Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

April 14th, 2014 // 291 Comments

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to relax, so they earned this. They earned this.

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  1. Scout Willis Sloppy Cleavage Coachella
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    “Hey, Bruce, have you see– GODDAMMIT.”

  2. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
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    I didn’t know Fish was Irish.

  3. Kellan Lutz Posing With Fat Guys Coachella
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    Even without the orange vest that fat fuck guy on the left would be seen 5 miles away at a duck hunting.

  4. Solange Knowles Nipples No Bra Legs Romper Coachella
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    I thought they retired Roseanne Rosannadanna after Gilda died.

  5. Steven Tyler Headband Multiple Accessories Coachella
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    It’s one of the old ladies in Grey Gardens

  6. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
    Eddie
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    Overrated!

    I dig her cousin way more. Hailey!

  7. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
    Eddie
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    I repeat, her cousin Hailey is much better.

    Only thing with Hailey is she’s a bit boney, but that can change in the next two years!

  8. Kellan Lutz Posing With Fat Guys Coachella
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    He is wearing a see through nipple shirt. He is like a super bro.

  9. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Nipples Butt Wedgie Booty Shorts Coachella
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    You know, you would think it would be damn near impossible for a Kartrashian to leave their house looking like a bigger asshole than they usually do but then manage to succeed.

  10. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
    Eddie
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    Dressing like hippies and blowing Shrek is what Coechella is all about!

  11. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Nipples Butt Wedgie Booty Shorts Coachella
    Cock Dr
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    I guess jeans and a t-shirt are very passe in that crowd. Yes, let’s go to the all day music festival wearing black lingerie.

  12. Kellan Lutz Posing With Fat Guys Coachella
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    It’s a practice run for Halloween. If orange vest gets it correct and moves to the left of Kellan, they’re going as the number 100.

  13. Busta Rhymes Fat Belly Holding Bottle Onstage Coachella
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    Busta chain gang

  14. Steven Tyler Headband Multiple Accessories Coachella
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    When aging wood sprites go hipster

  15. Evan Peters Cutoff Jean Shorts Emma Roberts Legs Daisy Dukes Coachella
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    She’s breaking his finger in this picture.

  16. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Coachella
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    She looks like a good fuck on the golf course.Oh, love the Bull lesbian on the right , baseball cap reversed, ugly arm tat, chunky and wearing a bandana scarf as some respirator.

  17. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Coachella
    KDub
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    You know it’s serious when Ke$ha is the cleanest person there.

  18. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Coachella
    mnek
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    she’s looking for timber!!!

  19. Scout Willis Sloppy Cleavage Coachella
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    I have never tried to motorboat 2 pancakes with my dick before.

  20. Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Overalls Aaron Paul Fedora Coachella
    JC
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    And on that day, no one could hear the music over the roar of the crowd yelling “BITCH!” at Aaron Paul…

  21. Scout Willis Sloppy Cleavage Coachella
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    Not only has she got Bruce’s chin, she has his moobs as well.

  22. Gwen Stefani Pregnant Belly Coachella
    Cock Dr
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    Isn’t she about 40 and just had a baby? Is there some witchcraft going on here?

  23. Katy Perry Legs Daisy Dukes Green Hair Coachella
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    Semi cute, nice rack which is probably pretty sloppy once unbridled, but that lower half leaves a lot to be desired.

  24. Ashley Benson Legs Short Shorts Coachella
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    This really cracks me up. So many douche bags at a so called music festival. I have never seen a $50k+ corvette at a music festival. A real festival always has highly price shitty food , drinks and block portable toilets so shitting is impossible. Its usually as hot as hell, and the landscape resembles Afghanistan,just rocks and dust. Ppl actually go there for the music.

  25. Alexander Skarsgard Sticking Out Tongue Taking To Random Chick Coachella
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    Kneel before Skarsgard

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Legs Daisy Dukes Coachella
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    I would love to hit that, no matter what she wears.

  27. Christopher Mintz Plasse Wife Beater Coachella
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    McLovin’.

  28. Justin Bieber Hugging Chancelor Bennett Shirtless Overalls Onstage Coachella
    jep
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    “He got a real pretty mouth, ain’t he?
    You’re gonna do some prayin’ for me, boy.
    And you better pray good. “

  29. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Nipples Butt Wedgie Booty Shorts Coachella
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    Her ass must be hungry.

  30. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
    jep
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    She been blowing Mr. Spock?

  31. Busta Rhymes Fat Belly Holding Bottle Onstage Coachella
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    Busta Upside-down Hefty Bag with Arm Hole Cutouts

  32. Ava Sambora Legs Short Shorts Coachella
    bernard
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    i love it when you can see ass from the front!

  33. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Coachella
    jep
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    Shouldn’t she be on her back, covered in spooge from strangers?

  34. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Coachella
    jep
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    It’s Hasselhoff!!! GET THAT LIGHTER AWAY FROM HIM!!! IT’LL TAKE A MONTH TO PUT OUT THE FLAMES!

  35. Amber Rose Fat Thighs Short Shorts Coachella
    jep
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    Yukity-yuck-yuck-yuck. Nasty.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Pale Skin Legs Slit Dress Coachella
    yourmom
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    yeah, sober people wear this shit all the time.

  37. Tallulah Willis Cleavage Bra See Through Skirt Coachella
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    That face just calls out RUFF RUFF!!

  38. Katy Perry Legs Daisy Dukes Green Hair Coachella
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    That outfit screams trailer park.

  39. Justin Bieber Hugging Chancelor Bennett Shirtless Overalls Onstage Coachella
    RobotX
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    The dude in the overalls is doing a terrible job of burping that baby.

  40. Shemp

    Coachella should become slang for “over-accessorized.”

    Seriously. Most of these people look like they just hit the “hippie costume” section of the nearest Party City.

    “Oversized plastic day-glo Ankh medallion spill in aisle seven…”

  41. Busta Rhymes Fat Belly Holding Bottle Onstage Coachella
    Monsignor Nelson
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    Busta Trousas.

  42. Busta Rhymes Fat Belly Holding Bottle Onstage Coachella
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    It took 20 minutes for that belly to get on stage.

  43. Alexander Skarsgard Sticking Out Tongue Taking To Random Chick Coachella
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    I love that he didn’t dressed up to look like a hippie

  44. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Legs Daisy Dukes Coachella
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    Oh God, she’s such a wannabe. Poor thing

  45. Kellan Lutz Posing With Fat Guys Coachella
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    I swear I thought that was two fat lesbians with colon problems.

  46. Scout Willis Sloppy Cleavage Coachella
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    Is that thing rocking a lip stache shadow?

  47. Julianne Hough Midriff Tapestry Skirt Coachella
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    Finally a piece of ass! Is that her Mom?

  48. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Legs Daisy Dukes Coachella
    Emilia
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    She looks like she smells bad.

  49. Busta Rhymes Fat Belly Holding Bottle Onstage Coachella
    Harsky & Starch
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    Busta’s lady was there too (Rah Digga), did a remix of her single: “…and my man’s pants is TIIIIIGHT!!!!”

  50. Busta Rhymes Fat Belly Holding Bottle Onstage Coachella
    DNG
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    Holy shit what the fuck?

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