‘Whee! We’re All Hippies. Rich, Millionaire Hippies Dressed Like An Abercromie Ad. Wheeee!’

April 16th, 2012 // 321 Comments

So it’s Coachella again. That magical time of the year when B-list celebrities and down pretend to be groovy, music-loving flower children of the earth while staying in luxury hotels complete with catered pool parties. Although, in their defense, David Hasselhoff shows up each year like clockwork and eats a vegan cheeseburger he dropped in the grass, so yes, that’s a tang of jealousy you detect.

In more important news, apparently robot pedophiles from the future have perfected time travel, so good luck with that because, surprise, they’re race car drivers, too. You must was as well just set your kids out on the curb.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Katy Perry Cleavage Coachella
    NVY
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    Azealia banks !!!!!

  2. Aaron Paul Coachella
    Babygirljer
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    That’s his fiancé Lauren :)

  3. Vanessa Hudgens Austin Butler Coachella
    Meh
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    What a stupid fucking outfit. I want to punch her square in the face for wearing that.

  4. Pierce Brosnan Coachella
    Man from a Land of Plenty
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    The Gipper’s come back from the grave! Hide the poor, he’s gonna finish what he started thirty years ago! I hear you can make a killing selling weapons to Iran…

  5. Fergie Legs Short Shorts Coachella
    Man from a Land of Plenty
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    Coachella. So important, even time travelling hookers from the eighties show up.

  6. Lea Michele Bikini Coachella
    Man from a Land of Plenty
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    Does this spread good over toast? I’d like this spread over my toast please.

  7. Michael Polish Kate Bosworth Coachella
    Man from a Land of Plenty
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    Is that the mother from Psycho? She’s aged horribly since the sixties.

  8. Aaron Paul Coachella
    Man from a Land of Plenty
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    So then I was all “Mother fucker, I will busta cap in your Facebook status.”

  9. Vanessa Hudgens Underwear Upskirt Coachella
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    I love this woman. She’s perfect in every way.

  10. Lea Michele Bikini Coachella
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    She comes across as very fake.

  11. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
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    She’s not as ugly as Rumer, so that’s something. Who wants to send the Terminator back in time to kill all of Bruce/Demi’s female children? Those genes are only for boys. Act now and we’ll elimnate the entire Kardashian family for free.

  12. Jessica Stroup Coachella
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    Cookie Monster pants? A grown man actually put on cookie monster pants and left his house? Throw him in the port-a-potty right now!

  13. Katy Perry Cleavage Coachella
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    Those knees look worn out. She’s been keeping busy since the divorce, I see.

  14. Michael Polish Kate Bosworth Coachella
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    She is a walking bag of bones.

  15. Aaron Paul Coachella
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    Those fingers smell like the chick he was with in th earlier pic. Dibs!

  16. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
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    So that’s what Meg White’s been up to.

  17. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
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    Fix your fucking sour face.

  18. Vanessa Hudgens Austin Butler Coachella
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    I hope he got in that ass later. Fuck her for me, man! Fuck her for me!

  19. Fergie Legs Short Shorts Coachella
    STEVE BLAKE
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    You are not even mildly attractive…

  20. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    David
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    It’s shocking how much they pay to look so poor. That’s what kills me about this hipster fashion. You pay to look cheap. The cheaper you look, the cooler you are.

  21. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    Dr. Hibbert
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    Good lord! Gigantism!

  22. Bobu
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    Damn, look at her legs – perfect.

  23. Pierce Brosnan Coachella
    Bobu
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    The hat’s pretty gay.

  24. Ke$ha Coachella
    Bobu
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    You know what, her thighs are the only thing I like about her now.

  25. Aaron Paul Coachella
    Luvher8
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    He gets the hot babes because he is incredibly sweet, charming, and funny. He’s actually an amazing person and just happens to be ridiculous talented as well.

  26. Michael Polish Kate Bosworth Coachella
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    It’s a pity those boots aren’t thigh-high.

  27. Josh Duhamel Coachella
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    Oh shit I thought it was Jared Leto.

  28. What?
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    Are you kidding? Thunder thighs, ahoy! She’s got nothing on top, making her legs look disproportionately thick.

  29. Fergie Legs Short Shorts Coachella
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    “Aunty Entity sent me. This is the place the place they call Thunderdome no?”

  30. Lea Michele Bikini Coachella
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    shes already starting to look like the scary aunt with all the cats

  31. Jared Leto Coachella
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    What a big, giant douche!!!

  32. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Holy crap its the midget morticia adams

  33. Michael Polish Kate Bosworth Coachella
    deedee
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    Still anorexic I see :(

  34. Jared Leto Coachella
    Derek
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    You mean 30 Seconds to Mars didn’t play the festival???

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. Fergie Legs Short Shorts Coachella
    Ollie
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    Hulk Hogan’s wife is looking pretty nasty

  36. Pierce Brosnan Coachella
    jumpin joseph
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    “I went with the outfit that had the most zippers, so naturally I had to add the 12 pocket backpack.”

  37. Jessica Stroup Coachella
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    Since this is California I’m going to have to assume that he’s wearing these jorts ironically.

  38. Vanessa Hudgens Underwear Upskirt Coachella
    ChickenHawk
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    “Yes master, I will assume the position…”

  39. Ian Somerhalder Nina Dobrev Cleavage Coachella
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    If he’s pretending to be straight, he should at least use a girl who doesn’t have the body of a 12 year old boy.

  40. Jared Leto Coachella
    Mike
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    Shalom

  41. Katy Perry Cleavage Coachella
    Sasu
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    mrmealSounds good Rose :) I don’t have a blog at this stage. Might consider one later on thgouh, my life is so up and down at the moment, maybe putting it all down in a blog would be good, but the fear is it may become a novel! haha

  42. Emma Watson Robot Coachella
    Kason
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    thats Hotshot…She wishes she was as cool as he is

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    Put some pants on!

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