Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

April 14th, 2014 // 291 Comments

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to relax, so they earned this. They earned this.

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  1. Tallulah Willis Cleavage Bra See Through Skirt Coachella
    Spleen
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    I didn’t realize that it was a circus.

  2. Joe Jonas Disgusted By Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler Kiss Coachella
    Spleen
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    He’s really into it.

  3. Audrina Patridge Cleavage Hippie Dress Coachella
    no
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    I miss this girl.

  4. Tallulah Willis Cleavage Bra See Through Skirt Coachella
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    should have covered up the top half

  5. Katy Perry Legs Daisy Dukes Green Hair Coachella
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    Bertney?

  6. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Coachella
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    old habits die hard

  7. Amber Rose Fat Thighs Short Shorts Coachella
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    moooOo

  8. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
    Vladimir
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    What the fuck has she ever done? She doesn’t sing, act…she just IS. She’s just takes pics of herself and seems to be collecting truckstop hooker tattoos…

  9. Tallulah Willis Cleavage Bra See Through Skirt Coachella
    anonym
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    bahahahahaha.

    Is there a more fucked up looking family than the Willis family?

    Talk about getting a fucked up mix of DNA.

    Check out this picture of the 2 sisters….. ugly as fuck! They look like they’re missing a chromosome.

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/12/article-2603244-1D0D6A4C00000578-564_634x745.jpg

  10. Evan Peters Cutoff Jean Shorts Emma Roberts Legs Daisy Dukes Coachella
    Mama Pinkus
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    that gal is anorexic

  11. Tallulah Willis Cleavage Bra See Through Skirt Coachella
    Tonethius
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    They might not be the hottest babes, but the Willis women sure do have nice tits.

    My mom always said if I couldn’t say anything nice…..

  12. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
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    Oh, I see. She’s there for work.

  13. Amber Rose Fat Thighs Short Shorts Coachella
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    She looks like she should be trying unsuccessfully to seduce the handsome young UPS guy at her front door.

  14. Steven Tyler Headband Multiple Accessories Coachella
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    Dude looks like a lady.

  15. Evan Peters Cutoff Jean Shorts Emma Roberts Legs Daisy Dukes Coachella
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    Hit the gym, lardass. Look at those bulging knees!

  16. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Coachella
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    The Hoff, living the life.

  17. Julianne Hough Midriff Tapestry Skirt Coachella
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    Do they all stop at the same store on the drive in?

  18. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
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    I just can’t honestly imagine someone yelling, “Oh my god! That’s Ireland Baldwin! I have to get a picture with her!”

  19. Scout Willis Sloppy Cleavage Coachella
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    How about you scout yourself out a brassiere there, hon.

  20. Katy Perry Legs Daisy Dukes Green Hair Coachella
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    If you didn’t tell me it was Katy Perry, I would have thought it was a groupie leaving a tractor pull

  21. Justin Bieber Hugging Chancelor Bennett Shirtless Overalls Onstage Coachella
    Poodle Pants
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    I liked the short hair, but now that she’s tatted up her whole arm, Charlize’s hotness has gone down a notch.

  22. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
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    One of them obviously looked in a mirror and said “Wannabe” six times.

  23. Busta Rhymes Fat Belly Holding Bottle Onstage Coachella
    Handsome Matt
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    “Hold up!!, wait a minute!!………… I just seen Dominos pull up”

  24. Steven Tyler Headband Multiple Accessories Coachella
    Handsome Matt
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    Vanessa! enough is enough! We get it, you’re a “hippie” !

  25. Kellan Lutz Posing With Fat Guys Coachella
    Handsome Matt
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    Awesome! got my bros, Jonah, Carrot top, let’s go score some dudes!

  26. Busta Rhymes Fat Belly Holding Bottle Onstage Coachella
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    While he was getting us all in check, he forgot to keep his gut in check.

  27. Evan Peters Cutoff Jean Shorts Emma Roberts Legs Daisy Dukes Coachella
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    She really looks terrible here. I met her once, she’s normally very pretty.

  28. Ava Sambora Legs Short Shorts Coachella
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    She’s a little hottie. Thank god she looks like mom and not dad.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Pale Skin Legs Slit Dress Coachella
    Vlad
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    Abducted by a terrorist in 5, 4, 3, 2….

  30. Alexander Skarsgard Sticking Out Tongue Taking To Random Chick Coachella
    Vlad
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    I suddenly feel dizzy and something growing inside my uterus.

    You’re welcome

  31. Beyonce Legs Booty Shorts Coachella
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    WIMBLEDON!

  32. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
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    boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants

  33. Joe Jonas Disgusted By Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler Kiss Coachella
    Joe Jonas, Ladies Man
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    Hey, look guys, I’m kissing a girl. Guys. Guys? Hey, Guys. She has boobies and everything!

  34. Scout Willis Sloppy Cleavage Coachella
    I'm Scout and I need a bra.
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    tater head 2.0, or flapjack titties the 1st. You decide.

  35. Alexander Skarsgard Sticking Out Tongue Taking To Random Chick Coachella
    Sancho
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    Hammarby!

  36. tlmck

    Celebrities?

  37. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Legs Daisy Dukes Coachella
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Now we know what a man looks like if he never does a push-up in his entire life.

  38. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
    dontkillthemessenger
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    George the Animal Steele would be proud.

    Alec Baldwin, OTOH, is not.

  39. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Coachella
    dontkillthemessenger
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    WTF? I can’t take any more of these pics. If I went there, you would hear about a mass stabbing that took place.

    “The craziest thing is he didn’t even have a knife… he was just sticking his hand in people’s chests Temple of Doom-style.”

  40. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Legs Daisy Dukes Coachella
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    Hot 10/10

  41. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
    Icehawg
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    Rite of passage at Coachella : she licked the Lohan. WTG Ireland.

  42. Steven Tyler Headband Multiple Accessories Coachella
    Alex
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    this is what I pulled from my shower drain this morning…

  43. Tallulah Willis Cleavage Bra See Through Skirt Coachella
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    ‘Celebrities’ …

    *sigh*

  44. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
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    Still staying modest, I see.

  45. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
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    So they actually bring extra outfits to change into?

    I shouldn’t be surprised, but there you go.

  46. Lindsay Lohan Pale Skin Legs Slit Dress Coachella
    JoelBillly
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    Thats a pasty bitch.

  47. Busta Rhymes Fat Belly Holding Bottle Onstage Coachella
    j
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    Busta Trans Fat

  48. Gwen Stefani Pregnant Belly Coachella
    klock
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    She’s still so hot. This is a woman who should be a celebrity.

  49. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
    PassingTrue
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    Apparently Hulk got the money shot.

  50. Katy Perry Legs Daisy Dukes Green Hair Coachella
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    Fuck, she is average.

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