‘Whee! We’re All Hippies. Rich, Millionaire Hippies Dressed Like An Abercromie Ad. Wheeee!’

April 16th, 2012 // 321 Comments

So it’s Coachella again. That magical time of the year when B-list celebrities and down pretend to be groovy, music-loving flower children of the earth while staying in luxury hotels complete with catered pool parties. Although, in their defense, David Hasselhoff shows up each year like clockwork and eats a vegan cheeseburger he dropped in the grass, so yes, that’s a tang of jealousy you detect.

In more important news, apparently robot pedophiles from the future have perfected time travel, so good luck with that because, surprise, they’re race car drivers, too. You must was as well just set your kids out on the curb.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Vanessa Hudgens Underwear Upskirt Coachella
    Sho'nuff
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    Not that I’m disappointed, but when she said she wanted “blow” I thought she meant something else.

  2. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Coachella
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    Alzheimers and a weird hat are a potent mix…

  3. Jared Leto Coachella
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    “If I wear all black and stand still, the paparazzi can’t see me”

  4. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
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    “Now, where’s the PLAY button???”

  5. Emma Watson Robot Coachella
    JC
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    “DANGER, HERMIONE, DANGER!”

  6. Mischa Barton Coachella
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    “I don’t get it… I did everything that Lohan person does and I still don’t get as much attention.. What’s wrong with me? Oh right, big tits…”

  7. Ke$ha Coachella
    msa
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    UGGHHH!!!!

  8. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    ahhuh
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    another peed pant

  9. Ke$ha Coachella
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    I see he dumped Lana Del Rey.

  10. Jared Leto Coachella
    Biff
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    Open boots and an umbrella…what a dickless douche.

  11. Ke$ha Coachella
    Joe
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    When did Jim Morrison’s theighs get so big?

  12. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
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    She’s pissed because Huey Lewis and the News dedicated “Hip to be Square” to Rumer.

  13. Ke$ha Coachella
    Biff
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    Is that watermelon floating?

  14. Aaron Paul Coachella
    maeby
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    Why’s he taking a drug test at a music fest?

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Underwear Upskirt Coachella
    Deacon Jones
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    This is a very hot pic, despite the amount of clothing in it…

  16. Lea Michele Bikini Coachella
    maeby
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    Those are high tiny boobs

  17. Vanessa Hudgens Underwear Upskirt Coachella
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    The invisible man having fun at Coachella.

  18. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    maeby
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    He smokes? Sexy points -20

  19. Mischa Barton Coachella
    maeby
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    ooof course. Bet she’s been waiting there all year.

  20. Vanessa Hudgens Underwear Upskirt Coachella
    your mom
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    I’ve got your white chocolate, baby!

  21. Aaron Paul Coachella
    maeby
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    D.A.R.E

  22. Ke$ha Coachella
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    The invisible man sure gets around.

  23. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
    maeby
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    Does she EVER wear shoes??

  24. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Coachella
    Deacon Jones
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    “BEHOLD!
    Thee purple dildo hath emerged WHITE from this fair maiden’s life tunnel! I shall now submerge this within my backside and product a BROWN SWORD OF RECKONING!!!”

  25. Ke$ha Coachella
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    Looks like waking up with a bottle of jack went straight to her thighs. Looks like she’s THE WAFFLE BOSS!

  26. Jade

    Coachella = Halloween for the stars.

  27. Vanessa Hudgens Austin Butler Coachella
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    Snowball!!

    (gratuitous Clerks reference if you read my comment on an earlier pic)

  28. Ke$ha Coachella
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    I thought it was Val Kilmer

  29. Lea Michele Bikini Coachella
    your mom
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    I think she’s doing it wrong…

  30. Lea Michele Bikini Coachella
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    Oh good, the PEZ Glee collection is available for purchase!

  31. Alex

    Some primo white chocolate was had by all.

  32. Aaron Paul Coachella
    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, that girl is a grade A piece of ass.

  33. Mischa Barton Coachella
    Viewer
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    He said he’d meet me RIGHT HERE!!!

  34. AAPL made me rich!

    Pesce.. Jealous?

  35. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
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    What a happy looking child. She’s sure living the good life. Good job, Bruce & Demi.

  36. Ian Somerhalder Nina Dobrev Cleavage Coachella
    Dude
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    Gee,.. some ppl,… even his beard looks fake,..

  37. Jared Leto Coachella
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    He needs a hard kick to the nuts….

    twice!

  38. Jared Leto Coachella
    Swearin
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    GDamn remakes; so this is what they’re doing to Inspector Gadget?!

  39. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
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    Hoo boy. Another douche thinking he’s a DJ because someone recognized him and asked him to “spin the chips”. Is that a real term? “Spin the chips”. I thought I heard that somewhere once. I’m 40.

  40. Jared Leto Coachella
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    I hate this motherfucker!

  41. Emma Watson Robot Coachella
    Richard McBeef
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    Well, go ahead and break yourself off some, Johnny 5.

  42. Vanessa Hudgens Underwear Upskirt Coachella
    grobpilot
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    Practicing for the money shot.

  43. Josh Duhamel Coachella
    The Most Interesting
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    Air croquet?

  44. Vanessa Hudgens Underwear Upskirt Coachella
    Richard McBeef
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    is it customary to let her stick the money in her purse before the services are rendered?

  45. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    Richard McBeef
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    is that frodo? no for reals?

  46. Ke$ha Coachella
    Richard McBeef
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    the chick with the watermelon knows exactly what the fuck is up.

  47. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    El Jefe
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    Lord of the hipster douchebags.

  48. Emma Watson Robot Coachella
    Cock Dr
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    I hope she didn’t leave her drink unsupervised. Dangerous to do in that crowd.

  49. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
    El Jefe
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    Smile you are not half as ugly as your sister Rumer.

  50. Ke$ha Coachella
    El Jefe
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    Oh God I am going to puke.

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