So it’s Coachella again. That magical time of the year when B-list celebrities and down pretend to be groovy, music-loving flower children of the earth while staying in luxury hotels complete with catered pool parties. Although, in their defense, David Hasselhoff shows up each year like clockwork and eats a vegan cheeseburger he dropped in the grass, so yes, that’s a tang of jealousy you detect.
In more important news, apparently robot pedophiles from the future have perfected time travel, so good luck with that because, surprise, they’re race car drivers, too. You must was as well just set your kids out on the curb.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Looks serious though.
The most obvious gay man ever. She looks disgusted.
she’s got that sour face because she knows that urine sample will turn up positive for weed, coke, meth, opiates, and diet pills.
Why can’t a stage set fall on this asshole and kill him already.
dude’s shorts constitute justifiable homicide.
Thunder thighs
And this is why I love this little slut.
goddamn, that was frodo.
Chim, chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim charoo, good luck *won’t* come off when he shakes hands with you.
The cleavage view is much better, nick swardson.
Nick Swardson doesn’t give a shit about cleavage. He’s all about man ass.
Which now that i think about it, is kinda like cleavage
this is the most normal i’ve ever seen him dressed
more like DJ FroDope, amirite?
Never buy “beer” from a hippie in front of the port-a-potties.
Yippee cafe, cofffee drinker!
That guy?!?
He must have major sex mojo and/or $$ to get his grips on the Bosworth.
This is what happens when millionaire douches wear a headband full of acid, they have euphoric hallucinations of playing golf.
No one is going to say anything about him buttoning the top button ?
No one ?
When Gonzo’s sister left Muppeton for Hollywood, no one could have imagined she’d finally make it this big.
This is the worst photo taken in the history of mankind.
I just realized I missed my calling in life. I was supposed to move to California and open up a hippie doofus clothing store in which all the celebs could get their worn down looking stuff
BTW, I would charge $300 a piece for everything and be sold out in 10 minutes.
I pissed on her, then she gave me money. It was the best Coachella ever.
It just isn’t Coachella if King Douche isn’t there.
He should of gone dressed as Jessie, you know he would be at that shit yo!
Isn’t he?
Did he borrow his daddys headphones?
wow they are doing a staged kiss.
so i finally got my question answered in what would happen if frodo dated Gollum.
Apparently Kate Bosworth is to legs what Madonna is to hands
It’s like Rescue from Belsen, 2012 style.
Your headline SAYS IT ALL.
Exactly how I feel every time I see a pic of some Hollywood fucktard prancing around like a flower child.
..After their agent got them tickets, they had their hair done, a stylist chose their outfit, they had a private driver drop them off then spent the night in some hotel suite.
Just like the rest of us.
swapping nut-loads
Did someone call for an undertaker?
They should just go ahead and call it Douchella.
suck cock for a buck…
smell these fingaz!!
so. gross.
the watermelon isn’t floating it’s orbiting Kesha
“Wow, that person actually wants to take a picture of me?”
As my Grandmom would say: Girl, dressed like that, you will never be able to keep a man longer then a night
Nurse Lea, I need one of this little blue pills
She’s got Leann Rimes legs. Yuck.
This chick just does not move me in the right places. This thighs are just bad and now they are highlighted by Thigh highs and a short smock blechhhh.
Yep, she’s a hawg all right…
Looks like she been putting on some weight though. I don’t give a fuck, I’d wreck that.
Seconds before she was pelted with watermelon and other garbage
No Idea.
Ditto.
The Hoff dressed as a Swashbuckler again.
At first I was thinking how goofy looking the dude is, then I took a closer look at Kate, nevermind.
Dude, sweet putter.
Yikes……scary person in hoodie. Load up the guns.
JLH take note, *this* is how you get an engagement ring. See also Hilary Duff.
Looks like a fun event except a terrible dearth of bare breasts. So what’s the point of a fun event of this nature if there are no tits to ogle? And if there are tits to ogle, why are they not shown here?
Watermelon still levitating.
Wait a mninute…. what happened to Black Hulk? Frodo had so much more rapport with him.