‘Whee! We’re All Hippies. Rich, Millionaire Hippies Dressed Like An Abercromie Ad. Wheeee!’

April 16th, 2012 // 321 Comments

So it’s Coachella again. That magical time of the year when B-list celebrities and down pretend to be groovy, music-loving flower children of the earth while staying in luxury hotels complete with catered pool parties. Although, in their defense, David Hasselhoff shows up each year like clockwork and eats a vegan cheeseburger he dropped in the grass, so yes, that’s a tang of jealousy you detect.

In more important news, apparently robot pedophiles from the future have perfected time travel, so good luck with that because, surprise, they’re race car drivers, too. You must was as well just set your kids out on the curb.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    Sheppy
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    Looks serious though.

  2. Ian Somerhalder Nina Dobrev Cleavage Coachella
    El Jefe
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    The most obvious gay man ever. She looks disgusted.

  3. Mischa Barton Coachella
    Richard McBeef
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    she’s got that sour face because she knows that urine sample will turn up positive for weed, coke, meth, opiates, and diet pills.

  4. Jared Leto Coachella
    El Jefe
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    Why can’t a stage set fall on this asshole and kill him already.

  5. Jessica Stroup Coachella
    Richard McBeef
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    dude’s shorts constitute justifiable homicide.

  6. Ke$ha Coachella
    Sheppy
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    Thunder thighs

  7. Vanessa Hudgens Underwear Upskirt Coachella
    El Jefe
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    And this is why I love this little slut.

  8. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    Richard McBeef
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    goddamn, that was frodo.

  9. Jared Leto Coachella
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    Chim, chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim charoo, good luck *won’t* come off when he shakes hands with you.

  10. Katy Perry Cleavage Coachella
    Richard McBeef
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    The cleavage view is much better, nick swardson.

    • DeucePickle

      Nick Swardson doesn’t give a shit about cleavage. He’s all about man ass.
      Which now that i think about it, is kinda like cleavage

  11. Jared Leto Coachella
    DeucePickle
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    this is the most normal i’ve ever seen him dressed

  12. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
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    more like DJ FroDope, amirite?

  13. Mischa Barton Coachella
    DeucePickle
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    Never buy “beer” from a hippie in front of the port-a-potties.

  14. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
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    Yippee cafe, cofffee drinker!

  15. Michael Polish Kate Bosworth Coachella
    Cock Dr
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    That guy?!?
    He must have major sex mojo and/or $$ to get his grips on the Bosworth.

  16. Josh Duhamel Coachella
    DeucePickle
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    This is what happens when millionaire douches wear a headband full of acid, they have euphoric hallucinations of playing golf.

  17. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    DeucePickle
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    No one is going to say anything about him buttoning the top button ?
    No one ?

  18. Lea Michele Bikini Coachella
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    When Gonzo’s sister left Muppeton for Hollywood, no one could have imagined she’d finally make it this big.

  19. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    Deacon Jones
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    This is the worst photo taken in the history of mankind.

  20. Katy Perry Cleavage Coachella
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I just realized I missed my calling in life. I was supposed to move to California and open up a hippie doofus clothing store in which all the celebs could get their worn down looking stuff

    BTW, I would charge $300 a piece for everything and be sold out in 10 minutes.

  21. Vanessa Hudgens Underwear Upskirt Coachella
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I pissed on her, then she gave me money. It was the best Coachella ever.

  22. Jared Leto Coachella
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It just isn’t Coachella if King Douche isn’t there.

  23. Aaron Paul Coachella
    Marie
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    He should of gone dressed as Jessie, you know he would be at that shit yo!

  24. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
    Greg
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    Did he borrow his daddys headphones?

  25. Ian Somerhalder Nina Dobrev Cleavage Coachella
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    wow they are doing a staged kiss.

  26. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
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    so i finally got my question answered in what would happen if frodo dated Gollum.

  27. Michael Polish Kate Bosworth Coachella
    Kurryspice
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    Apparently Kate Bosworth is to legs what Madonna is to hands

  28. Buddy the Elf

    Your headline SAYS IT ALL.
    Exactly how I feel every time I see a pic of some Hollywood fucktard prancing around like a flower child.

    ..After their agent got them tickets, they had their hair done, a stylist chose their outfit, they had a private driver drop them off then spent the night in some hotel suite.

    Just like the rest of us.

  29. Ian Somerhalder Nina Dobrev Cleavage Coachella
    mud butt
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    swapping nut-loads

  30. Jared Leto Coachella
    Cock Dr
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    Did someone call for an undertaker?

  31. nanunanu

    They should just go ahead and call it Douchella.

  32. Vanessa Hudgens Underwear Upskirt Coachella
    Crissy
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    suck cock for a buck…

  33. Aaron Paul Coachella
    boing
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    smell these fingaz!!

  34. Ke$ha Coachella
    boing
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    so. gross.

  35. Ke$ha Coachella
    Kitty
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    the watermelon isn’t floating it’s orbiting Kesha

  36. Mischa Barton Coachella
    Crissy
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    “Wow, that person actually wants to take a picture of me?”

  37. Katy Perry Cleavage Coachella
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    As my Grandmom would say: Girl, dressed like that, you will never be able to keep a man longer then a night

  38. Lea Michele Bikini Coachella
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    Nurse Lea, I need one of this little blue pills

  39. Michael Polish Kate Bosworth Coachella
    alex
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    She’s got Leann Rimes legs. Yuck.

  40. Vanessa Hudgens Austin Butler Coachella
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    This chick just does not move me in the right places. This thighs are just bad and now they are highlighted by Thigh highs and a short smock blechhhh.

  41. Ke$ha Coachella
    ss109
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    Seconds before she was pelted with watermelon and other garbage

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    No Idea.

  43. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Coachella
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    The Hoff dressed as a Swashbuckler again.

  44. Michael Polish Kate Bosworth Coachella
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    At first I was thinking how goofy looking the dude is, then I took a closer look at Kate, nevermind.

  45. Josh Duhamel Coachella
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    Dude, sweet putter.

  46. Tallulah Willis No Pants Sweatshirt Coachella
    Cock Dr
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    Yikes……scary person in hoodie. Load up the guns.

  47. Vanessa Hudgens Underwear Upskirt Coachella
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    JLH take note, *this* is how you get an engagement ring. See also Hilary Duff.

  48. Looks like a fun event except a terrible dearth of bare breasts. So what’s the point of a fun event of this nature if there are no tits to ogle? And if there are tits to ogle, why are they not shown here?

  49. Ke$ha Coachella
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    Watermelon still levitating.

  50. Elijah Wood DJ Coachella
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    Wait a mninute…. what happened to Black Hulk? Frodo had so much more rapport with him.

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