glover still stalking him.
“Mmmm…..you smell like mommy’s mouth.”
The kid is cute but Bear Blu?Like Jerry said “Seven? Yeah I can see that 7 beatings a day and 7 yrs to life in jail!”
now THIS guy? puts that fem skarsgard to shame.
you have an exclusive taste :) he looks like he can handle both of us at once. I want to explore every crevice of his body with my tongue. yammy
This is a tatoo artist’s wet dream. A perfectly smooth, white canvas that has never felt the touch of needle and ink.
Maybe hippie sperm, but not needles or ink.
Is it statuary rape if there’s no tits and the short shorts are already open for an assault?
It’s not statutory rape if she’s 21. That’s her age—not to be confused with the casino game that could be dealt on her torso.
Christ. There’s two weeks of it?
Anna Nicole Smith looks…..better
doh, she forgot her boobs home :(
who?
Is this that chick who had Federline’s kids?
yeppp
isn’t there an age limit to go to these things?
Look at these hipster douches… being fed regurgitated food might be the least of her kid’s worries.
There’s something I’d like to rub across that washboard– my beaver.
Now this young man here has a future in modelling !
I mean, he’s almost…pretty.
Double douche hats.
“He said he would pleasure us both equally. Said his name was Skarsgard”.
I guess wearing sweatpants seemed like a good idea earlier in the day.
“Do you like this? I put a red dot on my forehead. But I’m not religious. Where’d you get that shirt?”
“The homeless guy in the beginning of “Terminator”.”
20 degree hat rotation is so 2011.
Bottom!
Agreed..Who? Maybe she sucked the photographer off to get put in this set.