Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

April 14th, 2014 // 291 Comments

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to relax, so they earned this. They earned this.

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  1. Cher X

    I am so thrilled to be here. So…..thrilled….

  2. Katy Perry Legs Daisy Dukes Green Hair Coachella
    david(guest)
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    its not that she’s bad looking, its just that she’s really common. i mean, for a top of the charts chick, she ain’t all that and a bag of chips.

    • Can’t even sing decent songs.
      Truly detest Madonna with a passion, but I still can stand some of her tracks. Can’t even say that about that chick.

    • JC

      Her “I used Jello to dye my hair” look is pretty craptastic. It just serves to emphasize her “quirky, soon-to-be-fat chick working at a mall kiosk” look.

  3. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
    rican
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    Doing the Miley tongue, I see.

  4. Tallulah Willis Cleavage Bra See Through Skirt Coachella
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    A low cut bikini top that is half an inch from a wardrobe malfunction, coochie cutter shorts, and a tulle skirt for a dash of modesty.

  5. Tallulah Willis Cleavage Bra See Through Skirt Coachella
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    “Hey, Bruce, have you seen Tal– oh shit, this is embarrassing.”

  6. Steven Tyler Headband Multiple Accessories Coachella
    Cuddles
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    How does someone that rich always look that homeless?

  7. Joe Jonas Disgusted By Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler Kiss Coachella
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    “Okay, one of us tastes like penis, and I’m honestly not sure who.”

  8. Tallulah Willis Cleavage Bra See Through Skirt Coachella
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    Bruce, you really got to dilute your baby batter.

  9. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
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    Shit piggy wiggy without Photoshop is fugly!

  10. Steven Tyler Headband Multiple Accessories Coachella
    rican
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    So now we know that a good closeup photo of Janice Dickinson will show that she does have facial hair.

  11. Justin Bieber Hugging Chancelor Bennett Shirtless Overalls Onstage Coachella
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    I’m pretty much in favor of carpet-bombing Coachella already, but this seals the deal.

  12. Busta Rhymes Fat Belly Holding Bottle Onstage Coachella
    Walter Peck
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    Busta girdle.

  13. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Nipples Butt Wedgie Booty Shorts Coachella
    meeps!
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    Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber…

  14. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
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    Hey Alec, you said you might get out of New York so why not come to Coachella? It’ll be perfect for you…I’m sure there will be no paps around and your daughter won’t be showing off her b-hole.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Pale Skin Legs Slit Dress Coachella
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    I wondered why the line was so long at the penicillin tent.

  16. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
    Ruckus
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    Miss Piggy is gonna be so mad

  17. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
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    i’m so tired of this attempted fame whore.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Pale Skin Legs Slit Dress Coachella
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    The “rich” part only fits because one of those two guys (either the one looking longingly after her or the one reaching out toward her) is about to pay her a nice sum for a BJ a la Butler

  19. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
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    If that’s what it takes to get a part in the next Avengers, I’m not going to pretend I’m too proud.

  20. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Nipples Butt Wedgie Booty Shorts Coachella
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    Wow. This photo made me feel depressed.

  21. Justin Bieber Hugging Chancelor Bennett Shirtless Overalls Onstage Coachella
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    My grandma wears that same hat when she’s gardening.

  22. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
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    fugsly

  23. Alexander Skarsgard Sticking Out Tongue Taking To Random Chick Coachella
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    Pregnancy at the Cockroach festival will skyrocket this year.

  24. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Nipples Butt Wedgie Booty Shorts Coachella
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    So, their hipster personas are Morticia and Snooki?

  25. Steven Tyler Headband Multiple Accessories Coachella
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    He may be the only one who legitimately belongs at Coachella.

  26. Tallulah Willis Cleavage Bra See Through Skirt Coachella
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    She has $ millions and she wears this shit? I’m don’t have to be gay to tell you wearing socks on open heels or scandals is blasphemy !

    • Oh BABY

      Her parents shit money, but does she herself have any? Maybe she dresses like a homeless mess because she is one? Just a thought. Not all rich parents hand buckets of money to their kids; some rich parents expect their kids to earn their own livings.

  27. Busta Rhymes Fat Belly Holding Bottle Onstage Coachella
    Chaz
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    Busta Gut

  28. Busta Rhymes Fat Belly Holding Bottle Onstage Coachella
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    Busta Waistband.

  29. Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Overalls Aaron Paul Fedora Coachella
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    Oh Aaron… you used to be so cool. What happen, man?

  30. Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Overalls Aaron Paul Fedora Coachella
    david(guest)
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    its only right that being a great actor on a great show should get you better ass than any of the other women shown here

  31. Steven Tyler Headband Multiple Accessories Coachella
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    I’m not saying that if you put all of Coachella into a giant blender you would get this picture, but I am saying that I’m willing to try it and find out.

  32. Joe Jonas Disgusted By Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler Kiss Coachella
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    “Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew…” – Joe

  33. Jared Leto Hawaiin Shirt Jesus Hair And Beards Coachella
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    Uncle Bad Touch is looking for a new little friend.

  34. Kellan Lutz Posing With Fat Guys Coachella
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    Okay, Kellan, you’re already ahead of the curve. Having ugly wingmen is unnecessary and *mean*.

  35. Justin Bieber Hugging Chancelor Bennett Shirtless Overalls Onstage Coachella
    Cock Dr
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    Kid looks like shit, like terminal disease shit.

  36. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Coachella
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    Either she took a bath recently, or the wind swept across the plain and sandblasted her.

  37. Justin Bieber Hugging Chancelor Bennett Shirtless Overalls Onstage Coachella
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    There there B-Bear, Selena really didn’t mean it when she said she threw out your favorite soother.

  38. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Nipples Butt Wedgie Booty Shorts Coachella
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    Are spine crystals the new tramp stamp?

  39. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Legs Daisy Dukes Coachella
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    Jesus H Christ seriously? The Hippie who sold her all that shit must be high as a kite after the $ she made off Vanessa.

  40. Busta Rhymes Fat Belly Holding Bottle Onstage Coachella
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    Gut Busta 5000 (lbs)

  41. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
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    Is every third person at Coachella this year Ireland Baldwin?

  42. Ireland Baldwin Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants Coachella
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    Fugly

  43. Amber Rose Fat Thighs Short Shorts Coachella
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    I think it’s more like “Amber Inflated.”

  44. Alexander Skarsgard Sticking Out Tongue Taking To Random Chick Coachella
    Lonely Joe
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    40 more reasons I’m glad I stayed home.

  45. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Coachella
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    Looks like they got lost on the way to the country club.

  46. Evan Peters Cutoff Jean Shorts Emma Roberts Legs Daisy Dukes Coachella
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    Whippedsilver and the Scarlet Bitch.

  47. Lindsay Lohan Pale Skin Legs Slit Dress Coachella
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    Judging from that outfit, she is on her way to a porta-potty to meet Butler.

  48. Audrina Patridge Cleavage Hippie Dress Coachella
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    Dude. You said “Celebrities at Coachella.” This shit doesn’t count.

  49. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Legs Short Shorts Coachella
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    Hate to interrupt your boners, but she’s clearly morphing into Juliette Lewis now.

  50. Busta Rhymes Fat Belly Holding Bottle Onstage Coachella
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    The bottle is filled with melted butter.

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