Rich F*cking Assholes Acting Like Hippies (Coachella)

If you went entirely by the last post, you’d just assume Coachella was some sort of satanic ritual where rich white women drain the souls of poor black men, but you’d be only half-right because it’s also a music festival where famous people go to hang out with other famous people and pretend they’re all really cool, down-to-earth hippies who aren’t staying in luxury hotels where they berate the staff for not having the right chilled organic water. You can practically feel the world heal itself just from their presence. “That chick from Modern Family who looks like a Monchhichi did molly?! Adios, pollution!” – Mother Earth

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