‘Whee! We’re All Hippies. Rich, Millionaire Hippies Dressed Like An Abercromie Ad. Wheeee!’

April 16th, 2012 // 321 Comments

So it’s Coachella again. That magical time of the year when B-list celebrities and down pretend to be groovy, music-loving flower children of the earth while staying in luxury hotels complete with catered pool parties. Although, in their defense, David Hasselhoff shows up each year like clockwork and eats a vegan cheeseburger he dropped in the grass, so yes, that’s a tang of jealousy you detect.

In more important news, apparently robot pedophiles from the future have perfected time travel, so good luck with that because, surprise, they’re race car drivers, too. You must was as well just set your kids out on the curb.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Katy Perry Cleavage Coachella
    Herman Bumfudle
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    lol! cute. vi olette that’s like blue ivy but only backwards. so what’s up beautiful mama.

  2. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
    JohnBoss
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    The really sad thing is she’s the “good looking” sister.

  3. Josh Duhamel Coachella
    JohnBoss
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    …And I had to grab Fergie’s penis with both hands, like this….

  4. Katy Perry Cleavage Coachella
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    Go Bills.

  5. Mischa Barton Coachella
    christine
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    i wish everyone would leave her alone she’s such a sweet girl with so many freaking problems

  6. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    christine
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    was this party held in middle earth?

  7. Emma Watson Robot Coachella
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    Someone check the robot for this logo…
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/16/pb_i-179_200.png[/img]

  8. Lea Michele Bikini Coachella
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    It appears she has that “not so fresh” feeling. Luckily, she’s at Coachella where she’ll blend right in.

  9. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
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    Dude, you should have been there. The way he used the breakdown in “The Hokey Pokey” to mix with “Mary Had A Little Lamb” was sick, yo.

  10. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
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    Wow, she looks really excited to be there. Maybe she just hadn’t heard that DJ Elijah and The Hoff showed up.

  11. Jared Leto Coachella
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    So instead of charging money at the gate, you’re required to dress like a complete fuckstick to get in to Coachella? That must be how this works.

  12. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
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    It’s a miracle he survived that grueling set on the wheels of steel.

  13. Jared Leto Coachella
    carol rules
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    this guy is an ass

  14. Fergie Legs Short Shorts Coachella
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    I thought Zsa Zsa Gabor was in a wheelchair…

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Austin Butler Coachella
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    This photo here epitomizes everything that’s wrong with this music “festival”.

    Goddamn hippies.

  16. Oh and Fish, “B-List” is a pretty generous moniker for this assortment of half-wits and no-talents.

  17. Lea Michele Bikini Coachella
    carol rules
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    jimmy durante’s niece

  18. Aaron Paul Coachella
    meh
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    Somehow he dates the HOTTEST girls, he generally has a thing for brunettes though. He used to date Jessica Lowndes. As a girl I seriously wonder how he gets ‘em.

  19. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Coachella
    carol rules
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    now that’s an ass hat.

  20. Jared Leto Coachella
    carol rules
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    satanic bastard.

  21. Lea Michele Bikini Coachella
    carol rules
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    get over yourself.

  22. whoozawhatsa

    Jesus Christ, Fish, proofread your shit and quit posting while wanking.

  23. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    carol rules
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    I don’t recall frodo having such a pencil neck.

  24. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
    carol rules
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    man, what a bummer to be one of the demi/bruce girls. they should have had boys. and those knees…their parents didn’t do them any favors.

  25. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
    carol rules
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    i would hate to be a girl and have bruce willis’ face.

  26. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
    JANE
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    Why is it that rich children always look homeless? Is that supposed to be stylish?

  27. Raaaaaaaa
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    russell brand in the background? wait – pants are of normal looseness, my mistake

  28. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
    bonerfest2011
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    Bruce Willis’ genes just weren’t meant for producing daughters.

  29. Ke$ha Coachella
    Humphries
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    THUNDER!…..THUNDER!……THUNDER THIGHS!……….HOE!

  30. Vanessa Hudgens Underwear Upskirt Coachella
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    “Wait, RADIOhead? OHHHH. I thought you said… you know what never mind.”

  31. Jared Leto Coachella
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    If I told them once I told them a hundred times: Put “30 Seconds to Mars” first and “Puppet show” last.

  32. Lea Michele Bikini Coachella
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    Is this the one who charged the Secret Service 43 bucks in Colombia?

  33. Fergie Legs Short Shorts Coachella
    Billybob
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    She should change her name from “Fergie” to “Who Gives a Fuckie”

  34. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
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    That look says “I’m still waiting for the nurse to come back for the rape kit”.

  35. Ke$ha Coachella
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    SKYNYRD!!!

  36. Ke$ha Coachella
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/16/VanZant-7-12-76-322_253.jpg[/img]

  37. Vanessa Hudgens Austin Butler Coachella
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    where are the photo submissions from the dude we all know walked behind her all day.

  38. Lea Michele Bikini Coachella
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    She was the only bad part of “Superman: The Movie”.

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    Trips, Buds, Oxies. Trips, Buds, Oxies.

  40. Ke$ha Coachella
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/16/images-205_246.jpeg[/img]

  41. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    Annie
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    So Lily Allen is a minister now?

  42. Ke$ha Coachella
    Annie
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    The chick behind her felt the watermelon come back up.

  43. Jessica Stroup Coachella
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Who?

  44. Lea Michele Bikini Coachella
    tlmck
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    Where’s her arm?

  45. Jared Leto Coachella
    Nope
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    I guess, technically, the Amish are kinda hippies.

  46. Pierce Brosnan Coachella
    sexjihaad911
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    Remington Steele’s still got it

  47. Ke$ha Coachella
    Nope
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    “Stop sneering Watermelon girl. Okay. Remember your training from Jessica Simpson. AAAaaaand farts away!”

  48. Pierce Brosnan Coachella
    Colostomy Bag
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    Any truth to the rumour his wife couldn’t fit through the front door to join him?

  49. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
    hoopd
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    “Wipe this pathetic planet from the face of the galaxy!”

  50. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    Sin
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    Apparently Lord of The Rings didn’t pay to well.

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