So it’s Coachella again. That magical time of the year when B-list celebrities and down pretend to be groovy, music-loving flower children of the earth while staying in luxury hotels complete with catered pool parties. Although, in their defense, David Hasselhoff shows up each year like clockwork and eats a vegan cheeseburger he dropped in the grass, so yes, that’s a tang of jealousy you detect.
In more important news, apparently robot pedophiles from the future have perfected time travel, so good luck with that because, surprise, they’re race car drivers, too. You must was as well just set your kids out on the curb.
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Azealia banks !!!!!
That’s his fiancé Lauren :)
What a stupid fucking outfit. I want to punch her square in the face for wearing that.
The Gipper’s come back from the grave! Hide the poor, he’s gonna finish what he started thirty years ago! I hear you can make a killing selling weapons to Iran…
Coachella. So important, even time travelling hookers from the eighties show up.
Does this spread good over toast? I’d like this spread over my toast please.
Is that the mother from Psycho? She’s aged horribly since the sixties.
So then I was all “Mother fucker, I will busta cap in your Facebook status.”
I love this woman. She’s perfect in every way.
She comes across as very fake.
She’s not as ugly as Rumer, so that’s something. Who wants to send the Terminator back in time to kill all of Bruce/Demi’s female children? Those genes are only for boys. Act now and we’ll elimnate the entire Kardashian family for free.
Cookie Monster pants? A grown man actually put on cookie monster pants and left his house? Throw him in the port-a-potty right now!
Those knees look worn out. She’s been keeping busy since the divorce, I see.
She is a walking bag of bones.
Those fingers smell like the chick he was with in th earlier pic. Dibs!
So that’s what Meg White’s been up to.
Fix your fucking sour face.
I hope he got in that ass later. Fuck her for me, man! Fuck her for me!
You are not even mildly attractive…
It’s shocking how much they pay to look so poor. That’s what kills me about this hipster fashion. You pay to look cheap. The cheaper you look, the cooler you are.
i can’t wait for this stupid shit to die off already.
Good lord! Gigantism!
Damn, look at her legs – perfect.
The hat’s pretty gay.
You know what, her thighs are the only thing I like about her now.
He gets the hot babes because he is incredibly sweet, charming, and funny. He’s actually an amazing person and just happens to be ridiculous talented as well.
It’s a pity those boots aren’t thigh-high.
Oh shit I thought it was Jared Leto.
Are you kidding? Thunder thighs, ahoy! She’s got nothing on top, making her legs look disproportionately thick.
“Aunty Entity sent me. This is the place the place they call Thunderdome no?”
shes already starting to look like the scary aunt with all the cats
What a big, giant douche!!!
Holy crap its the midget morticia adams
or is that mortisha??? whatever
Still anorexic I see :(
You mean 30 Seconds to Mars didn’t play the festival???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hulk Hogan’s wife is looking pretty nasty
Wait let me try again…
Hulk Hogan is looking pretty nasty.
“I went with the outfit that had the most zippers, so naturally I had to add the 12 pocket backpack.”
Since this is California I’m going to have to assume that he’s wearing these jorts ironically.
“Yes master, I will assume the position…”
If he’s pretending to be straight, he should at least use a girl who doesn’t have the body of a 12 year old boy.
Shalom
mrmealSounds good Rose :) I don’t have a blog at this stage. Might consider one later on thgouh, my life is so up and down at the moment, maybe putting it all down in a blog would be good, but the fear is it may become a novel! haha
thats Hotshot…She wishes she was as cool as he is
Put some pants on!